Wispae War Saga (Adventure Mission)

This article is about the Adventure Mission. For the Event, see Wispae War Saga. For the Adventure Mission chapter, see Wispae War Saga (Adventure Mission Chapter).

Wispae War Saga

Stelle
Caelus

Requirements

Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live completed

Starting Location(s)

Planarcadia - Graphia Academy

Previous Mission

Next Mission

N/A

Wispae War Saga: Epilogue

Rewards
Summary
Characters

40

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40,000

With help from your companions and the wispae, you quelled the chaos at Graphia Academy caused by the "Worldbreaker Waves" and stopped Fibbs, the History Fictionologist. You and your (Imagenesis Art Club) will be campus legends forever.

Anaxa, Dr. Ratio, Fibbs, Pearl, Rappa, Trailblazer, Yunli

Wispae War Saga is an Adventure Mission on Planarcadia from the Wispae War Saga Event.

Steps

Speak with Pearl (?)
Head to the Base Camp and talk to Fibbs
Head to the "Prop Gymnastics Club"
Defeat "Prop Gymnastics Club"
Head to the Track and Field Club
Defeat the Track and Field Club
Head to the Go-Home Club
Defeat the Go-Home Club
Head to the Truth Society
Defeat the Truth Society

Dialogue

Speak with Pearl (?)

Mission Description

Something big seems to be going down at Graphia Academy. Head over and check in with Madam Pearl, who's already on the scene.

Graphia Academy

(Upon approaching the marked location): Pearl?: (Trailblazer), perfect timing.

Pearl?

Pearl?: (Trailblazer), the war is heating up, and you're exactly the one I need.

Wait, what's the CEO doing here?

Pearl?: Let's just say the real Madam Pearl is... elsewhere.

What's with all these wispae fighting one another?

Pearl?: It looks like you've already figured out what's really behind this chaos.

Pearl?: Allow me to introduce myself so we're on the same page.

Pearl?: I'm not Madam Pearl. I'm an academic puppet built to analyze Graphia's art.

Pearl?: It's basically the same setup as Madam Herta and her puppets on the space station.

So... you're not Pearl?

Pearl?: Madam Pearl delegates a slice of her consciousnessComputing Power to puppets so she can handle her intense workload and still have time for Planarcadia art, especially the Graphia's artworks.

Pearl?: As you can see, something's gone haywire with Graphia's most renowned masterpiece, Worldbreaker Waves. Wispae are just pouring out of it.

From a Graphia's artwork?

Pearl?: Graphia's work is always full of legends and secrets, but Worldbreaker Waves hides a shocking amount of chaos.

Sparxie is totally to blame for this!

Pearl?: That Fool has long escaped. It's a little late to be pointing fingers now.

Pearl?: I know you only used the artwork's power to rescue the hostages trapped in the school... But since you're already involved, I hope you'll help me settle this chaos and repair the painting.

Pearl?: Basically, I need you to pacify these warring wispae and unite the world.

Smooth-Talking Wispae: My liege! Great strategist! The enemy is all over us! What should we do now!?

L-Liege?

Pearl?: That would be you, (Trailblazer).

S-Strategist?

Pearl?: I assume the "strategist" refers to me.

Can someone explain what's happening?

Pearl?: There's no time for explanations! We'll have to learn how to fight this war along the way!

Hostile Wispae General: We've got the enemy general and strategist right where we want 'em! Don't let them escape! Hah!

Hostile Wispae Soldiers: Wipe them out! Leave no survivors!!

Smooth-Talking Wispae: My liege! Great Strategist!

Pearl?: My liege, the fate of our army is at stake! Give the order to move. The enemy is charging!

You bunch of rats! How dare you set foot on my land!

All units, listen up! Prepare for battle!

(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

(After the round has concluded)

Wispae Soldier: Report!

Go ahead.

Are you... talking to me?

Wispae Soldier: My liege, I bring word of our victory! We have routed the remaining enemies and are setting up camp as we speak.

Pearl?: I see. You're dismissed.

Wispae Soldier: Yes!

Smooth-Talking Wispae: I knew it! To master troop formations so quickly, (Trailblazer) is definitely the liege we've been waiting for!

Smooth-Talking Wispae: Of course, we couldn't have done it without our strategist as well. Though, uh... what should we actually call you?

Pearl the Wise: Actually, it's not quite accurate to continue calling me "Pearl"... To keep things clear, you can call me "Pearl the Wise." It's got that perfect "strategist" ring to it, don't you think?

I don't care about the name. The point is...

Both of you, hurry and explain what's going on now!

Pearl the Wise: Why don't we... let our eloquent wispae here handle the explanations?

Smooth-Talking Wispae: I sing of heroes, past and present, through the changing tides of war. To unite the world under one banner, I offer my humble allegiance to you, my liege!

Fibbs: I'm Fibbs the Storyteller. Ask me anything, my liege. I live to serve!

Where exactly did all these wispae come from?

Fibbs: Me, your loyal soldiers, and every other wispae out there... we're all from Graphia's famous painting, Worldbreaker Waves, over at the Graphia Academy. We're basically the old paint that fell right out of the artwork!

Fibbs: Lord Graphia's painting was damaged, and that's why we're all falling out. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that... would you, my liege?

Yeah, that was my bad.

Fibbs: Wait... it was you, my liege?

Fibbs: Waaah! I mean... what a brilliant move, my liege! Waaah...

It has nothing to do with me.

Fibbs: I knew it!

Fibbs: Even if you had nothing to do with it, I beg you to help us settle the score, my liege!

Why are they calling me "my liege," anyway?

