Mysterious Toilet Merchant

The Mysterious Toilet Merchant is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in "World's End" Tavern. He disappears after interacting with him.

Profile

The Mysterious Toilet Merchant is a merchant that allows people to adopt toilets.

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Dialogue

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Hello there, I'm the Mysterious Toilet Merchant. Say, would you be interested in purchasing a brand new toilet?

I'm interested.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Excellent! Then you can adopt a toilet from me.

Not interested.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I see. You're not interested in traditional purchasing methods, so how about adoption instead?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I know what you want to ask: "Can toilets be adopted?" But look around you, every toilet here has its own special talents... So it's not that strange that a toilet might want to make you its (godfather/godmother)!

Nah, we're not that close...

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Just spend more time bonding with each other, and you'll get closer in no time.

Don't you think this whole thing is a bit strange?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I believe that "only a well-maintained toilet will make you feel comfortable and at home when nature calls."

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I believe that by sharing the toilet's growth and learning journey with consumers, we can rebuild the trust between humans and toilets. In other words, this is what we call "toilet hospitality" humanistic care.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I hope after hearing it, you won't find it weird, but rather find it cute.

Well... I guess I'll adopt a toilet then.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Wonderful! Rest assured, this toilet is now officially adopted by you. Haha, look, just how happy it is!

The toilet gives no response. It behaves exactly like an actual toilet.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: This one is still little and needs to grow. You'll have to keep feeding it for it to become a proper toilet.

Feed...ing?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Ah... uh, of course, it's a modern, independent little toilet that keeps its work and personal life quite separate, so you can't... you know... do "THAT" with it just yet.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: You need to feed it the essence of heaven and earth, the aura of the sun and moon, just like feeding big data to AI.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: ...Now, why don't you give it a try?

Your Adopted Little Toilet

Here's your adopted little toilet. Time to feed it...

Let me try feeding it.

You must gather the essence of heaven and earth, and harness the aura of the sun and moon!

Toss in "Core of Ice"

Toss in "Feather of Flame"

Toss in "Vortex of Wind"

Toss in "Quantum Ripples"

Toss in "Leaf of Imaginary"

Your Adopted Little Toilet: *burp*

Forget it, I'm not feeding it today.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Have you ever wondered how this tiny toilet can instantly refine the purest elements in the cosmos?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: ...That's because it has the potential to become the ultimate toilet!

What is an ultimate toilet?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I can't answer you, for that day is too far away.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Ever since the Voracity vanished from the cosmos... this toilet has gained such potential to follow that fate.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: You have to feed it for it to grow.

So when will it be fully nurtured?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I'm afraid neither of us will live to see that happen.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: For now, all we can do is toss in the elements and watch the splash.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: But... if you work hard enough, it will grow through repeated refinement. Maybe in 30,000 years, it will embark on the Path of Voracity and become the first toilet of Voracity in the entire cosmos.

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Well, it's your adopted toilet now. If you don't feel like feeding it anymore, then... suit yourself!

Suit myself, huh?

Mysterious Toilet Merchant: After all, my duty as a merchant ends here. Farewell! Hahaha—

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Mysterious Toilet Merchant
Chinese (Simplified)	神秘马桶商人
Chinese (Traditional)	神秘馬桶商人
Japanese	謎のトイレ商人
Korean	신비한 변기 상인
Spanish	Misterioso comerciante de inodoros
French	Mystérieux marchand de toilettes
Russian	Загадочный торговец унитазами
Thai	พ่อค้าชักโครกลึกลับ
Vietnamese	Thương Nhân Bồn cầu Thần Bí
German	Mysteriöser Toilettenhändler
Indonesian	Pedagang Toilet Misterius
Portuguese	Comerciante Misterioso do Banheiro

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