Weird Thoughts
Last updated 2025-04-02
Weird Thoughts is an Event Commission and part of Overlord's Feast.
Steps
Dialogue
Talk to Leigh in Blazewood
- (Idle)
- Leigh: I'd love an oil bath right now...
- (Talk to Leigh)
- Leigh: I stumbled across an old, discarded magazine at home, and it was full of bizarre stuff that really blew my mind!
What strange thing?- Leigh: I heard there were many strange beauty treatments before the fall of the old capital.
- Leigh: Some people bath in oil because it's said to make skin smoother and softer!
They bath in oil?!
Will that work?- Leigh: I know, right? Doesn't it sound like fun?
- Leigh: According to the magazine, all you need is to soak your body in a tub full of hot oil! The bath will make your whole body greasy and oily...
- Leigh: Wouldn't you like to give it a try?
Y—You first...
I'll pass...- Leigh: Huh? Why are you backing out now?
- Leigh: I've been planning to give it a try, but I don't have any oil at home. So, I was thinking of borrowing some from Dorian.
- Leigh: But once he heard my idea, he flat-out refused to help! And he even said he's not helping me with another one of these stupid ideas I've been having since I was a kid.
You're childhood friends?- Leigh: *sigh* He's always thought that I'm not very bright, but I'm not stupid...
- Leigh: I was quite angry at the time, so I stormed out without giving him a chance to explain. But now that I've calmed down and given it more thought, I think he may have had his reasons. After all, he is much smarter than me.
- Leigh: Oh! I know! If it's alright with you, could you go ask him why he refuses to lend me some oil?
- Leigh: I still don't want to talk to him right now!
- (Idle)
- Leigh: An oil bath sounds really nice...
- (Talk to Leigh again, optional)
- Leigh: If you have the time, please ask Dorian for me.
- Leigh: Though we're not talking to each other right now, I still want to know why he refused me.
Talk to Dorian in Blazewood
- (Idle)
- Dorian: Leigh is such a troublemaker.
- (Talk to Dorian)
- Dorian: Ugh... My water bill has been going up lately. I really need to figure out how to cut back on my usage...
(Ask about Leigh)- Dorian: Oh! Are you talking about Leigh's request to borrow oil?
- Dorian: No way! Absolutely not! Leigh's always up to some nonsense!
- Dorian: She charged into my house the other day asking for oil... Then she went to the parking lot, happily snagged a barrel of oil, and was ready to head home.
- Dorian: So I asked her why she needed it, and she said she plans to take a bath in it! That's absolutely crazy!
There's an article about it in the magazine.
But oil baths exist.- Dorian: You're talking about an oil bath, right? I know about those. Someone around the Outer Ring's oil wells has even tried it.
- Dorian: But... Leigh's beauty baths never end well! And she's pulled so many similar stunts since she was a kid!
Huh?- Dorian: When Leigh was little, she heard bathing in milk would do wonders for her skin, so she insisted on having one and made a big fuss about it.
- Dorian: Since she didn't have any milk back home, she started searching my house instead. In the end, she found a barrel of lubricating oil...
- Dorian: She said bathing in lubricating oil would definitely make her skin smoother than milk would! So, she poured it into a tub and started her bath...
- Dorian: But once she was done, she started crying when she realized her body was too slippery to get out of the tub...
- Dorian: My sister heard her screams and rushed into the bathroom, but with all the oil on the floor, she could hardly stay on her feet, slipping and falling a bunch of times.
- Dorian: And so, they just stared at each other like a pair of mice that had fallen into a barrel of oil... In the end, it was my mother who carefully rescued the two of them.
I can't believe it...
That sounds scary.- Dorian: *sigh* That's why I'll never lend her crude oil to mess around with.
- Dorian: Please try to persuade Leigh to stop doing those odd beauty treatments...
- (Idle)
- Dorian: I hope Leigh stops causing trouble...
Tell Leigh about Dorian's thoughts
- (Talk to Leigh)
- Leigh: Oh, you're back. What did Dorian say?
(Tell her what Dorian said)- Leigh: Huh? He said I tried bathing in oil as a kid? And I almost got trapped in the tub?
- Leigh: Hahahaha... D—Did that really happen? I have no recollection of it at all...
(Silence)
(Stare)- Leigh: Hahaha... Uh, please don't look at me like that!
- Leigh: Okay! Fine! I'll forget about the oil bath!
- Leigh: Actually, I was just trying to give the town another tourist attraction. I'm sure the oil baths would attract a lot of tourists!
- Leigh: Hmm... I'll have to come up with something else now. Oh, I know! I've got the perfect idea!
Do you have any ideas?- Leigh: So, asphalt gets so sticky in the sun that it can stick to your feet... Will that work as a beauty treatment?
- Leigh: If you apply a layer of asphalt to the face, then tear it off in one go...
- Leigh: It'll clear the pores and pull off all the dirt in a flash! And it'll even exfoliate the skin!
- Leigh: What do you think? Doesn't it sound tempting? I'm sure it'll attract plenty of customers!
It'll pull off your eyebrows!
Are you interrogating me?- Leigh: Wh—What?! That sounds about right... But can't we just avoid the eyebrows and beard?
- Leigh: Why would you think that? It's just a special beauty treatment unique to the Outer Ring!
- Leigh: Well? Wanna be my first customer?
- (Idle)
- Leigh: An asphalt treatment seems great too...
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Weird Thoughts |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 奇怪的想法 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 奇怪的想法 |
| Japanese | おかしなアイデア |
| Korean | 이상한 생각 Isanghan Saenggak |
| Spanish | Una idea extraña |
| French | Une drôle d'idée |
| Russian | Странные идеи Strannyye idei |
| Thai | ความคิดประหลาด |
| Vietnamese | Ý Tưởng Kỳ Lạ |
| German | Seltsame Idee |
| Indonesian | Pemikiran yang Aneh |
| Portuguese | Pensamentos Estranhos |
Change History
Released in Version 1.2 - Tour de Inferno