Mustard Shrimp Can't Draw

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Lookout Cloud Station.

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Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw is a fan of the Ghost-Hunting Squad who attends the Star Rail FEST.

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Dialogue

(First interaction)

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: (Wow, is that (Trailblazer)!? I'm so lucky to have run into my idol right after I got here.)

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Um... (Trailblazer), may I have a chat with you?

(Trailblazer): Oh, you're a fan of mine too? Of course! What would you like to talk about?

Will we get to see a new episode from the ghost-hunting squad?

(Trailblazer): It's just that I'm too busy. If I get the chance, I'd still love to do more shows. Don't worry, the four of us... well, five of us, we're super tight. We're constantly chatting in the group.

(Trailblazer): Wait, you're actually a fan of the ghost-hunting squad...? I thought everyone here was only into The Fluffy.

There's a rumor going around that Mr. Tail is a fictional character.

(Trailblazer): Huh? Where'd that rumor even come from? Why would we make up something like that?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Haha, I didn't believe it either. I just wanted to confirm it was just a rumor with the person involved. As for why, I'll fill you in on the details in a bit.

How come Guinaifen's brother never shows up on screen?

(Trailblazer): You're asking about Langshile, huh? He's an ex-pirate, and he has a lot of criminal records. Totally bad news. If he showed up on a livestream, we'd get shadowbanned.

Thanks, let's catch up another time.

(Trailblazer): Yeah, bye-bye, let's chat again next time... Wait, no, no, no. Why do I feel like I've turned into a regular NPC?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Regular NPC? What do you mean?

(Trailblazer): How do I put this... Usually, I'm the one bombarding people with a bunch of random topics, so how come today someone's coming at me with a ton of stuff to chat about?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Hey, come on! I just got a little excited because I ran into a streamer I really like. Don't be mad!

(Trailblazer): It's fine, I'm not mad. Just feels like the whole situation turned upside down here. Hang on, let me see if I can adjust this.

(Trailblazer): Get it back!

(Scene perspective changes)

(Trailblazer): Phew... Much better! Now, where were we?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Well, as long as you're happy... Now, where were we?

(Subsequent interactions)

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: We meet again, (Trailblazer). What's on your mind?

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

(Opens Cosmicon Collective interface)

I'd like to chat with you.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Sure thing! I'm a huge fan of yours. I'd be thrilled to chat with you more!

You a fan of the ghost-hunting squad?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Haha, I know it's a bit niche for this exhibition, but I'm a huge fan of the ghost-hunting squad! Those days when I used to follow their adventures, those really were some happy times.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Ah, what a shame. You're hardly ever on the Luofu, and the other members are all swamped with work... Getting you all back together again? That's looking like a distant dream at this point.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: But honestly, that's a good thing. When you're a fan of a group that's already disbanded, you never have to worry about them having a scandal.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Ugh... I guess I'm just trying to make myself feel better, haha.

What's the deal with that rumor you mentioned earlier?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Hahaha, just those run-of-the-mill conspiracy theorists, really.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: I can't shake the feeling that these guys are basically puzzle junkies, always chasing shadows and trying to crack mysteries that don't even exist.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: They have this theory that Mr. Tail is all CGI, a made-up character to spice up the crew's image.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: The most compelling evidence? Mr. Tail's voice sounds exactly like Owlbert, the IPC's host.^{[Note 1]}

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: So they jumped to the conclusion that you guys hired Owlbert to voice this virtual character. But how do they explain both of them being at the Wardance together?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Just take it as a joke and forget about it. Besides, there's no convincing these people anyway.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: No matter how much ironclad evidence you pile up, these conspiracy theorists just hit you with a "It's all fake!" and leave you speechless. Haha, just let them stay in their little echo chambers where everything makes perfect sense to them!

Who's your favorite in the ghost-hunting squad?

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: You're my ultimate bias! I joined the The Fluffy fandom just for you. The rest of the crew are all tied for second place~

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: As for shipping, you and Mr. Tail are my OTP only, hehe.

Wait, me and who?

Forget the exhibit. Go see a doctor.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Pretty please? Let me have this as my little secret. I promise to keep it on the down-low!~

That's enough chit-chat for now.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Okay, let's catch up another time~

That's enough chit-chat for now.

Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw: Okay, let's catch up another time~

Notes

↑ Tail and Owlbert share the same Chinese voice actor, Liu Beichen (刘北辰).

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Mustard_Shrimp_Can't_Draw
Chinese (Simplified)	芥末虾\|不会画画
Chinese (Traditional)	芥末蝦\|不會畫畫
Japanese	海老わさび\|お絵描き修行中
Korean	고추냉이새우\|그림 못 그림
Spanish	Gamba_con_mostaza_dibujo_fatal
French	Crevette_à_la_moutarde
Russian	Креветка с горчицей не умеет рисовать
Thai	กุ้งมัสตาร์ด \| วาดรูปไม่เป็น
Vietnamese	Tôm Mù Tạc_Không_Biết_Vẽ
German	Senf_Shrimp_Kann_Nicht_Zeichnen
Indonesian	Udang Mustar \| Tidak Bisa Menggambar
Portuguese	Camarão_Mostarda_Não_Sabe_Desenhar

Change History

Released in Version 4.1

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[1] Tail and Owlbert share the same Chinese voice actor, Liu Beichen (刘北辰).

[Note 1]