Mementos of Teyvat/2024-09-28/Story

A Honest Promotion

Main article: A Honest Promotion

Quest Description

"Buy one get one free! My loss if you buy, your loss if you don't!"
But what sort of gullible folk would be taken in by such slogans... Wait, Paimon pre-ordered already?

(Approach Damoville Purveyor)

Paimon: Y'know, (‍‍), Paimon can see that the commissions have been pretty taxing lately.

Paimon: As a thoughtful, capable guide, Paimon's duty is to help you relax, so... Ta-da! Guess where this is?

Well, it says "Damoville Purveyor" on the sign right here.

Boucicaut: Hello there. Welcome to Damoville Purveyor.

Ah, the abode of Mora thieves, the graveyard of wallets.

Boucicaut: Dear me, dear customer, do not speak such inaccuracies. Damoville Purveyor is committed wholly to affordability and quality. You may survey our prices should you wish.

Paimon: This is no ordinary store. This is a place where hardworking laborers relax via spending money.

Boucicaut: Indeed, indeed! In fact, we have recently launched a buy one get one free promotion, with all customers welcome to take part!

Boucicaut: My loss if you buy, your loss if you don't!

Paimon: Hehe, Paimon saw the event poster when we passed by before. That's how she remembered it.

Paimon: Double the goods for every purchase sounds like a great deal, no matter how you slice it!

Paimon: It always feels like there's something missing in Paimon's day if she doesn't spend some Mora here... So today, we're coming here together to fill that gap!

And what would you like to buy, Paimon?

And how shall this yawning void be filled, Paimon?

Paimon: Hehe, not telling you just yet.

Payment might get tricky that way.

Paimon: Nah, don't worry. Paimon brought her own Mora today.

Paimon: Boss, has the order arrived yet? It's under "Paimon and (‍‍)."

Boucicaut: We do have your package. One moment...

Boucicaut the shopkeeper retrieves something over-packaged beyond identification. Beside you, Paimon fishes out a large pile of pocket money. You detect a hint of sadness on her face as she parts with this sizable sum.

After you unwrap the package together, you realize that it contains two photo albums.

Paimon: Hehe, finally! Paimon's been waiting ages to get these!

Paimon: We've taken so many pictures so far, and now we've got a spot to put them!

I don't usually see you use a Kamera?

Paimon: Hehe, that doesn't mean Paimon hasn't ever whipped it out! She's taken quite a few pictures of you while you weren't looking, in fact!

Huh. Y'know, I'd like to see 'em now...

Ooh, let me see!

Paimon: Not right now! Paimon's gotta take a whole album's worth first.

Nyeh, so petty.

Paimon's a meanie.

Paimon: Pfft, phooey! Anyway, take this photo album, would'ja?

Paimon: This one's a little thin, but it can fit a whole bunch of photos anyway.

Paimon: We've been to so many places and taken many photos for others, but not really for ourselves.

Paimon: Paimon thought it'd be nice if we could keep a few more memories for ourselves, so she bought these two albums.

So this is a gift?

Paimon: That's right. It was a buy one get one free deal, so it's one for each of us. Paimon had it all figured out even when she was ordering.

Paimon: You've gotta start using it right away, alright? You can take pictures of places we've been to, maybe relive some past memories as well.

Paimon: By the way, wanna use Paimon's Kamera to take some photos? You've never used it before, right?

Paimon: It took a lot of effort to custom-order this from a department store, so it'd be a shame if we didn't use it more often.

Sure, I'll give it a go.

Thanks, Paimon.

Paimon: Hehe, as long as you like it! This is what a good guide should do, after all.

Paimon: C'mon! Let's go take some photos!

Open World Dialogue

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Each character says something when you choose a pose for them, but these lines are different depending on whether you're in the initial dialogue block (you approached them with Paimon's Kamera already equipped) or the talk again dialogue block. Verify which ones are for which dialogue blocks.

Amber

(Approach Amber at the "A Legendary Beginning" photo-spot)

Amber: Hey, it's you, (‍‍)! Fancy meeting you in the Whispering Woods again. What are the odds?

