The Bangboo
Last updated 2025-01-14
The Bangboo is the third volume of the New Eridu Settlers Guide.
Transcript
- Small body, big helper!
When you walk down the street and see a small figure making "enn enn" noises, don't be alarmed. It's just a Bangboo — an intelligent device unique to New Eridu. Bangboo are only around knee-height in size, but they're indispensable helpers in New Eridu's daily operation. After years of research and development, Bangboo are widely and comprehensively used in many scenarios. Many factories also provide customization services to allow for specific Bangboo functions for different groups of people.
- What can Bangboo be used for?
Bangboo were originally created to assist New Eridu residents with evacuation in Hollow disasters. When a Hollow occurs in New Eridu's residential areas, Bangboo will immediately receive disaster information and evacuation guidance from the public network, and help people around them avoid the hazard-prone areas.
Now, thanks to technological advancement and emerging diverse needs, Bangboo have evolved from simple helper intelligent devices for disaster avoidance to more comprehensive and versatile intelligent individuals. Some pro version Bangboo even go deep into Hollows with Investigators and help with various operations.
- A Bangboo's Self-Introduction
1. Enn Ennen!
(Please read the enclosed instruction manual carefully before use.)
2. Ennnnennnn, ennn! Enn!
(Please purchase us through official channels. Do not buy illegally modified Bangboo! We can not guarantee your safety if you use such models!)
3. Nennnennn, ennn enenen, ennnen!
(If we suddenly start making unpleasant noises, moving slowly, or if the screen on our faces starts to blink, please find a charging station and charge us immediately.)
4. Ennenn, ennnenn nnnneeen, enenen!
(If you see us walking alone on the street, please don't try to take us home.It is illegal to steal Bangboo!)
5. Ennennn! ❥(^_-)
(Precise translation failed, possible meaning: cute, bye-bye, that's it, I'm done)
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Proxy Network Re-post
Dear prospective citizens, if you want to quickly adapt to and enjoy your new life in New Eridu, please be sure to treat these intelligent Bangboo devices well!
If you want it to be your daily helper in life, no problem! (Nu-nah uhn)
If you want to move freely in the Hollows with its aid, go for it! (Nu-nah en)
If you want to modify it and make it unique, even better! (En-nha na)But before you disassemble it, please carefully read this guide below, it will be very helpful to both you and your Bangboo!!!
As requested by New Eridu City Administration, we provide the latest city guide to all those who wish to enter New Eridu. Please check it out!
Note: The contents of this guide represent the views of creator only.
Don't worry, it's quite common for the translation module to be unable to accurately translate the Bangboo language. The best way to communicate perfectly with these little gadgets is to teach them the common tongue. If you have such a need, you may want to post a request for help on the Proxy Network. There should be a "tutor" willing to come to your house — for a little Dennies of course.
