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Last updated 2026-06-29
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Breaking News: Phantasmoon Aberrations at Max Capacity: Legendary Speed Record! The Express Crew (STILL ALIVE?!!) Touches Down in the Arcadia!
4.0 Furbobo Weekly
Make your stance clear to avoid trouble
Trailblazer 
Aloof Spurns Sneaky Photographer
Furiously Shoos
Pitiful Little Furbo
This furbo's first encounter with the Baseball Raccoon was met with unimaginably rude treatment!
Tensions explode into fists and fury! Things got out of control real fast!
A buff Baseball Raccoon... subjecting this poor furbo to such brutal personal attacks...
Chased all over the streets... What did this furbo do wrong?
Reporter: Furbulitzer
Editor: Paraprince
Breaking News: Phantasmoon Aberrations at Max Capacity: Legendary Speed Record! The Express Crew (STILL ALIVE?!!) Touches Down in the Arcadia!
4.0 Furbobo Weekly
Beneath the Phantasmoon, Undercurrents Surge
Master from all conrners 
Gather
Spotted!
@Xianzhou's Number One Assassin
Phantasmoon Games is open for business yet again, mysterious account taking orders online, profile pic oozing main character energy.
General Yao Guang takes the lead: Is the Cosmicon Collective about to explode with new additions?!
Even the General Takes Tourist Photos
Meta players, assemble! Card sharks rejoice!
Reporter: Furbulitzer
Editor: Paraprince
Breaking News: Phantasmoon Aberrations at Max Capacity: Legendary Speed Record! The Express Crew (STILL ALIVE?!!) Touches Down in the Arcadia!
4.0 Furbobo Weekly
Sparxie Sneakily Appears at the Hospital
Injured or Mentally Ill?
Sickly Sparxie (Alt Color)
Popular streamer Sparxie spotted in disguise for low-key hospital visit, holed up in examination room for hours. Is her condition so serious she needs surgery?!
The fans are probably gonna have a collective meltdown and flood the streamer's chat begging for a safety check.
Staggering steps, face pale as a ghost
Gone are the days of vitality and gusto
Reporter: Furbulitzer
Editor: Paraprince
Breaking News: Phantasmoon Aberrations at Max Capacity: Legendary Speed Record! The Express Crew (STILL ALIVE?!!) Touches Down in the Arcadia!
4.0 Furbobo Weekly
Graphia Academy's Skott goes public about his love life!
Display of Affection
Rooftop romance on campus: Lone wolf student falls for a mechatron girl!
Skott's sweet confession goes public on the spot: a cross-species, human-machine romance unfolds!
True Love Conquers All
The Envy of Others
Reporter: Furbulitzer
Editor: Paraprince
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Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Holy furboly?! Planarcadia gossip off the press! |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 狸了个大谱？二相乐园八卦资讯一线速报！ |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 狸了個大譜？二相樂園八卦資訊一線速報！ |
| Japanese | おったぬげ！？二相楽園ゴシップ速報！ |
| Korean | 리리 특종? 이상 낙원의 가십과 소식 최신 속보! |
| Spanish | ¡Santo osipachi! ¡Últimos chismes de Planarcadia recién salidos del horno! |
| French | Nom d'une pandarouste ! Flash des potins de Planarcadia ! |
| Russian | Полный ошерстенец?! Горячие сплетни из Двумернии - |
| Thai | ให้ตายเถอะโบโบ้? ข่าวซุบซิบเกาะติดสถานการณ์ของ Planarcadia! |
| Vietnamese | Ôi furbo? Tin tức nóng hổi từ Planarcadia đây! |
| German | Heiliger Furbo?! Brandaktueller Klatsch und Tratsch aus Planarcadia! |
| Indonesian | Demi Rakun? Berita Gosip Terbaru dari Planarcadia! |
| Portuguese | Santo Pelôncio!? Notícias em primeira mão sobre os mexericos de Planarcadia! |