It's Hard to Find a Sidekick, It's Hard to Be a Cat

Steps

1. Talk to Securityboo KK
2. Talk to KK's partner

Gameplay Notes

• Completing this commission awards the Lumina Square Page 01 medal Kind Helper Medal II (Lumina Square).

Dialogue

 Talk to Securityboo KK

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Securityboo KK seems to be playing with a cat...

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(Idle)

KK: Ehn-nu! Na-ehn!

Dawnie: Meow—

Duskie: Meeeow!

(Talk to KK)

KK: Ehn-na! En-nah-ehn! (Two things to keep in mind: orders from superiors and the safety of citizens!)

Dawnie: Meow?

Duskie: Meeeow!

Tasty canned cat food.

Delicious dried fish.

KK: Nha-nuh-ne... (Please don't interrupt Public Security's internal training, citizen...)

What are you doing here, KK?

(Continue commission)

(Leave silently)

(Exit dialogue)

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KK: Eha-na? Nu-nhu-ena, nhe-ne-nhu! (Oh, it's you, dear Manager! Perfect timing! As you can see, I'm training the new recruits... well, would-be recruits for Public Security!)

KK: En-nah! En-nah-ehn, ehn! (Let me introduce: Dawnie, who only acts at night, and Duskie, who just sleeps all day. They both have great potential!)

Hey, you're already an officer, KK?

KK: Nhu-na! Ehn-ne-ne, ehn-ne! (Well, not yet, technically! I haven't decided which one of them will become my trusty sidekick... I mean, my assistant.)

Cats can become PubSec Officers?

KK: Ehn-na! Ehn-ne-ne, ehn-ne! (Technically, they're officer assistants. Still, I haven't decided which one of them will become my trusty sidekick... I mean my assistant!)

(Both choices lead to the following)

So the tables have turned.

Now it's your turn to interview others.

KK: Ehn-na, nha-nu-ne... (I'm actually having trouble. I can only choose one of them as my assistant, but they're both like family to me... What a tough decision!)

So, they're well connected!

KK: Ehn-ne-ne? Nu-nhe! (Since you run a store and all, you must be good at interviewing, Manager. Could you help me make the choice?)

Are you sure?

KK: Ehn-na! En-nhu-ne-nhu! (Of course, Manager! I'll work with you so you can make a fair decision!)

KK pulls out a bunch of pet items and weird gadgets from his pocket.
Then he puts a paper bag over his head.
Perhaps those are his "props" for the interview.

Dawnie: Meow?

Duskie: Meeow!

KK: En-nah-ehn, nha-nuh, nhu-ne! (There are two qualities that make a great officer: exceptional valor and an unshakable will!)

KK: Nhu-na-ne! (For officer cats, it's all about courage and determination!)

We'll test their courage.

KK: En-nah-ehn, nha-na! (Yeah, an officer must have courage to face the bad guys!)

KK: En-nah-ehn, nha-nuh nhu-ne! (I'll play the role of a nasty thug, and you, Manager, will play the role of a helpless citizen I've kidnapped.)

KK: Ehn-na! En-nah-ehn! (Ho-ho-ho! Muahahahaha! I'm the big-bad Hollow Raider who snatches up innocent citizens!)

The "thug," all round and wobbly,
Puts a toy knife against the neck of the "innocent citizen."

Perhaps the "thug" KK is playing is too scary or too noisy...
Or perhaps the kittens are just tired and need a nap...
All of a sudden, the two kittens dash into the alley.

We'll test their determination.

KK: Nhu-na, ehn nu ne-nhe! (Determination is all about having the willpower to resist temptation!)

KK: En-nah-ehn, nha-nuh-nhu-ne! (I'll play the role of a criminal trying to bribe an officer, and you, Manager, will play the role of an upright officer.)

KK attaches a replica officer badge to your chest.
One might question if this is against the regulations of Public Security.
This is not the most suitable role-playing game, to say the least.

As for KK, portraying the bribe-taking criminal,
He opens a can of cat food and puts it before him.
As anticipated, the two kittens immediately pounce on the "bribe" without any hesitation.

We'll test their appetite.

KK: Nha-ne-nu? En-nah-ehn! (Manager? The canned cat food is for testing, not for feeding the interviewees!)

(Return to choices)

KK: En-nah! Ne-ne-nah ehn! (Hey, where are you going? The interview isn't over yet!)

KK: En-nah! En-nah-ehn! (Ugh, those two... they're such a handful!)

You recorded the performance of the two future security cats.

???: KK? I told you to get us a security dog. What are you doing here?

Suddenly, a strange officer appears, checking out KK's interview results.
She seems to be KK's human partner.

 Talk to KK's partner

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A little mishap happened during Securityboo KK's interview as a sidekick...

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(Idle)

Natalie: What're you doing here?

KK: Ehn-na! (I'm in the middle of an interview!)

(Interact with KK)

KK's Partner: I'm sorry, citizen. This Securityboo might be malfunctioning. If it's causing you any trouble...

KK: Ehn-na? Nah-nu-ne-nah! (What are you talking about, Natalie? You... you... you're the one malfunctioning, not me!)

Natalie: Huh? Instead of doing your job, you're playing with stray cats and talking back to me!

KK: Ne-ne-nha! En-nah! (But I was doing my job! You asked me to find an "assistant," didn't you?)

Natalie: Should I get your cognitive module checked? I specifically told you to find a police "dog." Can't you tell the difference between dogs and cats?

KK: Ehn-na... Nha-nuh-ne! (But you... didn't you say I could choose my own sidekicks based on my preferences? I was taking the interview seriously!)

KK: Ehn-ne-ne, ehn-na! (And I even recorded the interviewees' information and their performances... You did write them down, right Manager?)

Proudly present the interview records

Hesitantly present the interview records

Natalie: Tsk, now I'm curious about the results...

Natalie: Interviewee A, multicolored cat, gentle, no record of scratching humans. Interview performance: greedy and timid...

Natalie: Interviewee B, New Eridu orange tabby cat, energetic and lively, once scratched a Securityboo's exterior. Interview performance: timid and gluttonous...

KK: ...

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Natalie: ...

Natalie: I don't think these interviewees have what it takes to work at Public Security... Really, KK, you should...

KK: Ehn-ne-ne... Nu-nha-ne-ehn... (But it really breaks my heart seeing them living a poor life on the streets... If I could just bring them back to Public Security, Natalie...)

Natalie: Alright, alright. I knew you had something else in mind.

Natalie: It just so happens I'm feeling a bit lonely at home, so I'll take these two silly cats... Just to be clear, they'll sleep in your room at night...

KK: Ehn-ne-ne! Eha-na nah! (That's wonderful, Natalie! I knew you were the best officer! The best partner ever!)

Natalie: Tsk, you only say nice things to me when you want something. You bad Bangboo!

KK: Naa-na-nu-nhe! (You're the best, Natalie!)

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