Infinite Improbability

Congratulations, your Elation ##*&&*&*#@ has triggered a rejection reaction within the spacetime structure. Infinite Improbability phenomena are about to occur. Please be ready to *&*&&&&## welcome it! Applaud! Spin around three times and jump!
A monkey monkey monkey is playing the Sixth Waltz of The Laughter on the back of a metal elephant, but it instantly transforms into a rain of screaming candy. The candy hits the ground and begins to burn. A circus emerges from the flames, only to be flattened by the toothbrush of a giant.
The mirror reflects eyes from the following night, then a tide of kaleidoscopic colors comes flooding out. A massive ship carries a parade of frenzied animals, and all things gain life within this moment. The deck opens its eyes to speak:
"Infinite Improbability phenomena have temporarily concluded. We hope you had fun."