Boomacher

Boomacher is an NPC located in Booastrum District. He works at Evolution Motors.

Profile

Boomacher is the proprietor of the car store Evolution Motors in Gear Street. Previously known as a renowned racer in Roscaelifer, they now primarily sells highly modified cars, some of which may go against Roscaelifer vehicle regulations, but they pursues highly individualistic vehicles, despite their impracticality in everyday use.

Talking to Boomacher for the first time unlocks the Interboo post Illegal Mods!.

Idle Quotes

(6AM - 12PM): Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! (Cars aren't just for driving!)

(6PM): Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! (No! That's my masterpiece!)

(12AM): Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne... (Do I really have to change...?)

Dialogue

(Talk to Boomacher, 6AM - 12PM)

Boomacher: Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne? (Welcome to Evolution Motors! I'm Boomacher, the owner. Are you here to help your Bangboo buddy pick out a vehicle?)

I'd like to hear more...

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne. (Gotta say, you've got a great eye.)

Boomacher: Ehn-ne, ehn-ne! (Roscaelifer has plenty of places to buy vehicles, but some models can only be found right here!)

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne? Ehn-ne? (So? What does your Bangboo friend want added? A ground-hugging glide system? Turbo boost? An aerobatic flight module?)

Are those mods street legal?

Boomacher: ...Ehn-ne~ (...You can find vehicles with all those features right here in the shop~)

But are they street legal?

Boomacher: ...Ehn-ne-ne~ (...Two wheels or four, I can modify just about anything~)

Are. They. Street. Legal?!

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! Ehn-ne! (Young humans and Bangboos these days are so timid! Giving up features this cool over something as small as compliance... Honestly!)

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne, ehn-ne? (If legality's what you're worried about, I've also got a motorcycle with a built-in fridge and a sedan that projects party lights. Interested?)

On a hover vehicle...

Do any of those features serve a purpose?

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne... Ehn-ne! (Young humans and Bangboos... giving up features this cool over something as little as practicality... Honestly!)

Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! Ehn-ne! (But that's okay! Whatever feature you want, I can add it! Need a vehicle? Come see me anytime!)

Just browsing. Don't mind me.

(Exits Dialogue)

(Talk to Boomacher, 6PM): Haggling Bangboo: Wuh-ne-ne? (That car's price is still a little steep. Can't we work out a deal somehow?); Boomacher: Ehn-ne, ehn-ne! (No. This is already the absolute lowest I can go!); Haggling Bangboo: Wuh-ne-wuh-ne... (But boss, I really don't need a giant spoiler or an extra-long exhaust pipe...); Haggling Bangboo: Wuh-ne-ne. (And those neon strips all over the body don't really help with everyday driving either.); Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ehn-ne! (This vehicle has barely been modified, and every add-on is fully compliant with Roscaelifer's regulations!); Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ehn-ne! (And that exhaust doesn't just blow air. It sprays fluorescent paint too!); Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! (Picture yourself soaring across Booastrum's skies like a shooting star, leaving a glowing trail of color behind you!); Boomacher: Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne-ne! (Isn't that amazing? It's absolutely amazing! You'd be the flashiest, most fashionable Bangboo in all of Roscaelifer!); Haggling Bangboo: Wuh-ne? Wuh-ne... (Can't you knock off just a little more? I really want this car...); Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne! Ehn-ne! (Oh, you drive a hard bargain. Fine, one tiny discount! Any lower and I'll be selling at a loss!)

(Talk to Boomacher, 12AM): Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ne... (My custom vehicles haven't been attracting many Bangboos lately...); Because of all those weird mods?; Boomacher: Ehn-ne-ehn-ne! (Compared to my early work, the features I've added in recent years are incredibly practical!); Because they're too expensive?; Boomacher: Ehn-ne, ehn-ne-ne! (My mods use proprietary tech, so the costs stay low. If anything, my custom vehicles are an incredible value!); Boomacher: Ehn-ne, ehn-ne... (Maybe Bangboos just need a way to get around, not custom vehicles packed with extra features. Should I start selling more ordinary models...?); (He seems really torn...); Boomacher: ...Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne-ne! (...No! Evolution Motors will always pursue individuality and innovation! Even if I never sell another vehicle, I refuse to compromise!)

Trivia

Etymology

The name "Boomacher" may be a portmanteau of Bangboo and "Schumacher", the surname of seven-time Formula One World Champion Michael Schumacher.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Boomacher
Chinese (Simplified)	布马赫 Bùmǎhè
Chinese (Traditional)	布馬赫 Bùmǎhè
Japanese	ブーマッハ Būmahha
Korean	부마하 Bumaha
Spanish	Bumacher
French	Boumacher
Russian	Бумахер Bumakher
Thai	Boomacher
Vietnamese	Boomacher
German	Boomacher
Indonesian	Boomacher
Portuguese	Ayrton Boo

Change History

Released in Version 3.1 - The Long Goodbye

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