Heartain

Heartain is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in "World's End" Tavern.

Profile

Heartain is a poet who is trying to improve his poetry and rhymes.

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Voice Lines

(Version 1)

▶ "Don't wait till blooms have all fleed the tree, teacher. Please, teach poetry to me. Memories vanish like clouds and flights. Rhyming a verse is no easy fight."

Dialogue

Heartain: The toilet's splashing water on my shirt, but my thoughts are drier than it!

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

(Open menu)

Can't come up with a verse?

Heartain: Inspiration rises high, only to fall and hide, like a *profanity* drop tower ride.

Even if there's nowhere to vent your complaints...

...You shouldn't swear.

Heartain: Not swearing just makes me more upset. Being a good person's so hard, you get? Talk of civility's all for show, while the toilet keeps on gurgling below.

That rhymes!

Heartain: Amateur poets just wing it, no rhythm or rhyme to bring it... uh...

Heartain: Like talking to a dumb rabbit... Uh...

Heartain: Uh, uh... purr purr meep mit mit!

You ran out of rhymes!?

If you can't find a rhyme, don't try and force one.

Heartain: Truest rhyme is what I play!
Mangle your words and you shall pay!

This poem is so... underwhelming...

Heartain: My heart's still like an empty hall. Neither praise or jibe makes me fall.

Heartain: Haters, sit still and wait your turn, keep your hands off my prize or you'll get burned. Surrender, yo! I'll knock on your heart's door with my poetic flow. My trophy shall be the glory of the golden porcelain throne so watch me shine, my show aglow! Yo!

Whoa, that's straight-up rap right there!

Is this even poetry anymore?

Heartain: If poetry is to endure with persistence, how can it confine itself into obsolescence?

Please, just stay away from me.

Heartain: Tears stream down my ashen face. We'll meet again by fate's grace!

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Heartain
Chinese (Simplified)	恋游山
Chinese (Traditional)	戀遊山
Japanese	恋遊山
Korean	유산객
Spanish	Montamor
French	Fanalpinisme
Russian	Душегор
Thai	Heartain
Vietnamese	Heartain
German	Heartain
Indonesian	Heartain
Portuguese	Amortanha

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Released in Version 4.0

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