☆Perfect Performance☆/Story/Of course I'm a Perfect Idol

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Last updated: 21 July 2023

Prologue

Characters Present

Shigure Kira

Susannah

Rozaliya

Liliya

Herrscher of Sentience

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There was a large, brightly-lit square filled with blaring music and trainees of every shape and size covered in sweat as they chased their dreams to become idols.

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In the center of the square, a solitary spotlight shone on to an empty stafe, waiting for the next star to ascend to the throne.

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Susannah

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It’s so moving seeing all these people work so hard just to follow their dreams!

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Student Who Likes to Rap

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Hey! Baby, you’ve got my heart going crazy, I’m love-drunk for you!

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Student Who Likes Vocal Practice

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Aaaaahhh—whoooaaaa—

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Student Who Likes to Dance

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On ho, I’m going to fall!

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Shigure Kira

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… But will they really be able to become idols in just three days?

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Students

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Hey, you think we can’t hack it?

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Students

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We’re some of the best idols you’ll ever see. Last time we performed, we had the audience floored before we even opened our mouths!

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Shigure Kira

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I’m not looking for a fight. I just do this for a living, and I can see you guys aren’t up to standard.

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Students

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Hmph, you do this for a living? Other than looking better, having more class, and dressing nicer, what do you have that we don’t?

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Liliya

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This might sound a little rude, but I think you sound like you’re giving a speech when you rap…

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Rozaliya

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Yeah, and the boy singing soprano sang so shrilly that even flying birds tried to cover their ears!

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Students

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That’s enough! Even our famous mentor says we’re the best idols around! You guys just don’t know real talent!

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Susannah

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C’mon… Stop fighting everyone!

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Hey, what are you all arguing about!

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A grumpy voice could be heard from behind. Everyone turned their heads to look.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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This is the idol training camp where we train the stars of tomorrow. I should only be hearing singing and dancing, and nothing else. Capeesh?

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Students

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Ah! Our mentor! You’re here just in time. They were talking about how we’re not real idols, and the blue-haired one said she’s a professional!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Who, her?

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Liliya

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Hey, don’t look at me like that! They were talking about Kira here, but the Vodka Girls are professional idols too!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Huh? Kira?

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Shigure Kira

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Ha, what are the odds. Didn’t expect to meet you here, “mentor.”

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Herrscher of Sentience

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You’re jerks! Not only did you throw up your garbage posters on my side of town, now you’re at my doorstep looking for a fight! At this point, you should just sign up for lessons!

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Shigure Kira

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Actually, you’re right. I’ve come to sign up for your famous idol training camp.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Huh? Right! Well, there’s no one here who hasn’t been a hit on stage before! Makes sense a has-been like you who hasn’t performed in ages would want in.

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Shigure Kira

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… A “has-been”?

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Herrscher of Sentience

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How about this, since we go way back, I’ll knock… 1% off the price. What do you think, sound good?

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Shigure Kira

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Sure. But this has-been idol that hasn’t performed in ages is curious to see just what kind of magic you have up your sleeve that gets people ready to perform in such a short time.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Ha, is that all? That’ll be easy, just make sure you’re watching!

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The Herrscher of Sentience quickly hipped on stage. Her trainees instantly gathered around her and began to cheer for their mentor.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Hey, Shigure Kira, have a good look at what a real idol looks like! All eyes on me!

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The lights hit the stage like a full moon. Pulse-pounding music filled the air as everyone looked at the Herrscher of Sentience with anticipation.

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Students

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Yay! Yay! Yay!

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As soon as the Herrscher of Sentience go on stage, everyone let out enthusiastic applause. Their eyes followed her every move, they shouted out for her alone.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Ahem. I have an announcement—

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Students

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Yay! Yay! Yay!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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— I am Senti!

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Students

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Senti! Senti! Senti!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Turn up the lights! Pump up the sound! My fans, let’s hear it for me!

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Students

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Our lady with the beautiful smile! With the magnificent soul! The idol capable of anything, Ms. Senti!

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Susannah

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Whooooa, what’s going on? My heart is beating out of my chest! Is this mentor really that good?

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Shigure Kira

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Hey, Susannah! Earth to Susannah! Look at me, not the stage!

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Susannah

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… K-Kira Senpai, it just seemed like such an awesome show.

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Shigure Kira

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Susannah, think about it, did you even see the Herrscher of Sentience do anything?

