Candy Knight

The joyful Candy Knight strides through the soda ocean, slashes the tail of the Noodle Dragon, and finally meets the Cookie Devil face to face. Then, a terrifying hand descends from the sky, capturing and throwing them all into your mouth. The Pepeshis listening to the story pout discontentedly, finding the outlandish ending meaningless.

You distribute the remaining candies to the children, and their sulking faces immediately break into smiles. There is no point in finding meaning since everyone is Candy Knight on the table who will be eaten one day. But, before that happens, you need to wear a hundred wrappers of different flavors, enjoy bungee jumping in a gravity well, and sing in the wind of diamonds. The universe is vast and absurd beyond reckoning, and only happiness belongs to you.