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Description
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| Hanunue's Soap
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Medium
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A bar of soap used by the Asdanian werewolf hero Hanunue when he was still alive. The iron wires stand straight and firm.
"Forget about whether this thing still counts as 'soap'... It's definitely a 'historical relic'! Can you really bathe with it?" "Please do not worry. Mr. Hanunue has always been frugal. He would be delighted to know that something he left behind is still being used."
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| Yellow Ducky
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Medium
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A yellow rubber duck that quacks when squeezed.
With it, you'll never feel lonely in the bath again."
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| Musings of the Mundane
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Medium
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An exquisite notebook, reportedly containing the thought of a scholar. It was one riduculously popular before the end-of-semester exams in University of Veritas Prime and sold hundreds of copies.
"To all students who bought this book one week before the exams: You don't need to sit the test anymore. You've all failed." "Just think with your water-logged brains -- Is there any chance that I published this?" "Even if I did, would it possibly contain any hints on the test? Get out."
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| Gradient Fragrance
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Medium
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The color of the bottle changes as the fragrance disperses -- a clever marketing idea to survive the cutthroat world of business.
"Humans are visual creatures. Even if the fragrance smells the same, people would think the scent changed as long as the color has changed."
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| Sincerely Loving You
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Medium
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Outstanding self-defense item. The cute color means that you have no intention to hurt others, while the lethal bullet means that you do not fear the corrosion of evil.
"Fork me, this is the color a real man should use!"
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| Medicine Gourd
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Medium
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Despite being called a medicine gourd, it mostly contains sugar pills. Sometimes it's even filled with Immortal's Delight.
"Pharmacological effect? Hahaha. Being unhappy is the worst disease of all!"
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| Heavy Chip
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Medium
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When all the things worth cherishing in life are traded for chips that flutter between your fingers, losing them becomes all too easy.
"What a gambler gains in the end, is also what they lose in the end."
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| Peppy's Food Bowl
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Medium
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A food bowl prepared for Peppy during its stay, waiting for its next visit.
"Whoever pours the vegetables they don't want to eat into this bowl again will be responsible for cleaning the bathroom for a whole month."
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| Teddy Burger
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Medium
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A street food burger from Penacony with bright, watery eyes as its main selling point.
"Every customer considers whether to start eating from the head or the tail."
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| Mutually Assured Destruction Button
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Medium
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A mysterious button that appeared in the Express's storage room. Your instincts tell you not to press this button.
"A Masked Fool has calculated that in 476 civilizations that destroyed themselves via civil warfare, over half of them went down that path because 'the launch button for weapon of mass destruction was designed to be too enticing'."
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| Polar Survival Canned Food
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Medium
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An emergency food item that sacrifices some flavor for extended shelf life, it might just save your life at a critical moment.
"The fish in this can might be older than you."
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| Fruit Cake
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Medium
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A cake high in both sugar and fat, paired with a variety of fruits to maintain the illusion of a "healthy diet."
"No, eating three fruit cakes does not count as 'having a lot of fruit today' -- even if you washed it down with 'Orange Vita-C Milk Tea'!"
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| Mixed-Color Cushion (Orange)
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Large
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A simple mixed-color cushion with a parting in the center and orange highlights. Protects your lumbar health.
"The color stands out, but your lumbar shouldn't."
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| Mixed-Color Cushion (Blue)
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Large
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A simple mixed-color cushion with a parting in the center and blue highlights. Protects your lumbar health.
"The color stands out, but your lumbar shouldn't."
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| Plush Bear
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Large
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Everyone should have a plush bear, and you're no exception.
"Studies show that hugging plush toys benefits both mental and physical health, with the effects proportional to the size of the toy."
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| Cute Miss Sparkle (Does Not Explode)
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Large
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A creepy doll that appeared in the Express's storage room.
"Upsetting me is like having a bubble gum on your shoe! I will stay with you forever and ever, hehehe~"
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