Mech Matchmaker

Mech Matchmaker is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.

Profile

Mech Matchmaker is an influencer who tests mechatron bodies in order to find their issues and share them with other mechatrons.

Location

Voice Lines

(Version 1)

▶ "Ah, my head is so itchy. Feels like I'm starting to rust."

(Version 2)

▶ "You're here. I'm starting to get used to this body."

Dialogue

(First interaction)

Mech Matchmaker: Overall impression: Top-notch! No peeling stickers, latest batch materials, and absolutely no signs of oxidation or yellowing on the surface.

Mech Matchmaker: User Experience: Total letdown! The leg armor's gone missing, and joint mobility is terrible. Worst part is the uneven wear between left and right legs. Seriously, some of you mechatron folks really need to work on your walking habits.

Mech Matchmaker: Finally, let's check out this pixel wave disruptor's quality with a test shot. ALERT: Human presence detected nearby, test aborted! Whoops... Sorry (bro/sis), almost blasted you into a mosaicked remains.

What are you doing?

Mech Matchmaker: Haha, as you can see, I'm a mechatron gear review influencer.

Don't worry, I can handle this.

Mech Matchmaker: Haha, using humans as target practice for testing imagenae weaponry would definitely go viral online. But I'm a review influencer with professional ethics. So I don't do stuff that crosses the line.

Mech Matchmaker: (Bro/Sis), you must've seen mechatron heads falling from the sky, right? For us mechatrons, the head is our core unit, and the torso is just the ride.

Mech Matchmaker: Most of us regular mechatrons use shared mechs as our torsos in daily life. You know, those mechatron warehouses you see around.

Mech Matchmaker: Of course, since it's all about sharing, different torsos come with their own ups and downs. Wouldn't it be awful if you happened to pick one with hidden problems? But don't worry, I've got you covered. "The Mech Matchmaker: Your Go-To Guide for Finding the Perfect Build!"

Mech Matchmaker: I'll summarize my experience piloting different mechs and share it on OrchTok for my fellow mechatron buddies' reference. Oh, by the way, how's your current mech treating you?

Feels pretty normal so far.

Mech Matchmaker: Haha, that's great! But hey, why not plan ahead and hit that follow button?

This one of mine is a top pick.

Mech Matchmaker: Hmm, looks like you do know something about mech identification. How about hitting that follow button? I promise you won't regret it!

Do I look like a mechatron to you?

Mech Matchmaker: Haha, I misunderstood, my apologies. I heard people saying "Baseball Raccoon can be quite robotic sometimes," and I actually thought "robotic" was referring to a human-mechatron!

Mech Matchmaker: I'll provide you with the most comprehensive one-stop guide for shared mech selection in Duomension City. "The Mech Matchmaker: Your Go-To Guide for Finding the Perfect Build!"

(Continue to dialogue options below)

(Subsequent interactions)

Mech Matchmaker: All tests on this mech unit are complete. Verdict: A Solid Meh! Time to move on to the next one.

Mech Matchmaker: Oh, it's you. Got questions about switching mechs? Well, you've come to the right person! "The Mech Matchmaker: Your Go-To Guide for Finding the Perfect Build!"

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

(Open menu)

Just want to have a chat.

Mech Matchmaker: Sure thing. Perfect chance to test out my speaker system too.

What got you into this field?

Mech Matchmaker: The company I was renting a shared mech from totally flopped and ran away with my deposit! Verdict: Unscrupulous Scumbag!

Mech Matchmaker: Furious, I made a post ranting about it on OrchTok. To my surprise, it went viral!

Mech Matchmaker: Outraged mechatron brothers, sympathetic imagenaes, humans just here for the drama... the views skyrocketed instantly! Thousands upon thousands of comments poured in from all corners of Planarcadia, while notification chimes rang throughout the entire night!

Everyone can be famous for fifteen minutes!

Mech Matchmaker: What a rush... darling, this is Ahatopia!

Why not switch to Do Not Disturb mode?

Mech Matchmaker: Why should I? I was basking in the spotlight!

Mech Matchmaker: The Wishpower I gained from this far exceeded the deposit I lost, even more than what I'd save up from half a year of honest work. If I didn't seize such a golden opportunity, wouldn't I be just as dumb as those ploo fellows?

Mech Matchmaker: Uh, no offense to my ploo followers, of course.

Mech Matchmaker: Anyway, I took that chance to start my channel and kept reviewing mechatron units since then. Though the hype isn't what it used to be, the income's still pretty decent.

How can you tell if a mech is good or bad?

Mech Matchmaker: (Bro/Sis), you hit the nail on the head. Verdict: Mechatron Expert!

Well, I've had my share of fights with some big robot.

Mr. Yang's influence really rubbed off on me.

Mech Matchmaker: See, when evaluating a mech's quality, besides the usual stuff like appearance and functionality, the most crucial thing is identifying its "production batch."

Mech Matchmaker: Early batches had refined molds, clean paint, and tight panel fitting. To cut costs, the IPC later used cheap materials and got increasingly sloppy with their production quality.

Mech Matchmaker: Heh-heh... Being able to accurately identify batches through production numbers is exactly what keeps me riding high while all the lousy copycats eat my dust. Verdict: Exclusive Formula!

Why use shared mechs anyway?

Mech Matchmaker: Compared to piloting a mech all the way to your destination, "head-only delivery" consumes way less Wishpower. Naturally, business sharks spotted this opportunity and started offering "shared mech" rental services.

Mech Matchmaker: Take cargo hauling, for example. Once the job's done, instead of dragging your heavy metallic torso home, you just need to fly your head back. And et voilà! A fresh body's waiting! That feeling of freedom is as sweet as the first wisp of Wishpower born from your morning dreams!

Mech Matchmaker: And all we need to pay is just some deposit and rent. Thanks to them, I became a review influencer and don't have to do manual labor anymore.

Mech Matchmaker: To be honest, I'm getting tired of this life: Switching bodies every day, taking a few steps, writing reviews, and having to switch again before I even get used to the current one...

Mech Matchmaker: There are indeed many mechatrons who are willing to splurge their Wishpower on shelves of Pearluxe Tower's parts, just to build a mech they can call their own and cherish it like humans do.

Mech Matchmaker: But if I end up like them... wouldn't I lose my job as a mechatron review influencer?

Time to rebrand yourself as a lifestyle influencer.

There's nothing wrong with living a normal life.

Mech Matchmaker: *sigh*... Once you've experienced that feeling of being watched by ten thousand pairs of eyes, you can never forget it.

That's it for now.

Mech Matchmaker: No problem, (mister/miss)! When you get the chance, don't forget to like, follow, and favorite my review: "The Mech Matchmaker: Your Go-To Guide for Finding the Perfect Build!"

I'll leave you to your work.

Mech Matchmaker: No problem, (mister/miss)! When you get the chance, don't forget to like, follow, and favorite my review: "The Mech Matchmaker: Your Go-To Guide for Finding the Perfect Build!"

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Mech Matchmaker
Chinese (Simplified)	接头霸王
Chinese (Traditional)	接頭霸王
Japanese	メカファイター
Korean	접합의 달인
Spanish	Mecha de las conexiones
French	Entremetteur de mechas
Russian	Мехастык
Thai	ราชานักเชื่อมหัว
Vietnamese	Vua Nối Đầu
German	Mech-Matchmaker
Indonesian	Mak Comblang Mech
Portuguese	Casamenteiro de Robô

Change History

Released in Version 4.0

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