@HungryMeowComment

@HungryMeowComment is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.

Profile

@HungryMeowComment is a food reviewer who specializes in finding niche and hidden restaurants.

Location

Voice Lines

(Version 1)

▶ "No way I'm checking in some trendy shop. How tacky."

(Version 2)

▶ "Ugh, there are more and more trendy shops popping up these days."

Dialogue

@HungryMeowComment: Hey! You're in the same business, aren't you? Which agency are you working for? This street should be Superstar Entertainment's turf, right? You should know a thing or two about respecting territories.

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

(Open menu)

What's got into you? Why so hostile?

@HungryMeowComment: Ah... you're "Baseball Raccoon"! Sorry, I've been getting my territory snatched up these past few days, so I'm a bit on edge. You look so stylish, I thought you were another rival...

@HungryMeowComment: *sigh* You look confused. Let me explain it to you. As you probably know, the imagenae mainly survive on Wishpower. And the easiest way to get Wishpower? Well, that's probably becoming a streamer.

@HungryMeowComment: And among all the types, I chose to be a "Food Review Streamer". This is mainly because I have an extraordinary taste in food. I've been eating only gourmet cuisine since I was ten, and I absolutely refuse to touch those mundane dishes you find everywhere!

@HungryMeowComment: But there were too many food review streamers, and they got their own special tricks up their sleeve.

@HungryMeowComment: Some are loaded with cash, dining on fancy cuisine every meal; some are travel foodies, feasting on Khan's BBQ in the Aigaian Khanate today and street wraps in the Klimt Republic tomorrow. Then there are the culinary connoisseurs who can break down every restaurant's cooking techniques.

@HungryMeowComment: And me... I'm just a broke foodie who happens to be good at eating. I'm an imagenae, so I cannot travel everywhere. I can't even cook, but who says you need to know how to cook to be a food streamer? Do you need to know how to warp jump yourself to share your views on a starnought?

@HungryMeowComment: So in the end, I chose this path — becoming a "Niche Food Review Streamer"!

@HungryMeowComment: I search every nook and cranny for those hidden gem restaurants, bringing them into the spotlight so they can become well-known establishments and get the customer traffic they deserve.

@HungryMeowComment: But that creates another issue. For a streamer like me who specializes in hidden foodie gems, these little-known spots are essentially a "consumable resource." The moment a top streamer like me reviews a place, it blows up and becomes the next big internet sensation.

@HungryMeowComment: And once a place goes viral, my edge is gone. The so-called "professionals" I mentioned will flock to it like vultures to a carcass, elbowing me out completely.

@HungryMeowComment: I have to hunt down a few undiscovered eateries every week so I can make a living, but it's not like Planarcadia is going to magically spawn a fresh batch of obscure shops for me every seven days!

@HungryMeowComment: I read that before we entered this "post-energy scarcity era," the ancients called fossil fuels "non-renewable resources." Because they take hundreds of millions of years to come back. That's exactly what these little-known restaurants are to me: a non-renewable resource.

@HungryMeowComment: On top of that, while my particular corner of the streaming world isn't exactly crowded, there's still a fair number of competition out there. That's why I was so aggressive when I mistook you for one of them. Sorry about that...

@HungryMeowComment: *sigh* But it all feels so pointless, you know? We streamers are at each other's throats like territorial strays just to scrape by, ready to brawl five seconds after meeting. It even got violent last month and someone actually got hurt. It's like we're a bunch of thugs... So what's the point of it all?

@HungryMeowComment: Let's chat later, "Baseball Raccoon." I gotta get back to my scouting. This niche eatery business is a race against time. If someone else gets the scoop before me, today's a total bust.

Get away from me. I'm scared of mad dogs.

@HungryMeowComment: Hmph, you'd better be scared! Don't even think about scouting for spots on another streamer's turf!

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	@HungryMeowComment
Chinese (Simplified)	@饿了喵点评
Chinese (Traditional)	@餓了喵點評
Japanese	@ぺこぺこログ
Korean	@배고픈민족리뷰
Spanish	@Reseña del Miau Hambriento
French	@GLaDalleMiaou
Russian	@КомментГолодногоМяу
Thai	@รีวิวหิวแล้วเหมียว
Vietnamese	@MèoĐóiBìnhLuận
German	@HungrigerMiauKommentar
Indonesian	@ReviewLaparMaksimal
Portuguese	@ComentáriodoEsfoMiaudo

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Released in Version 4.0

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