Alent Scout

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Location

Alent Scout is an NPC on Astropolis, located in Astropolis Central District.

Profile

Alent Scout is an Intellitron that offers the "Scout's Resume Makeover" service, which helps people make their resumes more marketable.

Location

Voice Lines

(Version 1)

▶ "Give your resume a professional makeover and sore to great heights in your career."

(Version 2)

▶ "What do you do for a living?"

Dialogue

(First interaction)

Alent Scout: Shh, not a word! Just answer me one question: What do you do for a living?

Does being the Nameless count as a job?

Alent Scout: Oh? From the Astral Express?

Alent Scout: Now that's a rare gem of experience, even by job market standards. Let me help you break it down.

Alent Scout: Previously employed by the industry's top crew, the Astral Express, specializing in the Trailblaze sector, and spearheading the resolution of multiple planet-scale crises.

Points to the baseball bat.

Alent Scout: Hmm, that's a bit tricky. Workplaces these days are all about keeping things professional. No waving swords or bats around. Gonna have to put my thinking cap on for this one.

Alent Scout: Highly resourceful and hands-on, with a knack for using the right tools to defuse even the messiest interpersonal conflicts. Leaves opponents thoroughly convinced in no time.

Alent Scout: So, how about it? Suddenly worth a whole lot more, huh?

Alent Scout: That's the magic of a well-dressed resume for you. They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. Your skills are the product, and your resume is the packaging that sells it.

Alent Scout: And what I can do is polish that façade until it gleams, so flawless that no one can find a single thing to fault.

Alent Scout: Order the "Scout's Resume Makeover" service today and fast-track your way to that promotion and pay raise, straight to the top of the corporate ladder! So? Feeling tempted?

Just call it resume fraud and be done with it.

Alent Scout: Fraud? What do you think that means? A fraud is making something out of nothing, pulling facts out of thin air.

Alent Scout: Every client I've worked with, every experience on their resume, it's all 100% genuine. I just help dress it up in something a little more... marketable.

Alent Scout: You know what they call that legally? "Rhetoric." And if rhetoric were a crime, every ad agency on the planet would be doing time.

What if I get caught?

Alent Scout: Relax, I offer a full one-stop service. The possibility of getting caught is simply not on the menu.

Alent Scout: Background checks, non-compete clauses, pay stubs... I've got the right story for every single hurdle.

Alent Scout: There's only one thing you need to do: Believe with every fiber of your being that you are the person on that resume.

Alent Scout: Take all the time you need. But let me be upfront with you: There are only so many jobs in Astropolis, and every smart cookie in the cosmos is clawing their way to get one.

Alent Scout: If you want to stand out from a sea of top-tier candidates, a flawless resume is your golden ticket. So sooner or later, you'll be back.

(Continue to dialogue options below)

(Subsequent interactions)

Alent Scout: Back again? Made up your mind about the resume yet? The peak of your career is just around the corner!

I do want to learn more.

Alent Scout: Go ahead, ask away. Building trust is all part of the service.

Can you walk me through some success stories?

Alent Scout: Here's a classic one. Had a client who got into some trouble when they were young, did ten years in one of the IPC's prisons, good behavior got them out early, and the moment they were a free man, they came straight to me for a resume.

Alent Scout: Then it hit me. I could repackage the whole thing into "Spent a decade cloistered away, nose to the grindstone, and came out the other side with a commendation from the workplace and a hard-won taste of independence."

Alent Scout: There was another one who lost an arm in a workplace accident, so I wrote: "Can always be counted on to lend a hand in any role."

Alent Scout: Likes to gossip about coworkers? "Always keeping an ear to the ground." Spends days slacking off and freeloading? "Treating the corporation like their own home."

Alent Scout: Bottom line, as long as your resume isn't a blank sheet of paper, I can turn it into a masterpiece.

What made you want to get into this line of work?

Alent Scout: Well, it's tied to a chapter of my own career experience.

Alent Scout: In resume-package speak, my situation at the time would be called a "pivotal window of opportunity for proactively exploring diverse career possibilities."

Alent Scout: In plain words? I lost my job.

Alent Scout: After losing my job, I realized the only marketable skill I've ever had is making "unemployment" sound incredibly dignified.

Alent Scout: And since that's the case, I might as well sell that skill. See? Even my origin story is a ready-made case study.

Have you ever embellished your own resume?

Alent Scout: Not really, but I could whip one up on the spot.

Alent Scout: "Completed coursework ahead of schedule during enrollment" — dropped out.

Alent Scout: "Experienced across multiple industries with a cross-disciplinary mindset" — loves job-hopping.

Alent Scout: "Long-term strategic partner of the Interastral Peace Entertainment" — watches their soap operas every single day.

Alent Scout: Pfft... okay, okay, I give up. I can write for anyone else without missing a beat, but when it comes to my own, something just feels... off.

Alent Scout: Probably because I know better than anyone just how much of it is fluff.

I'm busy, so I'll be heading off.

Alent Scout: Take care, and whenever you've made up your mind, come find me anytime. The door to the peak of professional success is always open for you.

I'm busy, so I'll be heading off.

Alent Scout: Take care, and whenever you've made up your mind, come find me anytime. The door to the peak of professional success is always open for you.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Alent Scout
Chinese (Simplified)	伯艾才
Chinese (Traditional)	伯艾才
Japanese	ハク・アイサイ
Korean	등용문
Spanish	Boyach
French	Boyach
Russian	Охотница за талантами
Thai	นักปั้นความสำเร็จ
Vietnamese	Alent Scout
German	Boyach
Indonesian	Alent Scout
Portuguese	Cássia Talentos

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