Dining Etiquette

On Taboris, table manners are everything, and that goes for everyone, Oswaldo included. Every dinner is a full-blown ceremony. If you actually want to make it through a meal in peace, you've got at least three gauntlets to run:

The first gauntlet is called "Respect." A Pepeshi who unwittingly sat in the seat of honor vanishes before everyone's eyes, and the fish head swings to point at the next one to be eliminated. Cold sweat trickles down your forehead.
The second gauntlet is called "Bottoms Up." You chug a cocktail brewed from jokes, and the purple humor burns your throat. The Intellitron next to you short-circuits from a pun and dissolves into hysterical laughter, sending screws bouncing across the table.
The third gauntlet is called "The Morning After." As the ceiling starts to melt, the neon lights breaking into a dance, the entire planet begins to spin, and one by one, you all let the floor introduce itself to your faces.

Your naive stomach has carried you to the very end. Congratulations, you've earned yourself a seat at the next banquet.