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Susannah

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Huh? You’re right, she didn’t do anything, did she? But why did she seem like the perfect idol just now?

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Shigure Kira

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You don’t know about her tricks?

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Susannah

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Huh. Ah! The Herrscher of Sentience must have used her powers! People just have to look up at the stage and they think she’s the perfect idol!

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Susannah

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Ohhh, that’s cheating! Kira Senpai, we’ve got to stop her!

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Shigure Kira

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Hehe, that’ll be easy. Just watch~

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Shigure Kira’s gaze fell on a large bird by her side. They stared at each other intently. Then, with a swoosh of her arm, she picked up and threw the brid onto the stage.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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H-Huh? Where’d that bird come from?

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Students

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Big, fat bird! Big, fat bird! Big, fat bird!

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The Herrscher of Sentience scared the bird, and it began pacing in a panic. She then began running around the stage trying to chase it.

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Students

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Senti! Big, fat bird! Senti! Big, fat bird!

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Chubby Bird

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Kooooo!

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Students

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The voice of a new and eternal dawn! The incomparable sound of vapor rising! The dance of nature’s own spirit!

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Shigure Kira

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Hey, mentor! It looks like your charm has nothing on this bird!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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You jerks! You did that on purpose!

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Shigure Kira

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Ha, what does that matter! You liked to all these people and opened a fraud “idol training camp.” It’s unbelievable!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Nonsense! I’m an amazing teacher! Even if I didn’t trick anyone or help people like this, I’d still be a better idol than you!

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Shigure Kira

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Ha, save your breath.

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Susannah

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That's right Kira Senpai! Take out this faker!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Hey, who are you calling a faker! Alright then, let’s have an idol-off and see who the trainees like best!

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The Herrscher of Sentience waved her hand and the trainees, as though waking up from a dream, looked toward her on the stage in a daze.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Ahem. My dearest trainees, your wonderful mentor will now face off against Ms. Shigure Kira in a duel of idols, and you decide the winner!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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And don’t forget who’s teaching you how to be perfect idols!

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Shigure Kira

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You jerk, you’re phishing for votes!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Who’s phishing! My trainees like me, it’s my natural charm! Alright then, let’s get to it—

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Duck Duck Goose!

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The Herrscher of Sentience only had to snap her fingers and the large bird from earlier was instantly at her side.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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I don’t blame you for what happened. Now let’s make you a bit more colorful.

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Chubby Bird

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Kooo!

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Susannah

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Huuuh? Do you guys know each other? What kind of idol duel is this?

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Herrscher of Sentience

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You’re in my house, you play by my rules! If you don’t like it, leave! Quit holding up my class!

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Shigure Kira

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Who said I wasn't down? Let’s do this!

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< You play as chibi Kira. Defeat all the Little Dark Jingwei by approaching Chic Phoenixes to recruit them into Kira’s team and form a train behind her. The Chic Phoenixes periodically deal weak fire damage in a small AoE, but stacks up the more Chic Phoenixes there are. The Little Dark Jingwei will attack you by ground pounding you, which causes damage in an AoE. >

< Approach Chic Phoenixes to recruit them into Kira’s team. >

< Objective: Defeat all Little Dark Jingwei. >

Herrscher of Sentience

Shigure Kira

Herrscher of Sentience

Shigure Kira

< After defeating one Little Dark Jingwei: >

Students

< Stage clears and story resumes after all enemies are defeated >

Shigure Kira

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Give up yet?

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Hmph.

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Susannah

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It doesn’t matter what tricks you have up your sleeve, Kira Senpai’ll never lose!

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Rozaliya

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That’s right! She’s a lot better than you.

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Liliya

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But… the trainees are gone.

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Chubby Bird

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Kooo!

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Huh?

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They noticed only a few people were hanging around the stage. Their attention was drawn to some commotion not far off as everyone rushed to go see.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Hey, where’s everyone going!

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Shigure Kira

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What’s going on over there?

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Ugh, way to ruin the fun!

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Shigure Kira

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Let’s go over there and have a look.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Sure, I was gonna win anyway!

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Shigure Kira

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Doesn’t look like anyone’s interested in your performance.

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Herrscher of Sentience

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You—! Whatever, it’s not like they’re interested in your performance either, are they?

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Shigure Kira

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… See you later. I’m off to get those votes, faker~

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Herrscher of Sentience

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Hey! What a jerk! Hey, wait for me!

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End