Beauteeth Dentist

Beauteeth Dentist is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.

Profile

Beauteeth Dentist works for an "Beauteeth Dentist" dental clinic, where they offer a membership with many services, such as the "Ultimate Dental Care Package" and the "Imagenated Dental Cleaning Package".

Location

Effects

Selecting a dental service after activating the membership grants a buff in the next overworld battle. The buffs are mutually exclusive with each other and similar buffs from the Bathtub, Dreamless Coffee Barista, Roaring Tide Tavern and Zhongshan, with newly-obtained buffs replacing older ones.

Icon	Option	Effect
	Physical Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Physical DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Wind Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Wind DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Fire Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Fire DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Ice Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Ice DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Lightning Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Lightning DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Quantum Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Quantum DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Imaginary Toothpaste	Ultimate Dental Care Package Increases all allies' Imaginary DMG by 10% for the next battle.
	Platinum Radiance Project	Imagenated Dental Cleaning Package Increases all allies' DEF by 10% for the next battle [sic]
	"Life Rejuvenation Project"	Imagenated Dental Cleaning Package Increases all allies' Max HP by 8% for the next battle.
	"Spirit of Beauty Project"	Imagenated Dental Cleaning Package Increases all allies' ATK by 8% for the next battle.

Dialogue

(Before activating the membership)

Beauteeth Dentist: Hello, do you have an appointment? This is a members-only dental clinic.

I want to sign up for a membership here!

Beauteeth Dentist: Of course, please fill in your personal information here and pay the clinic's membership fee.

(Submit Credit ×10000)

Beauteeth Dentist: Congratulations (Sir/Madam), you are now a premium member of Beauteeth Dentist. You will receive the best dental care services in all of Planarcadia.

Beauteeth Dentist: The doctor on duty has a free slot right now, do you require medical care?

Of course, thank you for your help.

Beauteeth Dentist: Please wait while the doctor prepares. In the meantime, kindly select the services you need.
(Continue to dialogue options below)

Sorry, perhaps next time.

Beauteeth Dentist: Thank you, we look forward to serving you, esteemed guest.

I see. Till next time, then.

Beauteeth Dentist: No problem, feel free to come to me for advice anytime.

(After activating the membership)

Beauteeth Dentist: Hello, esteemed Beauteeth Platinum member (Trailblazer), welcome to Beauteeth Dentist.

I'd like to inquire about your services here.

Beauteeth Dentist: Of course, I'll do my best to answer any questions you may have.

Looks like there are quite a few dental clinics around here.

Beauteeth Dentist: You're very observant. This is probably thanks to the CEO, Madam Pearl. Since she took office, dental care has been covered under medical insurance, and residents only have to pay a small portion of the costs themselves.

Beauteeth Dentist: Also, Planarcadia provides specialized dental services for the imagenae. It's a unique service that requires Wishpower-infused technology. You won't find anything like it anywhere else in the cosmos!

So this "dental care" thing is just a fancier way of brushing your teeth?

Beauteeth Dentist: Don't underestimate our clinic's teeth cleaning service.

Beauteeth Dentist: When you brush your teeth, your toothpaste is just made of hydrated silica for scrubbing, sodium lauryl sulfate for foam, and fluoride compounds for cavity prevention, right?

What are you talking about?

And your services are not the same?

Beauteeth Dentist: They're not.

Beauteeth Dentist: You've probably heard the phrase "armed to the teeth" used to describe someone who's extremely well-equipped, thoroughly prepared, and geared up to the max.

Beauteeth Dentist: After all, teeth are the last and most unlikely body part to be weaponized. If even your teeth are armed, it means not a single detail was overlooked! But who could possibly pull that off?

Beauteeth Dentist: Beauteeth Dentist can do it.

Beauteeth Dentist: Our clinic's toothpaste is made with the purest, most pristine elements in the cosmos. Only after receiving our dental care can you truly say that you're "armed to the teeth"!

Is that safe?

Beauteeth Dentist: Truth or dare?

Truth...

Beauteeth Dentist: Of course we're safe, ahaha~

Dare...

Beauteeth Dentist: Do it once and you'll get it.

What's with that...

Beauteeth Dentist: We're always getting asked these questions, and even when we say "it's perfectly safe," they think we're joking.

Beauteeth Dentist: So, our response strategy is to be proactive!

I don't have any other questions.

I need dental care services.

Beauteeth Dentist: How may I help you?

Ultimate Dental Care Package

Beauteeth Dentist: Our establishment uses the most advanced tooth-brushing technology in the entire cosmos, paired with the purest elemental nutrient toothpaste, guaranteeing you a truly one-of-a-kind experience.

