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Meow Town Escapade/Story/"How to Get Along with Kittens"

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  • Last updated: 9 December 2023
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“How to Get Along with Kittens”
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
Kittens usually hide from me, so I’m curious about how you get along with them!
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All-rounded Sidekick
Just cuddle them and pet them like crazy?
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
But how to make them come into your arms?
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All-rounded Sidekick
Easy, just open your arms to send the signal.
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
That doesn’t sound easy at all!
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All-rounded Sidekick
Huh? That’s how I do it every time. Have you tried luring them with food?
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Meowjesty of the World!
Humph, noble cats cannot be bought that easily! To gain their trust, you must dedicate your everything to them!
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
Then what should I do? Can you please teach me?
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Meowjesty of the World!
Treat them as distinguished guests, of course! Provide them with the freshest food and the comfiest bed, and you’ll have a chance to win their favor.
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
So it’s because I haven't put enough effort into it! I'll keep on trying!
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Exquisite Afternoon Tea
But cats are surprisingly high-maintenance. Keep that in mind when approaching them.
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Exquisite Afternoon Tea
They like playing in the grass, and bringing home rubbish such as old socks and hairballs. I find an abundance of rubbish whenever I clean the sofa.
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Exquisite Afternoon Tea
They’re naughty and disobedient, stamping bed sheets with their dirty little paws…
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Meowjesty of the World!
To clean for cats is your honor!
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Exquisite Afternoon Tea
I tried to talk some sense into them, but to no avail. Alas, if only cats were as sensible as dogs!
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Meowjesty of the World!
Don’t believe her! Cats are much more sensible than dogs!
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Exquisite Afternoon Tea
You need great patience to get along with cats. They cannot understand the most basic of commands, after all.
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Meowjesty of the World!
Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Cats can understand commands just fine, they just don’t care to listen!
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Meowjesty of the World!
Cats are the most immaculate beings in the world, meow!
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Little Bear Will Work Hard Today Too
They’re straying off topic…
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