Data Record
Last updated 2025-05-31
Data Record refers to a series of records from Herta Space Station. They can be accessed during the Adventure Missions Sensitive Beings (I), Sensitive Beings (II) and Sensitive Beings (III).
Description
These confidential records detail the virtual network activity of several researchers aboard the Space Station. The virtual data of Mare, Chris and Joanne are of particular note, due to the possible influence of the memetic virus, Crackup Conch.
Transcripts
- Data Record: Mare
- Data Record: Chris
- Data Record: Joanne
- Search Number: ???? Access Level: Authorized by administrator
- Herta Space Station System Time 00:10 Obtained camera access
- Herta Space Station System Time 00:12 Obtained album access
- Herta Space Station System Time 00:15 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: What are the best photo editing softwares?
- Herta Space Station System Time 00:24 Obtained album access
- Herta Space Station System Time 00:27 Visited the webpage Afterglow Dating: meet your soulmate whenever and wherever
- Herta Space Station System Time 01:02 Used the software Twin Flames: A private dating community for space people, welcoming and diverse
- Herta Space Station System Time 02:47 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: sleep aid video
- Herta Space Station System Time 02:50 Visited Video Pie: The Freshest and Fastest Video Service
- Herta Space Station System Time 02:55 Visited Video Pie-The year's Top Sleep Aid Pick: The Most Comfortable Scalp Massage
- Herta Space Station System Time 03:17 Visited Video Pie-Sleep aid scalp massage, premium ASMR
- Herta Space Station System Time 03:23 Visited Video Pie-A small orange cat offers you a special wake-up service in the rainy season
- Herta Space Station System Time 04:25 Visited Video Pie-Immersive cat sleep aid: a large black cat snoring like thunderclap
- Herta Space Station System Time 07:40 Visited Leap Clip-Kitty invasion, get out of the way
- Herta Space Station System Time 10:11 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: black cat
- Herta Space Station System Time 10:15 Obtained document write access Aeons Mythology: The History of Witches and Cats: A Brief Explanation of the Conflict Between the Black Cat Faction and the Tortoiseshell Cat Faction
- Herta Space Station System Time 10:17 Visited Leap Clip-The most comprehensive pronunciation guide available on the Internet: 10 different types of onomatopoeia for showing affection to cats
- Herta Space Station System Time 10:45 Visited Video Pie-Little kitties, meow, meow meow compilation
- Herta Space Station System Time 11:20 Obtained video download access Video Pie-Feline pet summoning, epic onomatopoeia video, 100% effective!
- Herta Space Station System Time 13:19 Obtained webpage write access Feline Aficionados Forum: Cats are the highest beings in the universe
- Herta Space Station System Time: 18:30 Visited the webpage Cosmo Premium: Membership Invitation Shopping Platform
- Herta Space Station System Time 18:31 Visited the webpage Cosmo Premium - starnought price
- Herta Space Station System Time 18:33 Visited the webpage Cosmo Premium - most expensive starnought price
- Herta System Time 18:40 Visited the webpage Cosmo Premium - contact customer service
- Search Number: ???? Access Level: Authorized by administrator
- Herta System Time 09:10 Visited the webpage The official website of Star Weekly: the IPC's best-selling entertainment magazine
- Herta System Time 09:13 Visited the webpage The official website of Star Weekly-Panoramic video interview has been updated! Lip Sync Diva Mina's regret: he is the love of my life
- Herta System Time 09:15 Visited the webpage The official website of Star Weekly-A cosmos-wide scandal: the business tycoon's ten-year affair is exposed!
- Herta System Time 09:51 Visited the webpage Quick Fix: We can help you with not only your homework but also any form of ghostwriting!
- Herta System Time 10:12 Visited the webpage Quick Fix-Ghostwriting a research paper
- —sent a message saying, "I am a student. Can I get a discount?"
- —sent a message saying, "Hello? Anybody there?"
- —sent a message saying, "I am a student. Can I get a 50% discount?"
- Herta System Time 10:14 Visited the webpage Quick Fix-Top up page
- Herta System Time 10:19 Obtained iris access Quick Fix-The order has been made
- Herta System Time 12:22 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: Is Quick Fix a scam?
- Herta System Time 12:23 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: How do I request a refund from Quick Fix?
- Herta Space Station System Time 13:05 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: The cosmos's most knowledgeable and influential graduate community
- Herta Space Station System Time 13:09 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: [Life Board] How to swiftly settle down on a new planet, with a shopping list of inexpensive and useful products
- Herta Space Station System Time 13:15 Visited Flying Dog: IPC's Ecommerce Platform
- Herta Space Station System Time 13:43 Obtained write access The Ivy Schools: Reply: [Life Board] How to swiftly settle down on a new planet, with a shopping list of inexpensive and useful products
- —sent a message saying, "I looked it up on Flying Dog, and it costs 20,000 credits. In what world is that cheap?"
- —sent a message saying, "What do you mean I can't afford it? How many students do you think can pay for this 20,000 credit bed sheet in a month."
- —sent a message saying, "It's ridiculous that any student would spend so much money on bed sheets. Is it proper for you to flaunt your money as a student?"
- Herta Space Station System Time 14:01 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: [Relationship Board] I come from a lower social class than my fiancée and feel totally inadequate. What should I do?
- —sent a message saying, "There's no reason to feel inadequate. You are attending a really good uni. If you work hard in uni, you will be successful in life!"
- —sent a message saying, "Oh, we both go to the same school and study law! Haha!"