Amber: It's been a while, hasn't it? What've you been busy with lately?

Taking photos to keep a record of the places we've been.

Taking photos to commemorate my legendary career with.

Amber: Haha, that makes sense! This place is so beautiful and serene, it really does make for good photos.

Amber: This is my favorite patrol segment when I'm out on scouting missions.

Amber: This was where we met for the first time, too. I even mistook you for some kind of suspicious character back then, too! Ah, I'm getting embarrassed just thinking about it...

Amber: After all, it was thanks to your help that we averted the crisis with Dvalin, and restored peace to Mondstadt.

Amber: But your (‍‍/‍‍)... I put up so many missing posters, but it seems like it wasn't of any help...

It's fine, Amber.

You did all you could.

Amber: Thanks. But still, please feel free to tell me if there's anything I can help you with.

Amber: Amber, Outrider of the Knights of Favonius, Mondstadt's Gliding Champion, and your friend — at your service!

In that case, step into the frame, please!

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Amber: But I don't see your Kamera. Are you sure you've got it on you?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Amber: No problem! What kind of pose do you think I should do?

A cool pose.

(Amber performs her Party Setup animation)

Let's go with a fun pose!

(Amber performs her Warm Greeting pose)

A formal pose.

(Amber performs the Knights of Favonius salute)

Amber: Sure. Will this work?

Awesome. Say cheese!

Amber: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

The fun pose might work better.

(Amber performs the corresponding pose): Amber: Sure!

Let's roll with the formal pose instead.

(Amber performs the corresponding pose): Amber: Alright then!

Let's go with the cool pose instead.

(Amber performs the corresponding pose): Amber: Sure!

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

(Talk to Amber again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Amber: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try out a different pose.

Amber: I'm fine with that, but you haven't taken your Kamera out yet. It might be hard to take pictures without it...
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

You did great. Thanks a lot.

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Amber again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Amber: How about it? Shall we start taking some photos?

I'd like to try out a different pose.

Amber: Sure. What do you think would work best?

A cool pose.

Let's go with a fun pose!

A formal pose.

(Amber performs the corresponding pose)

Amber: Sure. Will this work?

Awesome. Say cheese!

Amber: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's go with the cool pose instead.

The fun pose might work better.

Let's roll with the formal pose instead.

Amber: Alright then!

(Amber performs the corresponding pose)

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

Xiangling

(Approach Xiangling at the "Somewhere You'd Want to Go When You're Hungry..." photo-spot)

Xiangling: (‍‍), it's you! Long time no see! Funny, I just mentioned you to Guoba yesterday, and here we are.

(If the player has not met Xiangling yet, an introductory note appears on screen)

Xiangling — Exquisite Delicacy
Liyue Harbor is home to Wanmin Restaurant, and Wanmin Restaurant is home to Xiangling, the famous chef.
The spicy dishes she makes are famous far and wide, and are considered the best of the best.
However, she is not just a chef of great skill, but also one with a great passion for cooking.
She always insists on going out into the wild herself to search for natural ingredients, and is thus often absent from the restaurant.

Xiangling: I guess that's what they call "fate," huh?

Xiangling: Ah, right. Where are you headed?

I was going to take a picture of this bridge.

I'm looking for people to take photos with.

Xiangling: Photo-taking? Ooh, that's a coincidence. I've taken an interest in that lately myself.

Xiangling: We've been using the same poster at the restaurant for so long. It's high time we got a new one.

Xiangling: I've been thinking that we could draw passersby in more easily with some beautiful shots of our dishes.

Xiangling: As the old saying goes: "A fine meal is three parts color, three parts aroma, three parts taste, and one part advertising."

Xiangling: ...Of course, I added that last bit myself.

Xiangling: Dad always talks about the first three — it's as common culinary wisdom as can be.

Hardworking as always, huh, Xiangling?

Xiangling: Hehe. Thanks!

Things haven't been too tiring, have they, Xiangling?

Xiangling: No way — if anything, my motivation grows the more I do things I enjoy.

Xiangling: Finding rare ingredients, creating new dishes, learning how to advertise... I've still got a long way to go in my culinary journey.

