Wilderness Delicacy

(Idle)

Buffy: Sufficient preparation is key...

(Talk to Buffy)

Buffy: I've been watching a bunch of wilderness survival shows lately... And the more I watch, the scarier it gets.

Buffy: All of them seemed like strong people, but it didn't take long for them to end up crying their way out of the Outer Ring's wilderness.

Buffy: It makes me wonder... What would happen to me if I got lost in the wilderness one day...?

Your cries will fill the wilderness?

Buffy: No! Don't say that! Though I'm sure I will cry...

Buffy: I've been thinking about venturing deep into the Outer Ring's wilderness, so I need to learn some wilderness survival skills. Just in case...

Buffy: I've carefully studied the tutorials of various survival experts. They say lizards are a good source of food when you're lost in the wilderness.

Buffy: They're everywhere and packed with protein. Not to mention they're ready to eat once the head is removed, and that makes them a really convenient meal!

Huh?

You eat them just like that?

Buffy: There's no other way... When you're struggling to survive in the wilderness, having a little lizard sashimi is much better than starving...

Buffy: But I still intend to research the types of lizards that inhabit the area. It never hurts to do a little mental preparation...

Buffy: Oh, if you're free, help me snap photos of lizards around here so I can see what kind of lizards are in the area!

Buffy: After all... I'm quite scared of lizards.

Are you sure you can really eat them?

Buffy: O—Of course! I know I can!

Buffy: I'll eat anything to survive! Even lizards can be a delicious wilderness delicacy!

(Idle)

Buffy: Every preparation must be made in advance...

Take photos of lizards in the area

 Step Description

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Buffy wants to know the types of lizards around here. I'll take photos for her if I spot one.

(Take a picture of the Lizard)

Show Buffy the lizard photos

 Step Description

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I've taken some great photos of the lizards. Show them to Buffy.

(Talk to Buffy)

Buffy: Hey! You're back? Did you manage to snap photos of lizards in the area?

(Show her the photos)

Buffy: ...

Buffy: Ugh... Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Buffy: Ahhhhhh! This is so strange!

What's wrong?

Buffy: No! Absolutely not! I can't accept that! I can't swallow something like that!

Buffy: All of those survival videos kept them censored when they were being eaten... So I thought I could accept it.

Buffy: But now that I'm taking a closer look at photos of them... They look so weird!

And their tails move, you know?

I bet it would have a nice crunch to it!

Buffy: AHHHH! Don't say another word! Please! Just stop...

Buffy: I would rather starve or scream in pain and lick a cactus than eat one of them!

I'd love to watch you lick a cactus!

I want to hear you scream!

Buffy: Ugh... Let's put that aside for now! Anyway, I may have overestimated my ability to accept these survival skills.

Buffy: Thank you for helping me realize the cruel truth in advance.

Buffy: I guess I'll pack more food for my trip. Otherwise, I'd be in deep trouble if something were to actually happen...

Buffy: If I were to survive on raw lizards, I don't think I'll ever stop having nightmares about it!

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