The Apocalypse Scandal/Story/Distressed Bishop
Last updated 2025-04-26
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- Audio source: December 2, 2024[note 1]
- Last updated: December 14, 2024
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Characters Present
Hua
Future Bishop
Conan Doyle
Start
< The whole section has a sepia filter over it, signaling it's recollection of past events. >
< A man walks hastily into the room. >
Hua
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Please have a seat, sir. How may we be of service?
🇨🇳 请坐吧，先生。有什么可以帮到您的吗？
🇯🇵 こちらへどうぞ。本日はどういったご用件でしょうか？
Blonde Man
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Sir Conan Doyle, the greatest detective to have ever lived! You must help me!
🇨🇳 大侦探柯南·道尔先生~请您一定要帮帮我啊！
🇯🇵 私を助けてください！！！
Hua
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Sir, please calm yourself. You are wetting his suit.
🇨🇳 先生，请先冷静，道尔先生的衣服都被打湿了。
🇯🇵 落ち着いてください。
Me
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Sir, could you kindly tell us what is upsetting you so?
🇨🇳 是什么事情让先生如此慌张呢？
🇯🇵 一体なにがあったんですか？
Blonde Man
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Allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm a devout cleric who will soon be promoted to bishop.
🇨🇳 事情是这样的。我是一位虔诚的圣职者，即将成为一名主教。
🇯🇵 私は聖職に就いている者で、もうじき主教になるのです。
Blonde Man
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I lead a modest and prudent life, yet misfortune still befell me, for I've become the target of a lowlife!
🇨🇳 我平时言行端庄，行事谨慎，但是还是被宵小之徒盯上。
🇯🇵 慎重に活動してきたつもりですが、悪者に狙われてしまいました。
Blonde Man
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This is the extortion letter I received. Brace yourself for what you're about to read!
🇨🇳 这是那人寄来的勒索信，请您过目。
🇯🇵 これはその人から送られてきた脅迫状です。
< The letter is opened. The video file serves as a background for the letter itself. >
Blonde Man
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Behold, the venom is seeping through! What has this world descended into?
🇨🇳 二位瞧瞧，多么嚣张的恶人！还有王法吗？还有法律吗？
🇯🇵 あいつはとんでもない悪人です！法律を無視するとでも言うのですか！？
Me
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I.A... Do you know who the addresser is?
🇨🇳 I.A……您知道对方的身份吗？
🇯🇵 I.A……相手の正体を把握しているんですか？
Blonde Man
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Of course! How could I ever erase that sinister smile and those condescending yet shrewd eyes from my memories!
🇨🇳 当然！啊，我怎么可能忘了那邪恶的笑容，那俯瞰一切又洞察人心的表情！
🇯🇵 あの邪悪な笑顔と人の心を見透かすような目、忘れるわけがありません！
Blonde Man
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I would not be in desperate straits had she not infiltrated our church by playing the perfect maid!
🇨🇳 如果不是她完美扮演了一位娴熟的女仆潜入教会，我又怎么会身陷如此困境？
🇯🇵 あいつが完璧なメイドを演じて、教会に潜入していなければ、私もこんな目にあうことがなかったんです！
Blonde Man
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Irene Adler is the lovely name of that femme fatale!
🇨🇳 艾琳·艾德勒，这就是那个恶魔动听的名字。
🇯🇵 アイリーン・アドラー、あの悪魔の名前です。
Blonde Man
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I beg of you two to find that photograph in three days, or my reputation is forever tarnished!
🇨🇳 请二位一定要在三天内找回这张照片，为我主持公道！
🇯🇵 三日以内に写真の原本を探し出してください、お願いします！
Me
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The letter says "the original", which implies...
🇨🇳 信上说原件，也就是说……
🇯🇵 写真の原本？つまり……
< Unfolding animation plays for the image below. >
Me
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Hahahahahahaha!
🇨🇳 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
🇯🇵 ハハハハハハハハハッ！
Blonde Man
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Sir Doyle... I've seen enough humiliation for one day!
🇨🇳 道尔先生……您也不用笑得这么夸张吧？
🇯🇵 わ、笑いすぎなのでは……
Hua
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You've misunderstood. He was only reminded of something pleasant.
🇨🇳 您误会了，道尔先生只是想起了高兴的事。
🇯🇵 誤解です。艦長は思い出し笑いをしただけです。
Me
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Ahem, that was very unthoughtful of me. This matter is now in good hands, sir.
🇨🇳 咳咳。没错，这件事就交给我们吧，先生。
🇯🇵 コホン、失礼しました。この件はお任せください。
Blonde Man
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Then I shall eagerly await good news! Your good deeds shall be rewarded with a handsome payment and my heartful service!
🇨🇳 那就拜托两位了。事成之后，我会献上丰厚的报酬~
🇯🇵 ではお二方、よろしくお願い致します。
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