Issik

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Issik is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.

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(First interaction)

Issik: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to youuuu! Happy birthday to you!

Issik: May your future be bright as silk, your luck be through the roof, and your path be lit with glory. May your fortune bloom and joy be endless, with gold pouring in day after day. May the winds be at your back and every wish come true. Let good luck walk beside you always, and pray bad luck never finds your door.

What are you doing?

Issik: Isn't it obvious? I'm sending some Wishpower to my buddy who's trapped in the locker by speaking words of good fortune.

Sound from the Locker: How is that obvious? You'd better explain it properly!

Thank you, thank you. Same to you!

Issik: I'm sending Wishpower to my buddy in the locker by speaking words of blessing! Don't steal the words of luck!

Sound from the Locker: Who's gonna steal your words of luck? And since when did "steal" and "words of luck" belong in the same sentence?

Issik: Lova, my dear buddy! May your fortune flow endlessly like the waves of the Pacific Ocean! And may you live as long as the immortal pines of Mount Olympus!

Lova: What kind of alternate universe did that blessing come from? "The Pacific Ocean"? What "Pacific Ocean"? Did you just cry yourself a new ocean or something?

Lova: I'm begging you, try harder to remember the locker code! Stop giving me that "good luck" nonsense!

You guys have Mount Olympus here?

Lova: That's not the point! The point is to stop talking about channeling Wishpower with words of fortune. Just get me out of here already!

Can you really transmit Wishpower using lucky words?

Lova: It's theoretically possible, but whether imagenae can survive on that... I've no wish to be the test subject for this experiment!

Issik: *Sigh* I've given up on opening this door. I just hope saying a few words of blessing can make my buddy's time in the locker a bit more bearable.

Lova: Have some faith, will you! I'm the one locked up in here! Don't you give up on me!

Issik: If you have some time, you can come hang out and chat with me and my buddy. It's no fun for him to live alone in that locker.

Lova: You can't really call this "living," can you?

(Subsequent interactions)

Issik: This password's gotta be the one! Ah... no, that's not it either... Hold on buddy, let me sing you a birthday song to boost my Wishpower! Happy birthday to you! Happy birth— Huh? (Trailblazer), are you here to chat with us?

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

(Opens Cosmicon Collective menu)

Alright, we can chat for a bit.

Issik: Great! See, buddy, you can still make new friends even when trapped in a locker. Which proves one thing: this locker isn't soundproof.

Lova: ...Was that something that needed to be proven?

So what exactly happened here?

Issik: *Sigh*... Well, this was supposed to be a prank, and the plan was to have my buddy hide in the locker, then trick our other friends into opening it so he could jump out and give them a good scare.

Lova: This has got to be the worst mistake I've made in my life.

Issik: Who would've thought that I'd forget the password and leave my buddy locked in there?

Issik: I did the math, the locker has an 8-digit code. If I spend 8 hours a day trying combinations non-stop and testing one code every 5 seconds, I'll crack it in about 50 years!

Lova: Are you sure your math is right? I'm not gonna be locked in a locker for 50 years! What do you think I am, some sealed mythical beast?

Issik: But there's good news! I heard that the staff at Perdido Station are super lazy. They can't even be bothered to clean out the lockers regularly.

Lova: And what's so good about that, may I ask?

Issik: The good thing is, I can try out the passwords at my own pace without worrying about them interrupting me. One of these days, I'll definitely crack the code!

Lova: ...Why don't you just leave me here to fend for myself.

Can you really replenish Wishpower with words of fortune?

Issik: The essence of "Wishpower" is "wishes" after all! So "good wishes" must be a form of Wishpower too. That's why auspicious phrases, birthday songs, and blessings are naturally filled with Wishpower.

Issik: As long as I sing happy birthday and speak auspicious words to the locker every day, my buddy here will receive enough Wishpower to keep from disintegrating into a wispae.

Issik: Let me show you what I mean! Lova! May your fortune flow like the Nile River! And may your life be as eternal as the ancient pines of Mount Kilimanjaro!

Lova: Hey buddy, I'm begging you, could you please stop casually dropping the names of otherworldly places into your well-wishes? It's seriously creepy how you do it like it's nothing, as if you're some kind of impostor...

Is there any other way to open the door?

Issik: There's no other way! I wanted to ask the station staff to help open the door, but crawling into the storage locker is against station regulations. They'd fine us! My buddy isn't exactly rolling in cash, so I can't let him take that hit.

Lova: Can you not worry about my money at a time like this?

Issik: Hey, you can't talk like that. Even if no one else cares about you, I do. If there is no one out there who will give you words of blessing, I will.

Lova: ...Don't worry about me. Why don't you find a tool to pry this locker open instead?

Issik: You can't do that. Vandalism is morally wrong. Being locked in a locker only traps your body in darkness, but violating the moral code in your heart? That darkens your very soul!

Lova: Cut the inspirational talk, this is not the time!

Issik: Consuming only birthday songs and well-wishes can lead to malnutrition, I'm just giving you a change of flavor, aren't I?

Lova: Listen up, buddy. I'm being dead serious here, but the moment I get out, you're toast.

Issik: (Trailblazer), you just witnessed the epic moment where my buddy and I swore an oath of life and death! Pretty dramatic, huh?

Lova: ...What a mess.

Let's wrap up here, I've got stuff to do.

Issik: Alright, see you next time~ Drop by for a chat when you're free! Don't forget to write to us! Just address your letters to this locker!

Lova: That address doesn't exist! Don't make the mailman's job harder!

Let's wrap up here, I've got stuff to do.

Issik: Alright, see you next time~ Drop by for a chat when you're free! Don't forget to write to us! Just address your letters to this locker!

Lova: That address doesn't exist! Don't make the mailman's job harder!

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Issik
Chinese (Simplified)	伊希克
Chinese (Traditional)	伊希克
Japanese	イシック
Korean	이시크
Spanish	Issik
French	Issik
Russian	Айзек
Thai	Issik
Vietnamese	Isaac
German	Issik
Indonesian	Issik
Portuguese	Issik

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