Fibbs: Have you heard of the Cindearth Age, my liege? It was Planarcadia's most brutal and chaotic era, a time of constant war where legendary heroes emerged... We were the very ink used to paint that history.

Fibbs: It's as if history is repeating itself right here and now!

Fibbs: For weak wispae like us, the only way to survive this chaos is to serve a truly powerful ruler.

So... what's happening in the world right now?

Fibbs: Without a leader, the wispae have scattered after leaving the artwork. They spend their time fighting, playing cards, or just sneezing... The world has devolved into a mess of squabbling factions!

(Trailblazer): What do you mean?

Pearl the Wise: Basically, the wispae have gone their separate ways and refuse to listen to anyone.

Fibbs: They say all great divisions must eventually end in unity. You're the only one who can end this and bring the world together, my liege!

Pearl the Wise: Basically, you're their only hope.

(Trailblazer): Okay, I understood that part.

Can I get a TLDR?

Fibbs: Long story short: we wispae are essentially living paint, and ever since we left the painting Worldbreaker Waves, we've done nothing but wage war.

Pearl the Wise: They need a leader to bring them together, and I need a partner to help me round them up, so we can repair the artwork.

Okay, I've got the gist of it...

Pearl the Wise: But even if this world is just the size of a school campus, rounding up all these wispae won't be easy.

Fibbs: Every group of wispae has its own fictional hero. They've taken over different parts of the school and are using "club activities" to fortify their positions.

Wait, club activities?

Pearl the Wise: Clubs are how things were organized at the Graphia Academy anyway, so it makes sense for the "war" to follow that same logic.

Fibbs: These "heroes" are all running things now, usually as the club president or the teacher in charge.

Who are these heroes exactly?

Pearl the Wise: These "heroes" are basically imagenate constructs, a mix of ancient Cindearth history and someone's memories. And since you're the one who crashed into this artwork, well... they're based on your memories.

Pearl the Wise: This is exactly why I need your help. Since these heroes are from your head, they're all going to recognize you.

Fibbs: The Academy is a real battlefield, divided into four main factions. From what I've gathered, the four heroes you'll face are...

Fibbs: "The Chief of the Prop Gymnastics Club"!

Fibbs: "The Lone-Eye Dragon of the Track and Field Club"!

Fibbs: "The Bladehunter of the Go-Home Club"!

Fibbs: "The Bather of the Truth Society"!

Pearl the Wise: They must all be familiar to you. But don't forget, they're just fictional versions of people you know, created by imagenesis using your memories. They're not the real deal.

Yeah, I think I can put a name to all of them.

Pearl the Wise: You know your friends well, which will give us a major tactical advantage.

The rules of Planarcadia certainly make things too convenient...

Pearl the Wise: People always say that "imagenesis" is full of endless possibilities.

Pearl the Wise: There's a lot of conflicting info to digest. If it's too much, it's fine not to understand it.

Pearl the Wise: The only thing that really matters is that you're the one calling the shots and leading us to victory!

Pearl the Wise: The troops have finished setting up our base camp. Now that the first fight is over, let's head back to rest up and get ready for the next campaign.

Head to the Base Camp and talk to Fibbs

Step Description

The camp intended as the bastion in this war is complete. It stands ready, awaiting the review of its liege.

Graphia Academy

Fibbs

Fibbs: As the saying goes, "without a proper name, one's words carry no weight, and when words hold no weight, success cannot be attained." My liege, we need a name for our army if we're going to take over this campus!

Pearl the Wise: Soldiers fight best for a cause they believe in. Since our rivals have all formed clubs, we should do the same. Any thoughts on a name, my liege?

Imagenasis [sic] Art Club..

Pearl the Wise: Sounds professional. It makes sense, considering we're here to fix Graphia's painting.

Send word to the troops. That's the name we're going with!

Let me think about it...

Pearl the Wise: No worries, take your time to think it over.

Furbobocom Magazine Club.

Fibbs: Forgive me, my liege, but I believe there's already a company with that name in Dovebrook District... Oh, wait, that's your company. Never mind then!

Pearl the Wise: Are you sure that's the name you want to go with?

Send word to the troops. That's the name we're going with!

Let me think about it...

Pearl the Wise: No worries, take your time to think it over.

What's-Your-Deal Club.

Fibbs: What does that mean?

Pearl the Wise: It's a club for... checking out what products others are dealing? I can't even think of a good excuse for this one. Are you really going with this name?

Send word to the troops. That's the name we're going with!

Let me think about it...

Pearl the Wise: No worries, take your time to think it over.

No-Snapping Club.

Fibbs: And what is that supposed to mean?

Pearl the Wise: It's like a group for "justice" that stops people from taking creepshots? I can't even think of a good excuse for this one. Are you really going with this name?

Send word to the troops. That's the name we're going with!

Let me think about it...

Pearl the Wise: No worries, take your time to think it over.

Feed-the-Hungry Club.

Fibbs: ...Huh?

Pearl the Wise: I guess it sounds... charitable? Are you really going with this name?

Send word to the troops. That's the name we're going with!

Let me think about it...

Pearl the Wise: No worries, take your time to think it over.

(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club): (Imagenesis Art Club)! (Imagenesis Art Club)!

Fibbs: Congratulations, my liege! You're well on your way to dominating the world!

Pearl the Wise: Before we head out, you should probably take a look at our forces in (Imagenesis Art Club)!

(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club): Ready for inspection, my liege!

Fibbs: These are our Hyena Skirmishers! They follow orders to the letter, moving on the drums and stopping on the gongs. They're as well-trained as they come!

