Hatter
Last updated 2021-11-25
The court gardener, nicknamed "Mad Hatter", dislikes flat and symmetrical things very much, and has an unusual enthusiasm for things that contain Alice's elements.
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One of the Queen's three guards, the Queen's gardener, the Mad Hatter, is now a well-known artist, and her extreme madness has left a deep impression on the residents of the forest.
She frantically pursues asymmetry, trimming everything symmetrical to her satisfaction. She is crazy about Alice, and even treats strangers as Alice to fill the void in her heart. However, in the kingdom of the Red Queen, all this seems commonplace.
Plot
This morning, the robin died.
Found the body,
It is the small eyes of a fly.
Crying loudly,
It is the thrush standing on the bush.
Spread the matter,
It's a crow with a small notebook.
Collapsed and confessed,
It's the queen's gardener, Hatter.
"Hey, my poor Alice♪-"
Hatter didn't know whether she was crying or laughing,
"Hatter will see you again soon♪~"
"Hatter is obsessed with Alice, in the most extreme way.
Her 2nd Alice is a butterfly with blue and white stripes,
The 3rd Alice is a small flower with blue petals and white stamens.
When she met a robin with a blue back, brown breast and white background,
She cut the little flower and went to visit her 4th Alice everyday.
She must have found the 5th Alice,
So the Robin was killed!"
After getting tired of the 8th "fake Alice", Hatter finally decided to create Alice that suits her own preferences. So Hatter caught the Dormouse and put on him a cyan hat, a tan wig and a cyan dress. It looked really like Alice, except... the shape wasn't right.
The Dormouse who thought it was only to accompany Hatter to drink tea was very annoyed: "Hey, I'm about to get angry!"
Obviously this was of no use. After being physically tempered by Hatter, the Dormouse was put on delicate white stockings on its tail, but the shoes with bow knots couldn't be worn anyway.
"If you want to build Alice by yourself, you should build Alice by yourself." Maggie commented on Hatter's self-deception.
Hatter suddenly woke up, so she meticulously sews an Alice doll, "This is my Alice♪~"
But after a while, she got bored with this immobile Alice, and she did the second and third again, no matter how she resembled Alice, she still couldn't satisfy her. During that period, many children in the forest received cute new dolls, but they all looked the same.
"Alice, Alice, when will I see the live Alice again♪"
Dormouse made the above accurate ruling
Her reasoning is impeccable.
Hatter's atrocities are appalling,
The audience shuddered.
"Hey, my lovely Alice♪-"
"Unexpectedly, I saw you again so soon♪"
Below the audience's line of sight,
The robin was sitting up slowly.
She drank honey tea in the afternoon that day,
After that, she couldn't sleep.
That honey is a small flower with blue petals and white stamens,
Soon after, it suddenly withered.
It turned out to be a river for watering flowers,
There used to be Dormouse frolicking all day upstream.
So the little flower, the bee, and the tea-drinking robin,
They all fell asleep soon after.
Tell all parties involved, this notice is notified.
Next time in the Kingdom Court, the Dormouse will be judged.
As the saying goes, the gardener who doesn't want to be a hatmaker isn't a good guard.
Many years ago, shortly after Hatter was recruited by the Red Queen and ranked as the "Queen's Three Guardians", she ran into the biggest trouble in her life.
She needs the Queen's Garden, which is frequently on duty, and its layout is highly symmetrical.
This symmetrical garden! This is simply abusing employees! Hatter picked up her usual scissors and started trimming the garden. She had to rely on her diligent hands to improve her working environment.
She trimmed all symmetrical plants, but soon discovered a very serious problem: If the flower is trimmed asymmetrically, then it will soon become symmetrical again-because the whole withered.
In the end, she thought of a wonderful solution. She became a hatmaker, specializing in making asymmetric hats of various sizes, putting them on precious flowers, and manually making them asymmetrical.
For some reason, the hat on the flower often disappears the next day.
It is said that since that day, the small animals in the forest became popular to wear hats.
One day, the Red Queen felt that the woods at the door were too messy, and asked Hatter to clear the forest out of a neat avenue.
Hatter accepted the task, and then went to have a tea party with Maggie and Dormouse. Her Majesty's order, wait till she forgets it herself.
But there was no Alice at the tea party anymore, and the lively tea party looked deserted, and the disappointed Hatter swept away the biscuits and tea in front of her.
It happened that Maggie was also very bored. She developed a new huge transformation magic and easily made magic cookies and placed them on the table.
And the Dormouse fell asleep in a daze, soaking the tip of its tail in the teapot.
Then, Hatter, who had eaten the biscuits, became extremely huge, and the effect of the Dormouse tea made her groggy, treating the blue sky and sunset as Alice and rushing forward until she rushed out of the forest.
On the second day, the Red Queen commended Hatter for her performance in cleaning the roads efficiently. But in March shortly after, Hatter asked Maggie to help turn the road back into the forest, because the trees on both sides of the road she crushed were too symmetrical!