Anthem of the Everyman
Last updated 2026-03-30
Anthem of the Everyman is an Adventure Mission on Penacony.
Steps
- Learn about what Screwllum thinks
Dialogue
Learn about what Screwllum thinks
Mission DescriptionPlease, close your eyes and listen to the melody behind those names.
- Screwllum: Your identity has been registered in the system. Please feel free to log into the Divergent Universe at any future time for testing purposes.
- Screwllum: This experiment will last for a considerable duration, and I apologize for not being able to remain by your side. However, please be assured that I will be monitoring your progress constantly.
- Screwllum: Compensation for your participation in the research will be provided regularly, equivalent to the rate of a class-A research assistant. Of course, it pales in comparison to the immense assistance you provide.
Thank you for your generosity, boss!
I'm ready for more tests!- Screwllum: As a gesture of goodwill, I should prepare something for my "partner" in return.
Gift him a cuckoo clock.
Gift him a birthday lotus flower.
Gift him a Casket of Inaccuracy.- Screwllum: Thank you for your suggestion. I will take it into account.
- Screwllum: However, regarding the public database of the Candelagraphos, that gentleman was mistaken about one thing: I had come into those documents much earlier than he presumed.
- Screwllum: At that time, the aftermath of the Second Emperor's War had not yet settled, and the universe seethed with hatred against inorganic beings.
- Screwllum: Thus, I discovered those records and used them as samples for my quantitative analyses. By extrapolating human behavior, I managed to persuade both factions to lay down their weapons.
- Screwllum: I must admit that, at the time, those countless stories to me were mere numbers constituting "organic beings," similar to the 0s and 1s in our programs.
- Screwllum: However, the true weight and significance behind those names can only be comprehended when experienced firsthand.
- Screwllum: Within the symphony of the Aeons, numerous notes still play uninterrupted, hymns exclusively for mortals.
- Screwllum: The realization that we, who are churning along in our lives, are also integral parts of this extensive hymn, makes even my "heart" pound with unstoppable impulses.
- (Talk to Screwllum again, optional)
- Screwllum: This experiment will last for a considerable duration, and I apologize for not being able to remain by your side. However, please be assured that I will be monitoring your progress constantly.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Anthem of the Everyman |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 凡人的赞美诗 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 凡人的讚美詩 |
| Japanese | 凡人の賛歌 |
| Korean | 평범한 자들의 찬송시 |
| Spanish | Elogio a la gente común |
| French | Hymne de l'homme ordinaire |
| Russian | Гимн всех смертных |
| Thai | บทกวีสรรเสริญมนุษย์ปุถุชน |
| Vietnamese | Thánh Ca Của Người Phàm |
| German | Lobgesang der Mundanen |
| Indonesian | Lagu Pujian Manusia Fana |
| Portuguese | Hino dos Homens Comuns |
Change History
Released in Version 2.3