Let's hear some noise!

(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club): Hyena Skirmisher: All hail my liege!

Fibbs: These are our Vulture Hunters! Give them a bow, and they'll put an arrow through a suit of armor from a hundred paces away!

Are your weapons ready for battle?

(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club): Carrion Archer: Always, my liege!

Fibbs: And here are the Mammoth Maulers! They're an unstoppable force of nature!

Show me what you've got!

(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club): Mammoth Mauler: We shall not fail!

(Trailblazer): Excellent!

Fibbs: And over here... we have our high-tech unit!

Step up and give us a performance!

Suspicious Wispae: P-Performance!?

Suspicious Wispae: An island full of bananas, nanas~ A lovely nest for Slumbernanas, nanas~

Pearl the Wise: Wait, that's an enemy spy! Seize them!

Suspicious Wispae: How low can you get!? That's not how you're supposed to play!

Fibbs: Aieeeeeee! Dazzling... Gymnast!? What's a Dazzling Gymnast doing here!?

Dazzling Rappa: I'm the president of the Prop Gymnastics Club and the one and only heir to the Dazzling Gymnastics style. I travel this messy world alone, teaching anyone who needs a way to protect themselves. Name's Dazzling Rappa!

So this is what an imagenate hero looks like?

Those lines do fit her personality.

Dazzling Rappa: Though the "Dazzling Transformation" was seen through, I've already got the intel!

Dazzling Rappa: Catch you later, Ballbat Marshal of (Imagenesis Art Club)!

Pearl the Wise: Quick, my liege! Don't let her get away!

All units, on my command! To the gymnasium!

Head to the "Prop Gymnastics Club"

Step Description

The "Prop Gymnastics Club" and its chief are holed up in the gym. Lead your troops and attack! But remember, pride comes before the fall~

Graphia Academy

In the 7th year of the Fictitious History, (Trailblazer) personally leads (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) in a massive five-pronged assault on the Graphia Academy gymnasium.

In Fictitious History, this battle is called the "Gymnasium War."

Fibbs: Wait, there's no one in the gym at all? Did they already move out?

Pearl the Wise: No... this is a form of gymnastics that can turn them into equipment!

Pearl the Wise: My sources say many students who joined the Prop Gymnastics Club were less likely to be noticed by teachers and schoolmates. They were also more free from the restrictions of their school rules and class schedules...

Pearl the Wise: It's the Dazzling: Devious MetamorphosisSkipping Class, isn't it? I see you there, mop!

Mop: Hmph. You managed to find me, huh?

Pearl the Wise: Only the best of the best gymnasts can claim the title of "Chief." Show yourselves!

Dazzling Rappa: You were ambushed and still managed to turn the tables. Impressive.

Dazzling Rappa: I've had my eye on you for a while now. It's weird... I know we haven't met before, but I feel like I've known you forever!

I feel the same way, like you're a stranger I somehow already know.

Dazzling Rappa: In any other world, I'm sure we would have been the best of friends.

Don't you remember? Back in our college days...

Dazzling Rappa: Wait, I skipped class every day and still got into college? You must be under some kind of spell...

Dazzling Rappa: Part of me tells me that Ballbat Marshal is a friend I can count on.

Dazzling Rappa: But this world is just too dangerous for me to go around risking everyone else's lives on a hunch!

Dazzling Rappa: I only went undercover with (Imagenesis Art Club) so I could get a good look at you.

Well? What's your conclusion?

Dazzling Rappa: You're a brilliant and insightful strategist. And you've got skills and virtues. You're basically the perfect leader. But...

Dazzling Rappa: When it comes to actual battle tactics, you're still a bit green, Ballbat Marshal. Like it says in the Cosmic Gymnastics Scrolls: "A winning army becomes complacent, and that complacency leads to defeat. A losing army feels the sting, and that sting leads to victory." You've been winning so much you've gotten arrogant! And that's exactly why you're going to lose!^{[Note 1]}

There are counteracting types too?

Where on earth did you learn these military tactics?

Dazzling Rappa: Talk is cheap...

Dazzling Rappa: "A picture speaks a thousand words. A fight is worth a thousand sights." That's the way I do things!

Dazzling Rappa: If you defeat me, the Prop Gymnastics Club will join (Imagenesis Art Club) and help you unite the world. But if you lose, you'd better start planning your retirement!

All units, on my mark! Prepare for battle!

Enough talk! Kill! Kill! Kill!

(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

Defeat "Prop Gymnastics Club"

Step Description

The "Prop Gymnastics Club" and its chief are holed up in the gym. Lead your troops and attack! But remember, pride comes before the fall~

Graphia Academy

(After Dazzling Rappa is defeated)

In the 7th year of the Fictitious History, the "Gymnasium War" came to a close with the Prop Gymnastics Club's total defeat.

(Trailblazer) accepted the Prop Gymnastics Club's surrender and formed a new alliance with them.

Pearl the Wise: You never actually planned on defeating us, did you?

Dazzling Rappa: I'm not really interested in taking over the world. All I want is to keep the members of my club safe.

Rest assured, I'll make sure they stay safe as well.

Dazzling Rappa: Maybe the history I'm a part of isn't real, but this friendship definitely is.

You're just as kind as a certain friend I know.

Dazzling Rappa: Haha! Whatever version of history it is, I will always stay true to this: "remain unmoved until evil has been purged and justice enacted."

Dazzling Rappa: I know I can trust you. But the rise of (Imagenesis Art Club) won't go unnoticed. Other clubs will soon see you as their biggest threat, so stay on your guard.

Wispae Soldier: Report!

