Orphie & Magus' Namecard

A name card printed with the image of the gun-type Intelligent Construct Magus and her wielder, Orphie.
Name, rank, squad affiliation, contact details, all neatly laid out on this card. The precise formatting and carefully chosen content reflect the owner's serious personality.
But flip it over, and on the back... there's a red T. rex [sic] breathing fire, drawn in permanent marker?