Ironarm Ranger

"An interview? Phew, that was close! That runaway car almost smashed into that mother and daughter on the sidewalk. Good thing I was quick on the draw, I rushed over and swept them both out of harm's way. Just another day bringing justice to the streets!"
Ironarm Ranger, a self-proclaimed superhero who frequently appears at accident scenes with the intention of saving lives, but often makes things worse. The mother and daughter he "rescued" suffered spinal fractures, the car he pushed out of the mud pit fell apart on the spot, and the person he caught falling from a building ended up broken into three pieces... After he became a Supplicant, the accident rate in Planarcadia skyrocketed.
"No need to thank me, just doing what any hero would do. I'll keep doing what's right. Remember the name: Ironarm Ranger."