Go ahead.

Wispae Soldier: My liege! The Track and Field Club has sent a messenger. They're asking to see you and the Chief.

Speak of the devil.

Send them in.

Wispae Messenger: My congratulations to you, (Trailblazer), on your grand victory. The news from the gymnasium has already reached every corner of the world. However, even the mightiest tiger is vulnerable when exhausted after a hunt. And right now, you've made yourself a target for everyone.

Dazzling Rappa: Get to the point!

Wispae Messenger: Our liege doesn't wish to see everything you've built crumble, (Trailblazer). That's why he sent me to offer you a way out. If you surrender now, our liege will treat you with all the respect due to a noble.

That's an interesting offer. Let me think about it before I surrender.

Wispae Messenger: I hope you aren't foolish enough to try and stop the inevitable. Until we meet again.

Get out. Tell your master to prepare himself. I'm coming for him.

Wispae Messenger: Wow, you're even more arrogant than our liege...

Drag this annoying wispae out! Off with its head!

Wispae Messenger: Hey, wait! You can't do that! You're not supposed to kill the messenger!

Pearl the Wise: ...My liege, perhaps we should return to the base and discuss our next move in private.

All units, fall back to the base camp and await further instructions!

Pearl the Wise: We've bolstered our forces since the "Gymnasium War," which will be a huge help in our next campaign. I've gathered some intel on the Track and Field Club. What would you like to know, my liege?

Tell me more about this "Lone-Eye Dragon."

Pearl the Wise: He's a teacher at the Graphia Academy, and he's as cunning as he is brave. He has a very flamboyant, theatrical way of speaking that's earned him quite a following.

Pearl the Wise: The moniker "Lone-Eye Dragon" sounds fierce, doesn't it? It's partly because he's blind in his left eye, and partly because he's absolutely obsessed with dragons. So the name is simply... expressing how much he loves them.

Pearl the Wise: Does that make sense?

Perfectly.

Not at all.

Pearl the Wise: Indeed, there is no need for you to understand, my liege.

Tell me more about the Track and Field Club.

Pearl the Wise: The Track and Field Club is the biggest sports club in the Academy. They've taken over the rooftop of the main building. It's high up, so it's practically impregnable.

Pearl the Wise: I don't know of any track and field activities that are done on the rooftop. Do you have any ideas?

Pole-vaulting?

Pearl the Wise: Remember, safety first.

Stock exchange?

Pearl the Wise: That fits the "rooftop" part, but has nothing to do with track and field.

Tell me about the current situation on the diplomatic front.

Pearl the Wise: The Track and Field Club has announced a ban on dragon-related product exports, while the Go-Home Club has declared export restrictions on "edible redsoil"... Both sides are locked in some kind of trade conflict. And the terrifying part is, they don't even have any trade relations to begin with.

We should start controlling exports too!

Who exactly is supposed to benefit from this?

Pearl the Wise: Still nothing from the Truth Society. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

How's the progress on the restoration of the artwork?

Pearl the Wise: We retrieved a good amount of old paint from that battle. Let's keep that momentum going.

Pearl the Wise: Just one of Graphia's old paintings can actually recreate the Cindearth Age. That's way beyond what I know about imagenate art. Just how many more secrets are tucked away in these paintings?

Pearl the Wise: Oh, another thing. This is just a hunch, but you should be wary around Fibbs the Storyteller, my liege. They are... more than meets the eye.

I understand.

Pearl the Wise: I've already thought of a strategy for us to attack that rooftop. I'll elaborate the next time we head out.

(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

Head to the Track and Field Club

Step Description

The Track and Field Club and Lone-Eye Dragon are holed up on the rooftop. Go get them! First things first, find a way to slip past their sentries...

Graphia Academy

Fibbs: There's an old saying: "Great leaders win by following the rules of war and the laws of nature." If you're willing to sit down with our wispae generals to talk about strategies, my liege, (Imagenesis Art Club) will be invincible!

Send word to all. Everyone's to gather at the base camp.

Pearl the Wise: This spot is a tactical nightmare. There's only one path, and the Track and Field Club has already set up guards at the gate.

Fibbs: They say the Track and Field Club's rooftop is "impenetrable." A forceful assault would cost us dearly.

Pearl the Wise: I've already got a plan. We just need to do two things.

Pearl the Wise: First, a feint. Fibbs and I will lead an attack on the Go-Home Club. That'll make the Track and Field Club believe that (Imagenesis Art Club)'s main forces are not on the rooftop.

Pearl the Wise: Second, a disguise. You and Dazzling Rappa will dress up like bandits to get past the checkpoint, and then we'll hit them from both fronts!

I see. Time for a "Dazzling Transformation."

An infiltration with disguises? That's a bold strategy.

Fibbs: Now that... is what I call a "plan"!

Dazzling Rappa: Let's get to it, then. Good luck, everyone!

In the 8th year of the Fictitious History, (Trailblazer) led an elite team, took a detour around the academic building, and headed to the Track and Field Club's rooftop.

The soldiers ditched their armor for bandit clothes to hide their plan, and headed toward the outpost, pretending to be looking for a business deal.

In Fictitious History, this battle is called the "Rooftop Siege."

(Trailblazer): (Let's hope... this disguise gets us through.)

Wispae Guard: Stop right there! Who are you people? You're in Track and Field territory now. You are not permitted to be here, unless authorized. Identify yourselves!

Anxious, you noticed a copy of Fluffy Across the Blue from the corner of your eye. It gave you a spark of inspiration.

(Trailblazer): My name is... Done Heng! And this is my partner, March... 8th.

