One Buried At Sea

Burn my remains to ashes and put them in a bottle.
Inscribe playful words upon it, then throw it into the sea.
Shed no tears at my funeral, for Phagousa would only laugh at your grief.
Don't blame my untimely demise, as I merely wished to get to my final resting place sooner.
I rode the waves while I lived,
And now, in death, I shall drift along with the ocean currents.
My only concern is how to secure an audience with Phagousa.
If I come empty-handed, they'll surely scorn me.
But I was born with nothing, so there's nothing I can take with me.
Luckily, I've crafted a brilliant joke, my masterpiece,
I'll share it with Phagousa as a gift upon our meeting.
If you see the waves roaring, it's a sign that they are pleased.