@LoveIsAPainkiller

@LoveIsAPainkiller is an NPC on Astropolis, located in Astropolis Central District.

Profile

@LoveIsAPainkiller is a former actor who worked in tragic movies but now does freelancing on the streets due to their movies not being liked anymore.

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Voice Lines

(Version 1)

▶ "Hardships are true blessings. I feel so blessed every single day."

(Version 2)

▶ "As long as there is love, you can always start anew."

Dialogue

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Attention, citizens of Astropolis! Let me declare one thing: hardship is the IPC's blessing to us! No matter what difficulties we face, never lose sight of the IPC dream!

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Hey there, organic colleague. What's your take on the IPC that made us all possible?

The IPC cooked.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Looks like we're both IPC lovers, huh. Nice.

The IPC is toast.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: ...Toast how? You ever felt the invisible hand of the IPC? The number of lives it's saved is more than you'd ever believe!

It's not like the IPC raised me or anything.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Have you never ridden the IPC's transit? Never heard their broadcasts? Never spent an IPC credit in your life?

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Take it from me: Don't be like those mass-produced "Shush" models who don't know the meaning of gratitude. The IPC gave us life. Without them, who'd be manufacturing our replacement parts?

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Arita once said: "Love the IPC first, and the IPC will love you back." I've lived by those words ever since. Even when my entire production team got axed, I kept my chin up and stayed optimistic.

So, you got fired?

@LoveIsAPainkiller: "Fired" sounds so harsh. The proper term is "optimized."

The Smiles Society is still after me?

@LoveIsAPainkiller: The Slyness Society? Me? I do not have a sly bone in my body, just a heart that beats for the IPC.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Ever since Love You, Myself blew up, every producer in Astropolis has lost their mind. Overnight, at least a hundred projects of the same tearjerker genre got greenlit.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: I was created in the midst of that trend, born to be a performer, through and through.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: To play the perfect tragic protagonist, I was built with only the finest components: an organic emotion module that lets me cry on cue in ten seconds flat, biomimetic eyeballs capable of producing real teardrops, and a resonance chest cavity engineered for heart-wrenching sobs...

@LoveIsAPainkiller: But wouldn't you know it, a few years later the audience got weary of all that suffering, and suddenly my whole skill set was completely useless.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: It's thanks to Interastral Peace Entertainment's bold reforms and willingness to let go that audiences get to meet a top-tier "robo-talent" like me out on the streets. Now, I've got the most precious thing an Intellitron can have, the freedom of choice.

@LoveIsAPainkiller: Freelancing on the streets today, as always, with a heart full of love for the IPC. Rest assured, boss!

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	@LoveIsAPainkiller
Chinese (Simplified)	@爱能止痛
Chinese (Traditional)	@愛能止痛
Japanese	@愛は痛み止め
Korean	@사랑이 진통제
Spanish	@ElAmorAliviaElDolor
French	@AmourAntalgique
Russian	@Любовь_Лечит_Раны
Thai	@รักคือยาแก้ปวด
Vietnamese	@TìnhYêuCóThểGiảmĐau
German	@LiebeLindertSchmerz
Indonesian	@CintaPeredaNyeri
Portuguese	@RemédioChamadoAmor

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Released in Version 4.5

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