Wispae Guard: I've never heard those names before, nor have I ever seen you around...

Big bro Wispae. We're on your side.

Wispae Guard: On our side? Then why are you yellow?

Dazzling Wispae: It's just some wax we put on to stay warm.

I'm just here to deliver a shipment.

Wispae Guard: Everyone's doing livestreaming now. You're still doing deliveries the old-fashioned way?

Dazzling Wispae: We're traditionalists. We don't really get what you're talking about.

Wispae Guard: It's not personal, but we're in the middle of a trade war with the Go-Home Club. No trading, period. So go home!

Dazzling Wispae: Tsk. Didn't see that coming.

Wispae Guard: Hey, wait... what kind of "shipment" are we talking about?

Dazzling Wispae: ((Trailblazer), if "Lone-Eye Dragon" is based on your memories, what do you think he actually wants?)

My head on a platter?

Dazzling Wispae: *lowers voice* What kind of "good person" just marches up and hands their head to an enemy general on a silver platter!?

A map of Graphia Academy with a free pocket knife?

Wispae Guard: We don't need that. We've got online maps on our phones.

Dromases?

Wispae Guard: Dromases!? You mean... dragons!?

Wispae Guard: Dromases are indeed exempt from the trade rules... so you must know the passphrase, right? Out with it!

Dazzling Wispae: (Wait, there's a passphrase!? Any ideas?)

I have deciphered the truth of this world!

Wispae Guard: What does that mean?

Dazzling Wispae: No, it's nothing.

*laughs arrogantly* HAHAHAHA!

Wispae Guard: What's so funny?

Dazzling Wispae: That's really not funny...

Watch this magic trick!

Wispae Guard: I'm afraid that's the wrong passphrase.

Wispae Guard: I'll make an exception and give you a hint. You're almost there... you just need a little more... flair.

Watch ↗ this ↘ magic ↗ trick ↘!

Wispae Guard: That's it! You nailed the vibe! Go on through!

(Trailblazer): (Let's hope... this disguise gets us through.)

"Lone-Eye Dragon": Hmph. Not bad. You managed to get past the guards without anyone raising the alarm!

"Lone-Eye Dragon": If you know the passphrase, then maybe you already know who I am. Because... I feel like I know you, too.

I know who you are. Anaxagoras...

"Lone-Eye Dragon": Rule number one: Do not call me Anaxagoras. Rule number two: Never interrupt me. Silence is golden.

Long time no see, Professor Anaxa...

"Lone-Eye Dragon": Rule number one: Do not call me Anaxa. Rule number two: Never interrupt me. Silence is golden. Remember that.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: My name's not that long. Anaksa will do.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: You're lucky you made it in here before I could finish my Dromas Rider tactics.

What? There are actually dromases at Graphia Academy?

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: The imagenae here in Planarcadia... are just made from Wishpower. Its principles are easier than alchemy.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Basically, if I can get enough Wishpower together, I can just make my own dromases right here!

Dromas Rider tactics?

Dazzling Rappa: The steel gun cavalry. That's also a thing from the Cindearth Age.

Dazzling Rappa: You're so obsessed that you'd actually break the world setting of Planarcadia just to make some dromases!?

Dazzling Rappa: It's over, Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa! Surrender now!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Hahahahahahaha!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: As the Great Performer, I think I know a bluff when I see one.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: You must have sent your main forces somewhere else, just to make me let my guard down. And now, standing before me, you may be valiant warriors... But, you're merely sitting ducks!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: All units, on my command!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: The enemy's right here! Even if we're surrounded, we will pave a bloodstained path to victory.

"Track and Field" Wispae Soldier: Chaaarge!

All units, on my mark! Prepare for battle!

Enough talk! Kill! Kill! Kill!

(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

Defeat the Track and Field Club

Step Description

The Track and Field Club and Lone-Eye Dragon are holed up on the rooftop. Go get them! First things first, find a way to slip past their sentries...

Graphia Academy

(After Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa is defeated)

In the 8th year of the Fictitious History, the "Rooftop Siege" came to a close with the Track and Field Club's crushing defeat.

(Trailblazer) usurped the Track and Field Club, bringing the world one step closer to unification.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: That was an impressive battle. So, what are you going to do with me now?

I'd like to invite you to be our club's teacher.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: That was unexpected.

You know, Anaxa and I are tight...

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Rule number one: Do not call me Anaxa. Rule number two: I am not that person.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Your tactics earned you this victory, but your character is even more impressive.

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: I admire you. Since you've invited me, I won't say no. I, Anaksa, on behalf of the Track and Field Club, accept this alliance with (Imagenesis Art Club).

"Track and Field" Wispae Soldier: We're with you, my liege!

Pearl the Wise: Lord Anaksa, I've been meaning to ask... why did you choose the rooftop as your base camp? Wouldn't the sports field be a better place for track and field?

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Hahaha! You're talking about those traditional track and field clubs. How boring.

Pearl the Wise: Then what about you...?

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: My "Track and Field" stands for: "Despite All Variables, Track Down and Care For All Dromases in the Fields."

You could've just called it "Dromas Club."

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Way too literal. That lacks artistic flair!

Unbelievable. Who would ever get that!?

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Really?

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: I've got a better idea! See those tough-looking horns on the dromas? Let's use that as our name!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: What about... "Tough Horns Club"?

Pearl the Wise: ...Let's talk about something else.

Wispae Soldier: Report!

Go ahead.

Wispae Soldier: My liege, the quartermaster sent me! Our food supplies are almost gone, we only have three days' worth of rations left. The troops are starting to grumble... The fate of the army is at stake, my liege! I urge you for a swift solution!