Xiangling: Haha, now that you mention it, it's been a long time since our first meeting, hasn't it?

Xiangling: But many things have stayed the same, too, haven't they? You're still traveling, and I'm still coming up with new dishes.

Xiangling: It's my goal not only to keep Wanmin Restaurant open, but to make it better and better.

Xiangling: So long as I've got strength in my arms, I'll be stir-frying and wok-tossing even when I'm an old granny, delivering delicious, piping hot dishes from pot to plate.

Xiangling: Remember to stop by for a meal more often, alright?

I will.

Xiangling: Alright then, it's a deal!

We'll see.

Xiangling: Haha, are you worried that you won't be able to walk over by then?

Xiangling: If that's the case, just write to me — I'll send you some food that keeps easily.

Xiangling: Ah, right, I'm kinda getting off-topic here. You were talking about taking some pictures, right? Need any help?

Yup. Step into the frame, please!

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Xiangling: That's a great idea! I've been studying some photography lately myself... By the way, did you bring your Kamera? I don't see it...
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Xiangling: Oh, sure, that's a piece of cake! What pose should I do?

Let's have a normal pose.

(Xiangling performs her Party Setup animations)

A fun pose.

(Xiangling leans forward with her Expectant expression)

A joyful pose.

(Xiangling performs her Upbeat Encouragement pose with a slightly different expression)

Xiangling: Like this?

Awesome. Say cheese!

Xiangling: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the normal pose instead.

(Xiangling performs the corresponding pose): Xiangling: Sure, let's go with that!

The fun pose might work better.

(Xiangling performs the corresponding pose): Xiangling: Sure, let's go with that!

Let's go with the joyful pose instead, shall we?

(Xiangling performs the corresponding pose): Xiangling: Sure!

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

(Talk to Xiangling again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Xiangling: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try out a different pose.

Xiangling: No problem, but you're not holding a Kamera. You sure you can take photos like that?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

Great! Thanks a lot.

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Xiangling again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Xiangling: How about it? Shall we start taking some photos?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Xiangling: Sure. What do you think would work best?

Let's have a normal pose.

A fun pose.

A joyful pose.

(Xiangling performs the corresponding pose)

Xiangling: Sure. Will this work?

Awesome. Say cheese!

Xiangling: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the normal pose instead.

The fun pose might work better.

Let's go with the joyful pose instead, shall we?

(Xiangling performs the corresponding pose)

Xiangling: Alright then!

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

Kaedehara Kazuha

(Approach Kaedehara Kazuha at the "Looking Down on the World Below" photo-spot)

Kaedehara Kazuha: The Fortune Slip I received at the Grand Narukami Shrine stated that Great Fortune shall be with me and that I should expect a reunion.

Kaedehara Kazuha: It seems the reunion was to be with you. It's been a while, (‍‍).

We're here to take pictures of Inazuma City.

We're looking for people to take photos with.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Ah, an elegant pursuit. To take pictures of scenery one has witnessed is to remind oneself of one's journey thus far.

What about you, Kazuha?

Kaedehara Kazuha: I have presently made plans to meet Mr. Nakatsuki [sic]^{[Note 1]} at the teahouse to discuss the art of the tea ceremony. He is well-versed in the relevant disciplines, and is a regular there.

Are you an expert too?

Kaedehara Kazuha: I studied for a time in my youth, but my knowledge then was quite shallow. I have found it all the more fascinating while revisiting it for study as of late.

Kaedehara Kazuha: For example, the nations differ in their manifestations of said ceremonies. For Inazuma, we emphasize the spirit of "purity" and "tranquility."

Kaedehara Kazuha: Liyue's Qiaoying Village also produces tea, and the people of that land lean towards "harmony" and "authenticity."

Kaedehara Kazuha: These differences also reflect the two people's differences in living habits. Most fascinating.

You're a real lover of learning.

A man of elegant tastes, I see.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Haha, hardly... In truth, I did not return here solely for that.

Kaedehara Kazuha: This is the land of my birth, and so it remains, though I was once compelled to leave.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Returning every once in a while, seeing people I knew in my youth, spending time in familiar places...

