Down-Bad Jones
Last updated 2026-03-11
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Down-Bad Jones is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.
Profile
(To be added.)
Location
View map: Duomension City Floor 1
Map Location
Down-Bad Jones
Down-Bad Jones
Dialogue
- Down-Bad Jones: Greetings, citizen. You have violated Article 12, Chapter 5 of the Planarcadia Traffic Law for speeding on the motorway.
- Down-Bad Jones: Given that this is your first offense and a minor case, you have one chance to receive a lighter punishment by completing a questionnaire.
Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!
- (Open Cosmicon Collective interface)
(Listen to what they are saying)
- Speeding Human: Just my luck! I just got my car and wanted to get some fun, and I run into the "Down-Bad Jones"... You promised to let me go if I'd answer the questionnaire.
- Down-Bad Jones: If you answer eight out of ten questions correctly, you will not face administrative detention, only a fine. Please listen to the questions:
- Down-Bad Jones: Why don't most security officers choose to chase down the thugs until they're caught?
- Speeding Human: Stand down! Everyone! Don't move a muscle! Imaginae, you're under arrest for breaking the law!
- Down-Bad Jones: Wrong, no matter how fast you go, I can still catch up. Besides, we have certain law enforcement immunity, and abandoning pursuit is about avoiding risks to public safety.
- Down-Bad Jones: Next one: How should a security officer flexibly handle citizens' requests to go easy on them?
- Speeding Human: Maybe reduce the penalty a bit?
- Down-Bad Jones: Wrong, that would be dereliction of duty, but we'll write the ticket nice and slow.
- Down-Bad Jones: Moving along: A mechatron is traveling at 50 kilometers per system hour in the forward lane. There's a speed limit sign showing 60 kilometers. Is there any violation in this scenario?
- Speeding Human: Uh... nope?
- Down-Bad Jones: Wrong, mechatrons are classified as imagenae and should use the non-motorized lane. You've exhausted your chances. Please wait here for transfer.
- Speeding Human: No way! I don't wanna end up in the slammer!
- Down-Bad Human: Dear citizens passing by, for your and other people's safety, please follow traffic regulations. Have a pleasant day.
(Stop listening)
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Down-Bad Jones |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 道穷司 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 道窮司 |
| Japanese | マモル |
| Korean | 고난사 |
| Spanish | Down Jones |
| French | Lucas Tamachoir |
| Russian | Доу Джонс |
| Thai | ดาวจับโจนส์ |
| Vietnamese | Jones Đeo Đuổi |
| German | Harte-Zeiten-Jones |
| Indonesian | Petugas Nasib Apes |
| Portuguese | Jones Carentão |
Change History
Released in Version 4.0