Fibbs: My liege, we can't let morale drop. We must go and secure more supplies immediately!

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: (Trailblazer), head over to the cafeteria and check things out. No need to panic. I've got some supplies here that should tide you over.

No problem, I'll head to the cafeteria right now!

So reliable! Professor Anaxa—

Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Number one, you know what I'm about to say, so just go.

The massive academy cafeteria has run out of rice! You quickly scan the area: aside from some leftover scraps, all that remains is a delinquent girl silently scarfing down her food. The mighty (Imagenesis Art Club) Army can't even afford a proper meal!

Wait... What's that!? The last burger!

Delinquent Girl: Wait, a wild burger here!? Thanks for the gift, Mother Nature!

Hey, hands off! That's MY burger!

Delinquent Girl: Hey (sweet brother/good sister), I haven't eaten in like three whole seconds. Could you maybe... let me have that?

Yunli? What are you doing here?

Delinquent Girl: What am I doing? Chowing down, obviously. Grandpa always said, "Life's all about one thing: eating."

One burger isn't gonna save (Imagenesis Art Club). Might as well do her a favor. She's probably starving.

(Trailblazer): Here you go.

Delinquent Girl: Thank you~ By the way, wispae don't need sugar or protein to recharge. What they run on is "Wishpower."

It suddenly occurs to you: Oh, right! That's how the world of Planarcadia is supposed to work, so... did someone deliberately give false intel?

Lil' Yunli: I'm Lil' Yunli the "Bladehunter," President of the Go-Home Club. And you're... (Trailblazer), right?

That's me.

Today is a temporary truce!

Wrong person...

Lil' Yunli: As thanks for this meal, I hope there can be peace talks between the Go-Home Club and (Imagenesis Art Club)!

(Trailblazer): ...Wait, you mean we didn't have to fight!?

Lil' Yunli: Isn't peace just another means to an end?

Sudden Broadcast Announcement: Ding-dong-dong~ ♪ Hey there, students! An intermission for the campus broadcast—

Sudden Broadcast Announcement: From the Go-Home Club, Lil' Yunli, Lil' Yunli!

Sudden Broadcast Announcement: Your grandpa sent over two bottles of delicious hot steamed puffergoat milk for you.

(Trailblazer): Wow! Your grandpa does really love you!

Lil' Yunli: ...(Trailblazer), I have to go. Here, take this. It's an invitation to the peace talks.

Lil' Yunli: If you're interested, swing by the Go-Home Club! I'll treat you to something delicious, and we can chat over food! I'll keep it short for now. Say anymore, and I'll be drooling...

You notice her bolting out after hearing the broadcast, leaving her classmates staring after her in envy.

(Trailblazer): (If we can settle this through talks, all the better. I should head back now...)

Fibbs: Peace talks!? I can't believe such a thing could happen in this chaotic world. My liege, it's gotta be a trap!

Yunli's too straightforward. This isn't a trap.

Even if it's a trap, I'm not afraid.

Pearl the Wise: The supreme art of war is to defeat our foes with strategy, instead of battle. I'm all for it.

Fibbs: ...Tsk.

Pearl the Wise: My liege, once you're ready, let's head to the Go-Home Club for the banquet!

Send word to all. Everyone's to gather at the base camp.

Head to the Go-Home Club

Step Description

The Go-Home Club and Bladehunter are holed up at the school gate. Go get them! For the sake of the dwindling supplies!

Graphia Academy

Fibbs: There's an old saying: "Great leaders win by following the rules of war and the laws of nature." If you're willing to sit down with our wispae generals to talk about strategies, my liege, (Imagenesis Art Club) will be invincible!

Send word to all. Everyone's to gather at the base camp.

Lil' Yunli: Thank you so much for coming, (Trailblazer), and the envoys from (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club).; Lil' Yunli: I'll get straight to the point. I received a report that you betrayed my trust.; (Trailblazer): ...!?; Wispae Soldier from Go-Home Club: Report!; Wispae Soldier from Go-Home Club: During the peace talks, the forces of (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) overran our outposts in the campus courtyard, the dean's office, and other positions... Our losses were devastating.; I never gave that order!; A mole. End the transaction now!; Pearl the Wise: (...Wait, did Fibbs betray us?); (Trailblazer): (At such a critical moment in the peace talks? This is bad.); Lil' Yunli: I used to hold "Blade Challenges" here, calling out those students who bullied the weak. If I won, I'd claim their weapons as my prize. That's how I earned the name "Bladehunter."; Lil' Yunli: Screwy-driver, pencil sharpener, carrot knife... I've already collected 999 blades...; Wispae Soldier from Go-Home Club: Report!; Wispae Soldier from Go-Home Club: Front-line reports. The library, music room, cafeteria, and other unfortified places, have been occupied by the enemy general Fibbs.; Fibbs... you stabbed me in the back!; Lil' Yunli: Next, I shall claim the 1,000th blade!; Pearl the Wise: Wait... there must be some kind of misunderstanding here.; Lil' Yunli: Maybe there really was some kind of misunderstanding, but whatever it was, the fact remains: the Go-Home Club was betrayed!; Lil' Yunli: A peace treaty means nothing when faced with treachery!; Pearl the Wise: ...I understand.; Lil' Yunli: Even so, I would never stoop to such vile treachery as slaying my guests during negotiations! Now pick up your weapons, form your formations, face my wispae soldiers, and fight to the death!; Wispae Soldier from Go-Home Club: Fight to the death!; (Trailblazer): We need to match her resolve and help her calm down.; Lil' Yunli: Whether I can snatch my thousandth from you depends on this battle!; Lil' Yunli: My Old Mettle's been itching for action! Please—; All units, on my mark! Prepare for battle!; Enough talk! Kill! Kill! Kill!
(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

Defeat the Go-Home Club

Step Description

The Go-Home Club and Bladehunter are holed up at the school gate. Go get them! For the sake of the dwindling supplies!

