Starlight Bandits

I once stole a star in the Kandea Federation, a gift for a boy. He sat in a desolate village, gazing up at the distant light of a tower's peak. So I reached up, plucked it from the sky, let the tower fall, and made the meteor a gift to the earth.
I once stole a star as repayment for a drink of water, a gift for an old woman in Haloland. Wealth and Knowledge were seized by the magistrate and forged into a brilliant star crowning the world's summit, so I plucked it down, scattered the gold, and let it fall as glittering rain.
Dry your tears for now, child. Let me take down that bright star for you, and at the stronghold of the Demons From Beyond, ignite the first spark to set the land ablaze, so that tragedy will never darken your future again.