Stubborn Man's Dental Care Package

Beauteeth Dentist: This is the most fundamental and hardcore way to brush your teeth. We offer only one type of toothpaste.

Physical Toothpaste

The "Stubborn Man's Spirit" is a professional ethos that means never compromising one's core self, persevering to the very end, and approaching products and services with the utmost dedication.

By focusing on the field of brushing teeth, one focuses on the single act of "brushing." A stubborn man must have the dedication to do just one thing for life.

You understand, don't you? For a stubborn man, brushing teeth is no different from polishing a delicate sculpture.

Perhaps... true brushing doesn't require any complex technology or chemical compounds. The ultimate "physical brushing" can conquer all cavities, periodontal disease... and even pulpitis and periapical periodontitis through friction alone.

Only through the most physical means can you truly feel it. All that talk of hydrated silica, so-called "foam," and fluorides are just techniques. When faced with ultimate violence, the effectiveness of such techniques falls way too short.

Trendy Dental Care Package

Beauteeth Dentist: This is the trendiest, most cutting-edge way to brush your teeth. We offer four different types of toothpaste.

Wind Toothpaste

You know those TV reporters who cover hurricane news? They can't even close their lips in those crazy winds.

In other words, all that dental plaque will have nowhere to hide once the real storm hits.

Millions of tiny tornadoes spiral through the gaps between your teeth, and for the first time, you experience that "thoroughly clean feeling." Who knew your teeth were carrying such a heavy burden all this time? Thank goodness they're finally free!

But be extremely careful, Wind Toothpaste has side effects too.

Right after brushing your teeth, your words will come out all breathy... You will blurt out things that would normally take ten seconds to say in one. People will probably be unable to even make out what you're saying, and worry that you might bite your tongue.

Fire Toothpaste

Fire toothpaste embodies the law of "purification by fire."

It doesn't fight against filth, but converts it into light and heat.

This might be an uncomfortable comparison, but have you heard of "trash incineration"?

Trash incineration is a thermochemical treatment process that uses high temperatures to process waste. Not only does it reduce the volume of trash, but it also converts combustion heat into power generation and heating, making it the ultimate engineering feat of "turning waste into treasure."

That periodontal plaque has already been converted into your life energy during the brushing process. That's the meaning of fire.

Ice Toothpaste

Countless toothpastes have tried to replicate the sensation that "ice" delivers, but their cooling effect is nothing more than a poor imitation.

Using Ice Toothpaste itself is taboo, since its cleaning process is ultimately closer to "magic" than anything else.

Ice toothpaste embodies the "philosophy of order" on a cognitive level... It doesn't need to fight against filth, it rules over filth. In the kingdom of ice and snow, filth is inherently chaos and disorder, destined to be rejected and severed.

Every time you brush your teeth, you're fighting against entropy. Every friction is congealing the microscopic world: "Absolute cleanliness equals absolute stillness."

By the way, it's best to drink some warm ginger tea after brushing your teeth. Whatever you do, don't drink cold water. I'm telling you this for your own good.

Lightning Toothpaste

The tingling sensation in your mouth is kept at a level that's more exhilarating than painful.

Without even touching water, it achieves a cleaning effect. The purest, most sublime energy field breaks down plaque, tea stains, coffee stains, and other grime into their most basic molecules or atoms.

Therefore, according to many experts in the toothpaste field, lightning is a deconstructive toothpaste.

Since you just brushed your teeth, we advise against using any electronic devices or drinking water right away... It would be better to wait for your body to finish discharging the electricity. Otherwise, you'll have to deal with the consequences yourself.

There was once a pop singer who used Lightning Toothpaste before going on stage to ensure they could effortlessly sing to electronica music... That's quite a clever little hack.

Light & Shadow Dental Care Package

Beauteeth Dentist: This is the most innovative and experimental way to brush your teeth. We've got two different kinds of toothpaste for you.

Quantum Toothpaste

If you also believe that "replacing" is more thorough than "repairing," then you're definitely better suited for Quantum Toothpaste.

Every time you brush your teeth, you randomly connect to the dental state of a parallel universe. In other words, brushing your teeth isn't an act of "cleaning," but rather, filtering through the possibilities of multiple realities.

Even if your teeth suffer "fatal damage," you can replace them with other "perfectly intact" teeth. Your teeth will gain infinite "resurrections," and any filth becomes meaningless in the face of the parallel universe.

However, you must be extremely careful. If the same tooth encounters itself in the same world, they will trigger a violent rejection reaction, crushing each other until their ultimate destruction... This is one of the costs of using a cheap trick.