Kaedehara Kazuha: I feel as if I still have roots here, which relieves the cares of my wanderings.

Kaedehara Kazuha: To use Kameras to immortalize such memories is a wonderful idea. We wanderers need our anchors more than anyone, after all.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Anyway, that's quite enough about me. I don't wish to take up your time, but if you need any aid, simply say the word.

Alright. Step into the frame, then, if you would!

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Kaedehara Kazuha: I think you're saying you want to use a Kamera to take photos, but I don't see yours anywhere. Are you sure you brought one?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Kaedehara Kazuha: Easily done. What sort of pose would be best for the shot?

One that's more casual.

(Kazuha performs the Alpha Pose)

A relaxed pose.

(Kazuha crosses his arms with his Smiley expression)

Perhaps one displaying deep thought.

(Kazuha performs the Thinking pose with his Pensive expression)

Kaedehara Kazuha: Of course. How does this look?

Perfect. Say cheese!

Kaedehara Kazuha: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the casual pose instead.

(Kazuha performs the corresponding pose): Kaedehara Kazuha: Let us do so.

Let's go with our relaxed pose instead.

(Kazuha performs the corresponding pose): Kaedehara Kazuha: Of course.

I think deep thought works better.

(Kazuha performs the corresponding pose): Kaedehara Kazuha: Fair enough.

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

(Talk to Kaedehara Kazuha again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Kaedehara Kazuha: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Of course, but without a Kamera on hand, might you find it difficult to take the photo?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

Wonderfully! Thanks a lot.

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Kaedehara Kazuha again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Kaedehara Kazuha: Now then, shall we start taking some photos?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Kaedehara Kazuha: Sure. What would you find most suitable?

One that's more casual.

A relaxed pose.

Perhaps one displaying deep thought.

(Kaedehara Kazuha performs the corresponding pose)

Kaedehara Kazuha: Of course. How does this look?

Perfect. Say cheese!

Kaedehara Kazuha: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the casual pose instead.

Let's go with the relaxed pose instead.

I think deep thought works better.

(Kaedehara Kazuha performs the corresponding pose)

Kaedehara Kazuha: Let us do that, then.

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

Collei

(Use Nahida's All Schemes to Know on Collei, optional): Collei: Today's reading class is over, so first, I'll need to review what I learned last week when I get back. Then, I'll organize everything from today into my notebook...; Collei: But there's so much... I'm not sure if I can even finish tonight...; Collei: No, no! One step at a time. I'll just focus on organizing my notes first.

(Approach Collei at the "Data, Dissertations, and Examinations" photo-spot)

Collei: Huh? Oh, it's you, (‍‍)! What's the plan today?

We're here to take some pictures of Sumeru City.

We're looking for people to take photos with.

Collei: Ah, photography! True, Akademiya researchers often come here to snap a few shots of the city.

Collei: Most who do are from Vahumana and Kshahrewar, apparently to study urban infrastructure... and um, architectural history or something like that.

Well, aren't you familiar with the Darshans?

Collei: Not... really. I just know about their research fields and how they set their courses up. I'm still a long way from being a real scholar, though.

Take any classes in those Darshans, by any chance?

Collei: Well, I'm not a student yet, so I can't attend the classes, but Master has introduced some of the basics of their research to me.

Collei: But if you wanted me to take the selection exam... Heh, I doubt I'd pass even the first round of the written test.

Collei: I wish I could reach the level of a researcher, of course, but it's still a dream at the moment...

You'll make it someday.

You can do it, Collei!

Collei: Thanks so much, (‍‍). Anyway, I'll do my best to learn the basics first!

Collei: Honestly, I'm just happy to learn something new every day.

Collei: And right now, my goal is to be the best Forest Ranger I can be.

Collei: Guiding those who've gotten lost in the rainforest, helping people who've accidentally ingested poison, protecting the rainforest flora and fauna...

Collei: We Forest Rangers do lots of things. Everyone needs me, and I'm more than willing to help!

Collei: I've only done a couple of little things here and there, but still, everyone recognizes my work.

Collei: Guess I'm lucky to have all these people who care about me... and to have made friends with someone as amazing as you.

