Detached Swordmaster

This arcadia is incredibly dull, and the lives of the people are cluttered with such boring things. Life is but a fleeting dream, why leave such meaningless stuff behind? I'm here to rewrite this karma and prune the deadwood of fate!
With a flash of my blade, I clear the way. I don't need to look back at the cheering crowd. The feel of the steel tells me everything I need to know. Hmph, another piece of junk cut down. Expired cookies, tacky decor, holiday assignments, ghosted acquaintances, unrequited pining, and even a rebelliously infected appendix. Such stressors shall all be shattered in this instant.
Go ahead, let go of yourself and your obsession, and start enjoying life. Take it from a swordmaster who knows.