Graphia Academy

(After Lil' Yunli is defeated): In the ninth year of the Fictitious History, the Go-Home Club proposed peace talks and invited (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) to meet at the entrance of Graphia Academy; The Go-Home Club peace talks escalated into armed conflict due to Fibbs' betrayal, ultimately ending with the Go-Home Club being ensnared; In Fictitious History, it's called the "(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) Base Camp Incident"; Lil' Yunli: ...Soldiers of the Go-Home Club! Lay down your weapons. We wispae are peace-loving. If we keep fighting, both sides will just end up losing.; All troops, stand down! Drop your weapons and cease your attack.; Lil' Yunli: Tell me where Fibbs went!; Wispae Soldier: Report!; Go ahead.; Wispae Soldier: My liege, Fibbs left a letter for you—; Wispae Soldier: "The Cindearth Age was the most chaotic and brutal era. That's exactly why it created the perfect conditions for 'heroes to shape the times, and times to forge heroes.'"; Wispae Soldier: "But you, my liege, are simply too powerful, too charismatic! No matter what battlefield you're on, you breeze through to victory, no scheming, no nail-biting finishes... There's no epic at all!"; Wispae Soldier: "You even plan on using 'peace talks' tactics. No more wars! Is this still the Cindearth Age!?"; What's wrong with wanting peace?; Peace talks are part of history too!; Wispae Soldier: "...I knew you'd say that."; Wispae Soldier: "But a peaceful history like that is just so boring! You... you... pacifist!"; Wispae Soldier: "(Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) has run out of troops. The Truth Society shall bring the eternal Age of Chaos to Graphia Academy!"; Wispae Soldier: That's everything.; Pearl the Wise: ...If my deduction is correct, Fibbs the Storyteller is a History Fictionologist attempting to inscribe the "Age of Chaos" into famous historical paintings.; Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Ahahaha.; Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: If the History Fictionologists were behind all of this, it would all make sense. Unfortunately, this also reveals another truth.; Dazzling Rappa: We heroes are all part of "Fictitious History."; Lil' Yunli: If Fibbs distorts the Fictitious History again, we might... disappear straight from "history" itself and won't be able to help you.; Lil' Yunli: But— Our familiarity with you and our trust in you are not made up.; Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa: Just like how my dromas is real.; Dazzling Rappa: Take our wispae soldiers and conquer the world!; Dazzling Rappa & Lone-Eye Dragon Anaksa & Lil' Yunli: History is in your hands now.; Leave it to me!; Pearl the Wise: And that's when I finally get it—; Pearl the Wise: Why did I so easily accept the premise of the Age of Chaos? Why did I so readily trust Fibbs' account...? It's because the academic puppets of the so-called Madam Pearl are themselves part of the "Fictitious History" design.; Pearl the Wise: ...Fortunately, I've been keeping tabs on Fibbs. Once you return to the base camp, my scouts will report on its whereabouts.; Pearl the Wise: This final battle... you'll have to handle it on your own, my liege.; Thank you, you're the best strategist I could ask for!; Pearl the Wise: May you return victorious, my liege!; Even within fiction, there exists truth, and your bond is enough to prove it. Now then, steel yourselves for the final battle to end this Age of Chaos.; All troops, prepare for the final battle.

Head to the Truth Society

Step Description

Word from our scouts: the Truth Society and the Bather seem to be holed up in the courtyard. Go get them!

Graphia Academy

Undercover Wispae: My liege, I'm an undercover agent left here by the strategist. I'll help you track down Fibbs.

Send word to all. Everyone's to gather at the base camp.

In the tenth year of the Fictitious History, (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club)'s spy tailed the rebels and uncovered the location of the Truth Society

The main forces of both armies clashed in the largest conflict yet at the Academy Atrium of Graphia Academy

In Fictitious History, this is called the "The Battle of Worldbreaker Waves."

Undercover Wispae: Report to my liege. Fibbs and the defecting wispae vanished right here, in front of these waves.

Undercover Wispae: I have no idea how the Truth Society hides in there. I hope you can get to the bottom of this, my liege.

Truth should never be hidden away.

Voice in the Waterfall: Hmph, interesting. Ten points to you. Truth should never be hidden away, but should be witnessed, practiced, and defended.

That teacher... would take a bath here!

Undercover Wispae: Huh—!? Is that something normal people can do?

Voice in the Waterfall: Hmph, interesting, but ten from you. Bathing is merely superficial, so you should say I would engage in *thinking* here!

Undercover Wispae: My liege, watch out! Something's coming!

(Trailblazer): ...

Under normal circumstances, that teacher you're familiar with would probably be quite the imposing figure, but...

Too bad he's in the bathtub.

But do you really have a memory of him soaking in the bathtub?

Of course! I've seen it in plenty of places.

Character trailers, Light Cones, internet songs... or an unpleasant comic from Planarcadia...?

What's that supposed to mean? Are you questioning me?

I wouldn't dare... There's no point in picking a fight with the Narrator, you know.

He's pretty imposing right now.

It's hard to imagine what kind of person would insist on imposing presence while bathing.

Bather Ratio: I'm Professor Ratio, faculty advisor for the Truth Society.