I'm glad that we're friends, Collei.

We're both amazing. Don't you forget that!

Collei: Haha, alright. Anyway, if there's anything I can help you with, just let me know.

I'd like you to help me with some photos.

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Collei: I mean, I've helped Master take some photos of plant samples, but I'm sure you'd need a Kamera to do something like that.; Collei: Did you bring yours, (‍Traveler‍)?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Collei: I can do that! How should I pose?

Let's have a natural pose.

(Collei performs her Party Setup animation)

Let's go with a fun pose!

(Collei performs her Looking Around Curiously pose with a happy face)

Just pose casually, Collei.

(Collei puts her hand on her chest)

Collei: Sure. How does this look?

Perfect. Say cheese!

Collei: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the natural pose instead.

(Collei performs the corresponding pose): Collei: Sure!

The fun pose might work better.

(Collei performs the corresponding pose): Collei: Alright.

Let's go with a casual pose instead.

(Collei performs the corresponding pose): Collei: Alright.
(Dialogue returns to option selection)

(Talk to Collei again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Collei: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Collei: Uh, sure, but how are you going to take any pictures without a Kamera?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

They look great! Thanks a lot, Collei!

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Collei again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Collei: Okay then. Shall we start?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Collei: Sure. What would you like me to go with?

Let's have a natural pose.

Let's go with a fun pose!

Just pose casually, Collei.

(Collei performs the corresponding pose)

Collei: Sure. How does this look?

Perfect. Say cheese!

Collei: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the natural pose instead.

The fun pose might work better.

Let's go with the casual pose instead.

(Collei performs the corresponding pose)

Collei: Let us do that, then.

(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

Lynette

(Approach Lynette at the "City of Operatic Trials" photo-spot)

Lynette: ...So you did come over. I was wondering if you'd notice me. Looks like my concealment failed this time.

(If the player has not met Lynette yet, an introductory note appears on screen)

Lynette — Elegance in the Shadows
Lyney's twin sister, a quiet and gentle young girl known throughout Fontaine as "The Great Magician Lyney's Assistant."
On the stage, she is focused and alert, while her offstage persona is shy and reserved, rarely revealing any expression. She uses "standby mode" as an excuse to avoid unnecessary social interactions.
Only her valued family members can see past the mysterious front she puts up to disguise her true feelings.

Lynette: Oh well. I didn't put much effort into it anyway. One moment... (‍‍) Observation Mode, off. Chat Mode activated.

Lynette: Previous observation indicates that you are more likely to be enjoying the scenery than just wandering about. Are you here on business?

We're looking for a good spot for a picture.

I'm looking for someone to help with some photos.

Lynette: Photos... Have you finally decided to end your travels and work at The Steambird?

Lynette: Understandable. An adventurer's income is unstable, and you have Paimon to feed as well — that can't be easy.

Aye, but they're real slave drivers. Six days of work, one day off.

Lynette: You followed up with a joke of your own. Wow. I underestimated you.

No, no, I'm a loyal member of the Adventurers' Guild!

Lynette: Hmm. I didn't expect you to be so earnest about the Guild. My apologies for the joke. I did not mean to doubt your adventurous spirit.

Lynette: If you've come here to take pictures, they must be of the Court of Fontaine.

Sharp as always, Lynette.

Lynette: Many Steambird reporters come here to take panoramic shots of the Court, and sometimes they gossip on the side.

Lynette: All I need to do is keep a low profile and listen silently.

Lynette: But having come so many times, I've picked up some photography skills along the way... So, do you require an assistant?

We need a model more, really.

If you don't mind Lynette, could you move into the frame?

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Lynette: Are you pulling my leg? Otherwise, you'd definitely have a Kamera with you. Unless... you forgot it?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Lynette: Understood. I prefer work that doesn't require much talking anyway. How do you want me to pose?
(Continue to pose selection)

(Talk to Lynette again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Lynette: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Lynette: I don't mind. But how are you going to take pictures without a Kamera?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

They look great. Thanks a lot!

