Knights of Arcadia

Do you remember this day all those years ago? Back then, the arcadia wasn't nearly as absurd as it is today. A group of kids bought masks from a shop in the amusement park, and The Laughter, more than happy to stir the pot, made all five children masters of the same mask. But what miracles could children possibly create? It was nothing more than a clumsy game of make-believe.
They raised their wooden swords and set sail on a grand ship toward the legendary Jelly Island. Their loyal guard was a kind-hearted orch, and their weathered captain was an elderly ploo. They encountered the brave Bullet Wyrm and defeated the witch, played by none other than the head of the Department of Aberration Defense herself. And so, the five were knighted as the great Knights of Arcadia, and this performance, joined by a million people, came to an end.
See? This sword at my waist was a gift from that day.