Boat of Intoxication

Allow me to tell you of a ludicrous fleet, with the flagship the runk White Siren.
Phagousa bless them. They used the honey brew of Mythemis to start a great fire,
Every warship was bathed in the enchanted liquor.
The drunk sailors clung to the ship's railings, spouting gibberish.
The old captain at the banquet started brawling the sea.
The deranged warships plunged into the ocean like a whale pod and suddenly surfaced again, sending waves,
Smashing sea monsters and enemies into pieces, and leaving enraging allies behind.
In the end, the sailors all drifted with the schools of fish, lost in their drunken slumber.
My dear captain, along with the White Siren, sank in the amber-colored flames,
With the remains of burned monsters and his favorite honey brew.