Stories Make the Best Pastries
Last updated 2026-08-07
Stories Make the Best Pastries is a World Quest in Court of Fontaine Region, Fontaine. It can be activated by opening Tea Party Notes in Sandrone's Portable Tea Table gadget.
Start Location
Start the quest by placing Sandrone's Portable Tea Table gadget in Court of Fontaine.
Stories Make the Best Pastries's start location
Additional context
Steps
- Head for the vicinity of Chioriya Boutique to begin the tea party
- Use Sandrone to take a seat and begin the tea party
- Enjoy teatime
- (Optional) Sandrone seems to have something to say to the tea party companion...
Dialogue
- (Invite Navia to a tea party.)
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Navia
Navia and Miss Clorinde invited Columbina and me to join them before. In that case... I may as well prepare some tea and pastries for everyone while we chat and play.Invite
Quest DescriptionGo to Chioriya Boutique, place your tea table, and have Sandrone take a seat. Then, prepare to enjoy some tea with the guests...
- (Place Sandrone's Portable Tea Table in Court of Fontaine and take a seat)
- Navia: Ah! Miss Columbina, Miss Sandrone! Thank you for taking the time to join our Tabletop Troupe!
- Marionette: The pleasure's all ours. We haven't really played this before, so we'll be counting on you to show us the ropes.
- (Columbina nods in agreement)
- Clorinde: Don't worry, there's no pressure. The most important thing is that everyone has fun.
- The Damselette: That's great! I'm really looking forward to this.
- Clorinde: Then let me briefly explain the story...
- "Game Master": "This is an era where vampires and humans coexist. Our story occurs in a city shared by the two races..."
- "Game Master": "While not openly hostile, the relationship between humans and vampires is far from harmonious. Now, a murder in the dead of night has completely shattered the delicate balance..."
- The Damselette: Vampires?
- Navia: They're a race that survives by drinking human blood. They're a common trope in fantasy novels. Have you read any stories like this before, Miss Columbina?
- The Damselette: Hmm, I think I may have heard of them. So what do we do in this story?
- Clorinde: First, everyone needs to decide what character they want to be. You can choose any identity and profession you like, provided it fits the setting.
- The Damselette: What character do I want to be...
- Clorinde: If you're having trouble deciding, you can team up with someone else and let them think of a character for you.
- Marionette: Oh? You mean... we can let someone else create our backstories?
- Navia: Oh, that sounds like fun! Let's all do that! I'll leave my character sheet to you, Clorinde!
- The Damselette: Then you can decide my character, Sandrone, and I'll think up the perfect role for you.
- Marionette: Hah... Works for me. I wasn't sure what profession to pick anyway.
- (Some time passes)
- Navia: Ooh, is everyone finished? Hehe, I can't wait to see what mine says...
- Navia: "I'm a merchant who plies her trade in a city where vampires and humans coexist..."
- Navia: ...Wait a minute. Game Master, this character sheet is suspiciously similar to my last one... Even the stats are the same! You just copied the whole thing!
- Clorinde: No matter what I give you, you'll still find some weird way to derail the story. Besides, I think this type of shrewd, boisterous character suits you right down to the ground.
- Navia: ...Hey!
- The Damselette: Haha. Let me see who I am...
- The Damselette: "I'm a big, bad vampire. During the day, I like to sleep at home, only going outside to take strolls in the garden at night when the moon is out."
- The Damselette: "I like to sing, and I use my voice to lure in my prey. No one who's seen into my eyes has ever lived to see the sunrise."
- The Damselette: Hmm... Is this how you see me, Sandrone?
- Marionette: Hehe, don't you think it suits you? Plus, it's a fascinating character.
- The Damselette: Alright, but I still want to try my best to be a slightly... kinder-hearted vampire.
- Marionette: Whatever you think is best. Right, let's see mine...
- Marionette: "I'm an elegant, noble lady who likes to tinker with inventions in my room. I go to sleep very late, and keep a highly irregular schedule..."
- Marionette: Hey! What sort of person introduces themselves like this!?
- Marionette: Hmph... "But I'm also a vampire hunter. When someone in the city is in danger, I bravely use my inventions to save them..."
- Marionette: ...Huh? This is nothing like me at all!
- The Damselette: You don't think so? I think it's exactly like you.
- Navia: But based on these introductions, it seems like Miss Columbina and Miss Sandrone's characters should be sworn enemies!
- "Game Master": Hmm, well it certainly seems like this story is going to throw up some fascinating developments.
- Navia: Oh! I can't wait!
- (Sandrone wearily lays her arms onto the table with her head on top)
- Marionette: Hah... I feel like this story is gonna throw up a lot of headaches...
- The Damselette: You're worried how this'll play out, aren't you, Sandrone? Is it because I'm an evil, bloodsucking vampire?
- (Sandrone sits back up)
- Marionette: Hah! The only thing I'm worried about is missing my chance to set your character straight!
- (Approach Columbina)
- The Damselette: This "Tabletop Troupe" game really is quite fun.
Marionette: (Let's sit like this for a little while longer.)
- (Exits dialogue without ending the quest)
- Marionette: I think it's time I started clearing up.
- The Damselette: Yes. I think the big, bad vampire should be heading home, too.
- (Exits dialogue and ends the quest)
Stories Make the Best Pastries
The tabletop troupe is rather entertaining... but Columbina... Honestly, she still manages to act in ways no one can quite make sense of even in a story...
Gallery
Clorinde - Game Master
Navia - Traveling Merchant
Columbina - Big Bad Vampire
Sandrone - Vampire Hunter
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name | Literal Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| English | Stories Make the Best Pastries | — |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 故事乃最好的茶点 Gùshì Nǎi Zuìhǎo de Chádiǎn | Stories Are the Best Tea Snacks |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 故事乃最好的茶點 Gùshì Nǎi Zuìhǎo de Chádiǎn | |
| Japanese | 物語は最高のお茶菓子 Monogatari wa Saikou no Ochagashi | Stories Are the Best Teacakes |
| Korean | 이야기는 최고의 디저트 Iyagineun Choegoui Dijeoteu | |
| Spanish | Los relatos son los mejores platos | |
| French | Les histoires font les meilleures pâtisseries | Stories Make the Best Pastries |
| Russian | Лучшие истории к чаю Luchshiye istorii k chayu | |
| Thai | เรื่องราวคือของว่างยามจิบชาที่ดีที่สุด | |
| Vietnamese | Câu Chuyện Chính Là Món Điểm Tâm Tuyệt Vời Nhất | |
| German | Geschichten sind immer noch das beste Dessert | Stories Are Still the Best Dessert |
| Indonesian | Cerita adalah Camilan Terbaik | |
| Portuguese | Histórias São Os Melhores Lanchinhos | |
| Turkish | Hikayeler En İyi Atıştırmalıklardır | |
| Italian | Le storie sono il miglior accompagnamento |
Change History
Released in Version "Luna VIII"