Life Forged By Dice

Every Dicean is born with their own twenty-sided die. On this planet, you roll for everything, and I mean everything. Here's a day in the life:
Tony wakes up and reaches for the curtains. Athletics check: Nat 1. Critical fail. The curtains wrap him up like a spring roll, and he's late for work. His boss calls Tony into the office, and without any points in "Persuasion," he goes for "Brawl" instead, which ends in... success! Security then throws him out. When Tony gets home, he realizes he lost his keys in the scuffle, so he attempts to "Pick Lock." And it's a... critical fail. The door stands up and slaps him twice. Desperate, Tony decides to try "Climb"... Finally, critical success! He spends the night on the cold, cold moon.
Maybe they should try a d100 roll, you know?