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Lynette again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Lynette: Shall we start?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Lynette: Sure. What would you like me to go with?
(Continue to pose selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

(Pose selection)

Let's have a formal pose.

(Lynette performs her Party Setup animation)

Let's go with a fun pose!

(Lynette gives two thumbs up)

Just take up a casual pose.

(Lynette slightly turns away and holds an arm with her Pensive expression)

Lynette: Sure. Will this work?

(Full option selection below; current pose is not available as an option)

Perfect. Say cheese!

Lynette: I'm ready.
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

Let's roll with the formal pose instead.

Lynette: Then we'll do that.

The fun pose might work better.

Lynette: Works for me.

Let's go with a casual posture instead.

Lynette: Works for me.

(Lynette performs the corresponding pose)
(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

Paimon

(Approach Paimon at the "The Story's Beginning" photo-spot)

Paimon: Over here, (‍‍), over here!

Paimon: Remember this place? It's where our journey began.

Paimon: We've been to so many places since then! Time really flies, huh... Just thinking about it makes Paimon kinda emotional. Ooh, she could write a poem right now!

Please, go right ahead, O great bard Paimon~

Pfft.

Paimon: Oh, don't interrupt. Let Paimon think...

Paimon: Ah, vast Teyvat!

Paimon: How far have we traveled, yet not seen your full breadth!

(Remain silent.)

That didn't rhyme at all.

Paimon: Ah! Ah... Huh, and the thought's gone.

Hahahaha!

Paimon: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Paimon's used to it by now.

Do you mean to reflect on how tough this journey's been?

Paimon: That's right! Hehe, you sure know Paimon well.

Paimon: But seriously, it's easy to forget where we started after all this traveling.

Paimon: For example, Paimon can't quite remember what Sweet Madames taste like nowadays, and that was one of her favorite dishes, too...

Paimon: That's why Paimon bought this album in the first place, to take pictures of the places we've been and the people we've met.

Paimon: "The end is close once we get back to where we started." That happens pretty often in light novels and films, doesn't it?

Paimon: That's why we're taking a picture here. Not to feel all sad and stuff, but 'cause we hope to always remember the road we've taken, all the better to tread the road ahead...

Have you been eavesdropping on my conversations with Kazuha?

What? Paimon is evolving!

Paimon: Well... Yeah, Paimon was listening when you and Kazuha were chatting.

Paimon: C'mon, we were trying to create an atmosphere here — and now it's all gone.

Don't worry, I understand what you mean.

We'll forge ahead.

Paimon: Hehe, sure, as long as you get it.

Paimon: Alright! Your model for this picture is going to be Teyvat's number one guide! So, what pose would you like to go for?

(If Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Paimon: Hey, wait a moment. Where's the Kamera Paimon lent you? Let's check real quick — you'd better not have lost it!
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

(If Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

(Continue to pose selection)

(Talk to Paimon again while Paimon's Kamera is not the active gadget)

Paimon: How did the photos turn out?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Paimon: Yeah, sure, but we can't do that without holding a Kamera, can we?
(Dialogue ends)
(The message "Equip Paimon's Kamera first" appears)

You did great. Thanks a lot.

(Dialogue ends)

(Talk to Paimon again while Paimon's Kamera is the active gadget)

Paimon: Shall we start?

I'd like to try a different pose out.

Paimon: Sure. What would you like me to go with?
(Continue to pose selection)

I'm not quite ready yet.

(Dialogue ends)

(Pose selection)

Let's go with a fun pose!

Let's have a natural pose.

Just take up a casual pose.

Paimon: Yup yup! How's this?

Awesome. Say cheese!

Paimon: Paimon's ready!
(Dialogue ends, opens event Photo Mode interface)

The fun pose might work better.

Paimon: Alrighty then!

Let's roll with the natural pose instead.

Paimon: No problemo!

Let's go with a casual posture instead.

Paimon: Sure!

(Paimon does the corresponding pose)
(Selected option temporarily removed, dialogue returns to option selection)

Notes

↑ This name in the original Chinese version is 中西, the same as the NPC Nakanishi's name.

[1] This name in the original Chinese version is 中西, the same as the NPC Nakanishi's name.

[Note 1]