- Herta Space Station System Time 14:11 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: [Relationship Board] Is love possible without money in intergalactic marriage?
- —sent a message saying, "Don't believe the online articles that promote materialism. Your girlfriend's spaceship will eventually be yours. You graduated from a prominent university, and your degree is worth more than a few million credits."
- —sent a message replying to Daisy's Rose, "Knowledge is power! You are discriminating against others if you judge them based on their wealth."
- —sent a message replying to Stabbing Maniac, "Oh, I don't think the spaceship is that important. Isn't a month's living expenses of 4000 credits enough for two people? As a student, my monthly living expenses were only 500 credits, and I was perfectly content eating frozen, dried vegetables. You should be satisfied after spending so many years in education. It is extremely shallow to constantly encourage materialism. Please don't let your cynicism taint the OP."
- —sent a message saying, "Just because you can't live on a tight budget doesn't mean others can't. Studying can be a joyful experience, and I can survive on water and compressed biscuits."
- Herta Space Station System Time 14:32 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: [Life Board]Hey [sic], the guy on the relationship board who is arguing for marriage without money, I have something to say to you
- Herta Space Station System Time 14:45 Visited the webpage The Ivy Schools: [Life Board]I found out about the weirdo you're talking about, and even folks on his home planet think he's weird.
- Herta Space Station System Time 15:17 Visited the webpage Cosmic Search Guide: How do I delete my Ivy Schools account?
- Search Number: ???? Access Level: Authorized by administrator
- Herta System Time 19:09 Visited Flying Dog: IPC's Ecommerce Platform
- Herta System Time 19:14 Visited Flying Dog-Handmade Mechanical Section: Trotter Flagship Store for Children's Floating Motorboat
- Herta System Time 19:23 Obtained write access to Flying Dog-Handmade Mechanical Section: Trotter Flagship Store for Children's Floating Motorboat
- —Sent a message saying, "Hello, do you include shipping to the space station?"
- Herta System Time 19:31 Obtained iris access Flying Dog-Payment Completed
- Herta Space Station System Time 19:45 Visited Video Pie: The Freshest and Fastest Video Service
- Herta Space Station System Time 19:47 Visited Video Pie —Recording of this crazy life-coaching workshop. Scumbag company trying to recruit anyone and everyone
- Herta Space Station System Time 19:53 Visited Video Pie — How many of these 10 most awful workplace justifications have you heard?
- Herta Space Station System Time 19:55 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: Why do we need to "loaf on the job"? There are so many benefits to getting enough rest!
- Herta Space Station System Time 20:12 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: The 130 most important loafing strategies for workers. You may now relax at work.
- Herta Space Station System Time 20:13 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: The 130 █ important █ strategies for █. You may now █ at work.
- Herta Space Station System Time 20:15 Visited the webpage █ █ Forum: The 130 █ important ████. ███████
- — Failed to access the terminal.
- — Failed to access the terminal.
- — You can now access the terminal. The parsed page content is incomplete. Detected memetic virus of unknown origin:
- 1. ███the underlying logic████, ██████████top-level design█where█. Final delivery███████, ██████inside██, ██guarantee███closed loop. ██████████████, ██thinking██sedimentation██, ██████methodology...
- 2. ██cycle, ██conversion, ████, ████, ██logic, reuse██, ██mode, quick██, ████, vertical██, leadership, resources██, ██
- 3. ████████████████work hard██days, ██still████, ████blessing██. ██sleep█hours██████████████.
- Herta Space Station System Time 22:30 Visited the webpage ?? Videos: Leadership Course ?? No.?? Lecture No.??
- — Failed to access the terminal.
- — You can now access the terminal. The page content cannot be parsed. Memetic virus of unknown origin detected.
Other Languages
Data Record: Mare
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Data Record: Mare |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 数据记录：梅厄 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 資料紀錄：梅厄 |
| Japanese | データ記録：メイア |
| Korean | 데이터 기록: 마레 |
| Spanish | Registro de datos: Mare |
| French | Historique de données : Mare |
| Russian | Реестр данных: Мэйр |
| Thai | บันทึกข้อมูล: Mare |
| Vietnamese | Bản Ghi Dữ Liệu: Mare |
| German | Datensatz: Mare |
| Indonesian | Data Riwayat: Mare |
| Portuguese | Registro de Dados: Mare |
Data Record: Chris
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Data Record: Chris |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 数据记录：克里斯 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 資料紀錄：克里斯 |
| Japanese | データ記録：クリス |
| Korean | 데이터 기록: 크리스 |
| Spanish | Registro de datos: Chris |
| French | Historique de données : Chris |
| Russian | Реестр данных: Крис |
| Thai | บันทึกข้อมูล: Chris |
| Vietnamese | Bản Ghi Dữ Liệu: Chris |
| German | Datensatz: Chris |
| Indonesian | Data Riwayat: Chris |
| Portuguese | Registro de Dados: Chris |
Data Record: Joanne
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Data Record: Joanne |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 数据记录：乔安 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 資料紀錄：喬安 |
| Japanese | データ記録：ジョアン |
| Korean | 데이터 기록: 조앤 |
| Spanish | Registro de datos: Joanne |
| French | Historique de données : Joanne |
| Russian | Реестр данных: Джоанна |
| Thai | บันทึกข้อมูล: Joanne |
| Vietnamese | Bản Ghi Dữ Liệu: Joanne |
| German | Datensatz: Joanne |
| Indonesian | Data Riwayat: Joanne |
| Portuguese | Registro de Dados: Joanne |
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