Charles Gourmud
Last updated 2026-08-27
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Location
Charles Gourmud is an NPC on Astropolis, located in Astropolis Central District.
Profile
Charles Gourmud is a lifestyle streamer known for eating "Gourmud pies", which are made of fermented organic residues.
Location
View map: Astropolis Central District Floor 1
Voice Lines
- (Version 1)
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- "Gotta use our own mud four our own good now. Helping others, no can do."
- (Version 2)
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- "My great grandfather slogged through a lifetime of mud."
Dialogue
- Charles Gourmud: Hey buddy. Have you had some "Gourmud pies" today?
What's a "Gourmud pie?"
- Charles Gourmud: Uh... let's just say it's the kind of thing that would get a very apologetic "We're sorry, but we can't allow this" from the content moderators.
- Charles Gourmud: Academically speaking? It's the consumption of fermented organic residue.
- No!
- Charles Gourmud: Great then. Here's my account. Go ahead and hit follow, quick! I'm the one and only two-pie streamer in Astropolis right now, sixth-generation heir of the House of Gourmud — Charles Gourmud.
- This account kind of... smells.
- You sure got guts.
- Charles Gourmud: The Gourmud pie space has been our family's bread and butter for generations. Back in the day, my great-grandfather blew up live-streaming himself having Gourmud pies. Went viral and shot straight to the top of Astropolis's popularity charts.
- Charles Gourmud: While his health still held, the old man ate his way to a huge fortune, burning the candle at both ends. In his own words: "I want to build a world where my kids never need to have Gourmud pies again."
- Charles Gourmud: Fast forward to my generation. That fortune's long gone. Thanks to my dad and my grandpa. So here I am, reviving the family trade. Gotta make a living somehow.
- Charles Gourmud: Even our lights run on biogas, the very Gourmud pie my great-grandfather processed back in the day. Family motto: "What's ours stays ours."
- What a hero. A true Gourmud pie legend!
- Charles Gourmud: ...Gourmud pie legend? How did you know that? Actually, I made up those last few lines. My great-grandfather's fortune was never squandered, and I have no need for partaking in Gourmud pie either.
- Just don't open your mouth, and don't come near me...
- Charles Gourmud: I know, don't worry. Actually, I made up those last few lines. My great-grandfather's fortune was never squandered, and I have no need for partaking in Gourmud pie either.
- Charles Gourmud: After the old man shot to fame on two-pies, the account he built stayed in the family. By my generation, I've rebranded it as a lifestyle streamer. Guess my great-grandfather already took every last bit of Gourmud pie I was ever supposed to have.
- Charles Gourmud: Here's the thing, a lot of species can process bilirubin just fine. Having Gourmud pies is no big deal for them at all. But only humans streaming it gets attention... Kind of philosophical when you think about it.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Charles Gourmud |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 赤石穿 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 赤石穿 |
| Japanese | 組鳥六郎 |
| Korean | 관종수 |
| Spanish | Percival Comerda |
| French | Charles Fécaliment |
| Russian | Карл Калий |
| Thai | เปิบปุ๋ยพิสดาร |
| Vietnamese | Xuyên Ăn Mìn |
| German | Charles Gourmud |
| Indonesian | Charles Gourmud |
| Portuguese | Carlos Podrão |
Change History
Released in Version 4.5