Bather Ratio: All this chit-chat is interrupting my thinking. First lesson: learn what silence means.

Fibbs: Professor Ratio, we need to engage them now while we still have the upper hand!

Bather Ratio: Shush! That will be 100 points from you.

Fibbs: ...

Bather Ratio: Is violence the only way you know how to settle things? What are you, a bunch of cavemen?

Bather Ratio: Rather than waste time on that, why not join me in bathing in this masterpiece and devote more time to thinking? The Fictitious History, the way to unify the world... They're not even the dirt of my thoughts.

Truth shines brightest in debate. Come on!

Bather Ratio: Are you trying to start a debate with me? That'll take forever. Give me a break...

What? You're inviting me to bathe with you?

Bather Ratio: You! You... Is... Is that what I meant? It's astonishingly dumb.

Bather Ratio: ...I've changed my mind. Now, I'll end this conversation, which I find utterly foolish, in a dignified manner—

Bather Ratio: (Trailblazer), let's get it over with.

All units, on my mark! Prepare for battle!

Enough talk! Kill! Kill! Kill!

(Enter Wispae War Saga event screen)

Defeat the Truth Society

Step Description

Word from our scouts: the Truth Society and the Bather seem to be holed up in the courtyard. Go get them!

Graphia Academy

(After Bather Ratio is defeated)

In the tenth year of the Fictitious History, "The Battle of Worldbreaker Waves" came to a close with the Truth Society's crushing defeat

With (Imagenesis Art ClubImagenesis Art Club) as the starting point, (Trailblazer) accomplished an unprecedented feat in Graphia Academy's history

Bather Ratio: ...Is it finally over? Well, I'm off to take a shower. Bye.

Fibbs: You useless fool. I'll erase you too!

Pearl the Wise?: Wait. Before you go enjoy the hot spring, Professor, could you leave some words of wisdom for posterity?

Bather Ratio: "Go take a bath!"

Bather Ratio: If everyone's enjoying a bath, then everyone's without clothes. And those without clothes or armor cannot step onto the battlefield...

Bather Ratio: If we'd done this from the start, wouldn't a peaceful world without war have been achieved automatically?

Wait, you're actually a genius? That... kinda makes sense!

(Trailblazer): No, there's something way more important here. Pearl the Wise... you're back!?

Pearl the Wise, you're back!?

Fibbs: Impossible! I've already erased Pearl the Wise from the Fictitious History, so you... you can't be here!

Fibbs: Wait. You're... the real Pearl?

Pearl: In your setup, that "Pearl the Wise" is my academic puppet, and she's been faithfully uploading all her findings to me, so I'm crystal clear on everything that's happened here.

Pearl: She broke through the knowledge boundaries of Fictitious History and deduced your true identity all on her own—

Pearl: A History Fictionologist trying to sneak the concept of the "Age of Chaos" into an immortal masterpiece, right?

Fibbs: ...That's right.

Can it really rewrite history?

Pearl: Most of what we know and understand about history comes from historical artifacts that have survived to this day. If we were to hide the "Fictitious History" within a masterpiece, it would reforge people's cognition of history.

Pearl: That's a violation of Planarcadia law. You think nobody's caught on to your little scheme?

Fibbs: ...I stoked the flames of war, weaving schemes and alliances, yet in the end I fell to (Trailblazer)'s hand, unable to realize my "Age of Chaos."

Fibbs: You only have yourselves to blame for fearing me, fearing my apocryphal history!

Pearl: You're wrong.

Pearl: Actually, I quite like your apocryphal histories. They're absurd enough, unbound by orthodox narratives... I appreciate their "unreality."

Pearl: But I can't condone this kind of fakery and switcheroo nonsense. It completely undermines the charm of apocryphal histories!

Pearl: Fibbs, do you see it now? You're the one who's afraid of apocryphal histories!

Fibbs: I...

Pearl: You'll get exactly what a shoddy History Fictionologist deserves.

Pearl: As for you, (Trailblazer), you'll have the CEO's gratitude. After that, the Worldbreaker Waves will be completely reinstated, the ancient pigments will return to the painting, and they'll thank you for the peace you've brought them.

Pearl: —Thank you, my liege. You're the unifier of the world.

In the tenth year of the Fictitious History, the Age of Chaos came to an end. (Trailblazer) unified the world.

It is known in the Fictitious History as the "Armistice of Graphia Academy"

—The End—

(Obtain Achievement Matchless)

Notes

↑ The "tactics" are a reference to quotes by Cao Cao during meetings of the Anti-Dong Zhuo Union in episodes 5 and 6 of Three Kingdoms, a 2010 Chinese TV series which received mixed ratings for its controversial adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It has been a meme in China since the 2020s.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Wispae War Saga
Chinese (Simplified)	尘灵乱世录
Chinese (Traditional)	塵靈亂世錄
Japanese	初の乱世録
Korean	진령난세록
Spanish	Crónicas bélicas de los eterae
French	Chroniques de la Guerre des Ætherae
Russian	Хроники войны эфемеров
Thai	บันทึกกลียุคภูตธุลี
Vietnamese	Ký Sự Bụi Linh Loạn Thế
German	Kriegssaga der Wispaes
Indonesian	Kronik Kekacauan Wispae
Portuguese	A Grande Guerra das Poeirinhas

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[1] The "tactics" are a reference to quotes by Cao Cao during meetings of the Anti-Dong Zhuo Union in episodes 5 and 6 of Three Kingdoms, a 2010 Chinese TV series which received mixed ratings for its controversial adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It has been a meme in China since the 2020s.

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