Imaginary Toothpaste

A great philosopher from the toothpaste industry once said, "Humanity has barely tapped into 1% of imaginary numbers."

While other toothpastes are still obsessed with the dichotomy of "dirty" and "clean", Imaginary Toothpaste seems to be smoothing out the cognitive space... Both "dirty" and "clean" will completely vanish from the teeth's real universe.

...

Perhaps even the concept of a "narrator" should be invalidated. After all, the true narrator of Imaginary Toothpaste can only be the teeth themselves.

Toothy: When Imaginary Toothpaste declared "Filth does not exist," all related concepts were deleted.

Toothy: Don't try to understand it, friend. Feel it.

Toothy: A non-existent concept solving an existing problem... That's Imaginary Toothpaste for you.

(My teeth are now cleaner than when I was born, and even my breath feels much fresher now. I finally get what brushing teeth is all about!)

Imagenated Dental Cleaning Package

Beauteeth Dentist: Our shop can inject Wishpower into your teeth, turning them into imagenated teeth filled with Wishpower. Would you like to give it a try?

Platinum Radiance Project

Gold has been the universal currency since ancient times, and is the most direct symbol of wealth.

Your wish "to become richer" was injected into your teeth, completing the Imagenated Mystic Code...

Big Gold Tooth!

For those who get rich overnight, they need a quick and flashy way to announce their upgraded financial status!

That's actually just societal prejudice. In fact, gold is very gentle on the gums, rarely causes allergies or structural deviation, doesn't wear down easily or rupture, and has an extremely long lifespan that lasts for decades.

On the downside, if one day you stop trailblazing and find yourself stranded in a strange place and down on luck, you'll be thankful for that gold tooth. At least it's one asset you can count on.

The "Platinum Radiance Project" experience is almost over... Since it's all imagenated anyway, why not go all out? Get a huge gold tooth with "GO! GO! (Trailblazer)!" engraved on it. That'd definitely turn some heads!

"Life Rejuvenation Project"

Life force has long been sought after by all sentient beings since ancient times, and even the long-life species are no exception.

Your wish "to be more full of life" was injected into your teeth, completing the Imagenated Mystic Code...

There's a whole ecosystem growing in your teeth!

For someone who "wanted to be more full of life," having "teeth turn into planets" is an excellent way to make it happen!

Look at your teeth! They've developed tectonic plates, mountains, and oceans, all kinds of life forms... That vibrant ecosystem teeming with life, where everything's flourishing and thriving. It's like a whole world right before my eyes.

...Something's not right here. Your teeth definitely did get some life force, but that life force... wasn't shared with you at all.

The "Life Rejuvenation Project" experience is almost over... Since it's all imagenated anyway, I hope they haven't achieved manned flight during this period.

"Spirit of Beauty Project"

The pursuit of beauty has been a deep psychological drive since ancient times, and "bright eyes and white teeth" has been an undisputed mainstream aesthetic standard.

Your wish "to become more beautiful" was injected into your teeth, completing the Imagenated Mystic Code...

Your teeth have embarked on the Path of Beauty!

This is no mere calcium carbonate aggregate, it's a diamond crystal kissed by Idrila THEMSELF!

Its form is the ultimate fusion of a perfect ellipse and the golden ratio that the Genius Society has pursued their entire lives!

Its glaze is more lustrous than the meticulously selected glazes of the Xianzhou Zhuming's imperial kiln, and more pristine than the Phantasmoon of Planarcadia!

That fleeting smile of yours would be the greatest honor for all living beings... The IPC should get insurance for those teeth, though the cost of the premium would probably be astronomical...

The "Spirit of Beauty Project" experience is almost over... Go on, check yourself out in the mirror and smile smugly while you still can.

(It's like getting a brand new set of teeth! I never knew they could be this perfect! My smile's got so much more confidence now.)

Not this time. Maybe next time.

Beauteeth Dentist: We look forward to your next visit.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Beauteeth Dentist
Chinese (Simplified)	美牙牙科
Chinese (Traditional)	美牙牙科
Japanese	メイヤー歯科
Korean	미아 치과
Spanish	Clínica dental Sonrisas
French	Cabinet dentaire Beldan
Russian	Дантист клиники «Белозубка»
Thai	คลินิกทันตกรรมฟันสวย
Vietnamese	Nha Khoa Beauteeth
German	Zahnarztpraxis „Schönzahn“
Indonesian	Klinik Gigi Beauteeth
Portuguese	Dentista Sorriso Maroto

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