One Does Not Simply Walk Into Public Security
Last updated 2026-03-02
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Public Security is a Trust Commission for Koleda at Lumina Square.
Steps
- Meet Koleda at the Public Security Parking Lot
Dialogue
- (Idle text)
- Koleda: The construction permit for the new project...
- (Talk to Koleda)
- Koleda: Proxy, you're here just in time! I also have business at the Public Security office.
- Koleda: We have a new project, everything's going smoothly, and then the construction permit was suddenly suspended! For a ridiculous reason!
- Koleda: You'll never guess... Want to try guessing?
Because of cats.
- Koleda: ...How did you know?
- Koleda: Residents nearby complained; that our material storage site is a gathering area for stray cats.
- Koleda: They said our construction was disturbing their peaceful life... Several usually plump stray cats have recently lost a lot of weight.
- Koleda: I do feel a bit for these cats, but what the cats lose is just fat, while our workers are losing the bonuses that put food on their tables!
- Koleda: To think our construction would be halted for such a reason! Has Public Security been infiltrated by stray cats?
- Because of height.
- Koleda: I didn't want you to guess that...
- Koleda: Public Security actually said Belobog Industries is suspected of employing workers below the legal working age...
- Koleda: "A concerned bystander witnessed a small, red-haired girl with twin ponytails involved in heavy physical labor like mixing cement and moving bricks at the construction site."
- Koleda: In all honesty, that bystander was indeed very concerned... but it still seems ridiculous!
- Koleda: It's just the president here, who is above the legal age, helping out by mixing her own cement and moving her own bricks...
- Because of a late-night show.
- Koleda: Yes, it really was because of a late-night TV show!
- Koleda: Because the construction would interfere with underground cables, for safety reasons we had to temporarily cut off power to nearby residents, and we posted a notice about the outage.
- Koleda: But it seems some residents didn't see the notice and went straight to the Public Security to complain...
- Koleda: "Belobog Industries illegally caused a power outage, and I couldn't record Monica's show!"
- Koleda: As a result, during their investigation into our construction hours, the Public Security just suspended our permit...
- Koleda: Proxy, what do you think?
- You've got bad luck.
Trust increase with Koleda Belobog- Koleda: Those in construction always tend to believe in some indescribable forces...
- Koleda: Now I'm feeling quite conflicted. Proxy, it's really great to have you with me today.
- This is clearly corporate sabotage.
Significant Trust increase with Koleda Belobog- Koleda: You think so too? Looks like I wasn't just overthinking it.
- Koleda: To halt construction over such flimsy, absurd excuses, I don't believe this is typical of Public Security.
- Koleda: To suggest that rival firms are stirring things up... Hmph. Who would have such poor taste!
- Koleda: For a project, time is of the essence! I swear on my dad's reputation, I have to solve this problem today!
- Koleda: Wait for my good news!
- Koleda briskly strides into the office hall...
It doesn't take long for her to return, with a markedly happier expression on her face. - Koleda: I explained everything to them. I knew it! Public Security is reasonable; why would they make trouble for lawful, tax-paying companies?
- Koleda: Solved a huge problem... Let's go eat something and relax!
- Trust increase with Koleda Belobog
- (Idle text)
- Koleda: That hot dog cart smells amazing!
- (Talk to Koleda again, optional)
- Koleda: Hmm... I'll call Anton right away to start construction as usual!
Trivia
- The English title of this commission is a reference to the famous quote "One does not simply walk into Mordor" from the fantasy film The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, and which became a meme online as "One Does Not Simply X."
- The Chinese title of this commission is a reference to the idiom 无事不登三宝殿 wú shì bù dēng sānbǎodiàn, "One does not go to a Buddhist temple for no reason", used to denote when someone visits or accompanies someone else with an ulterior motive.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | One Does Not Simply Walk Into Public Security |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 无事不登治安局 Wú Shì Bù Dēng Zhì'ān-jú |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 無事不登治安局 Wú Shì Bù Dēng Zhì'ān-jú |
| Japanese | 駆け込み治安局 |
| Korean | 일이 없으면 치안국에 오지 않는다 Iri Eopseumyeon Chian'guge Oji Anneunda |
| Spanish | No puedes ir al Ministerio de Seguridad Pública así como así |
| French | On n'entre pas si facilement à la Sécurité publique |
| Russian | Не беспокойте Собез по пустякам Ne bespokoyte Sobez po pustyakam |
| Thai | ถ้าไม่มีธุระ อย่าไปที่กองรักษาความมั่นคง |
| Vietnamese | Không Có Việc Thì Không Đến Cục Trị An |
| German | Man wendet sich nicht ohne Grund an die Sicherheitsbehörde |
| Indonesian | Tidak Ada Keperluan, Tidak Pergi Public Security |
| Portuguese | Para Entrar no DSP, Não Basta Bater à Porta |
Change History
Released in Version 1.0 - Welcome To New Eridu