Jolly Bandit

What audacity! To pilfer the crown before gawping crowds,
then deface the king's bald head with uproarious graffiti.
This is Worthinnis' Master Thief—
swiping treasures and bestowing jests.
Ostentatious nobles don prized jewelry in the city, just to anticipate their arrival,
but only attract third-rate copycats.
Now, this historic citadel teems with pickpockets and pranksters,
yet none pursue the true identity of the Master Thief.
Merchants? Detour far and wide.
But to those who seek mirth — enter! I will open the gates for you.