@Chad (Locking In)
Last updated 2026-08-23
@Chad (Locking In) is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in "World's End" Tavern.
Profile
@Chad (Locking In) is a worker that is trying to find a job.
Location
View map: "World's End" Tavern Floor 1
Map Location
@Chad (Locking In)
@Chad (Locking In)
Voice Lines
- (Version 1)
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- "No one appreciates me, I'm the funniest one of all."
- (Version 2)
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- "Hit me with your best joke."
Dialogue
- Tavern Regular: Look at you, puking your guts up after just a sip or two... Wanna make it in the big city? Then don't have such a weak tolerance! Toughen up!
- @Chad (Locking In): I've been lookin' for work in town for days now, and you're the only decent person I've met! Tell you what, let's have the strongest one they've got, and this one's on me!
Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!
- (Open menu)
- (Listen to what they are saying)
- Tavern Regular: I've seen plenty of people like you. Honestly, don't stress about it. You'll find work eventually.
- @Chad (Locking In): Hey! My home planet wasn't nearly as complex as Planarcadia. I had no idea what "dazzlin'" meant before I came to Duomension City! Those neon lights, that Plaza, those lightning-sparking thundercoil... I don't want to go nowhere!
- @Chad (Locking In): But friend, I sent out 1,000 resumes, only got 9 interviews, and after all that hustle... ZERO offers! Everyone's laughin' at me, I'm the biggest joke of 'em all...
- Tavern Regular: Hey, don't sell yourself short like that. I mean, you've got... strength out the wazoo! And an education... well, you've got strength! And connections? You've definitely got strength!
- @Chad (Locking In): I'm nothin' but a musclehead! Waaah...
- (Keep listening.)
- Tavern Regular: You're actually crying! Hoo boy, by The Laughter above, no offense, but you need to get something straight or you'll get me in trouble... @Chad (Locking In), don't you know the rules at all?
- @Chad (Locking In): Wh—What rules?
- Tavern Regular: At the World's End, you can only laugh out loud! Anyone who cries here will be cursed! Cursed to never find a job in their whole life!
- @Chad (Locking In): Aaaaah! By The Laughter, I'm laughing now, hahaha, please, please don't curse me, waaah...
- Tavern Regular: Stop crying! Quick, you need to break the curse! Run to the bathroom, touch the toilet, and shout "Loo-loo, flush it like poo!" at the top of your lungs!
- @Chad (Locking In): ...O—Okay! Right away! Where's the toilet?
- Tavern Regular: Would you look at that, he fell for it! HAHAHA, I can't believe he actually bought it, HAHAHAHAHA!
- (Stop listening)
- (Stop listening)
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | @Chad (Locking In) |
| Chinese (Simplified) | @小帅（奋斗版） |
| Chinese (Traditional) | @小帥（奮鬥版） |
| Japanese | @イケメン（奮闘版） |
| Korean | @미남이(노력 Ver.) |
| Spanish | @Johnny (Versión Esfuerzo) |
| French | @Chad (version concentré) |
| Russian | @Чад (борцовская версия) |
| Thai | @สุดหล่อ (เวอร์ชันสู้ชีวิต) |
| Vietnamese | @Trai Đẹp (Bản Phấn Đấu) |
| German | @Kleiner_Johnny (Anstrengungs-Version) |
| Indonesian | @Budi (Fokus) |
| Portuguese | @Chad (Modo Ataque) |
Change History
Released in Version 4.0