Upvoted Twin Stars

Look at that, ladies and gentlemen! The "Chopstick Killer" has officially landed on the Phantasmoon, ready to duke it out with Supplicant "UnicornOfficial" in the battle of the century! Now, we all know the Phantasmoon usually lacks a physical form, but this time it's actually answered the call and manifested in the low-Earth orbit.
The first wave of fan support is gonna rocket up there any second now. Let's see what everyone's prepared for them: Lollipops, chopsticks, hay, a horse bridle, antimatter annihilation missiles, a stretch of rainbow... Excellent! Hopefully our two combatants can make full use of these weapons and put on one heck of a show for us.
Oh wait, lemme just toss in a couple of planetary band-aids too! Wouldn't want the Phantasmoon getting beaten up too badly.