Reverse Adventurer

Accident after accident. As things go south once more, you begin to curse your destiny. You've braved Epsilon's most perilous space, your crippled ship narrowly missing a void song whale, only to be seized by interstellar pirates. They were then promptly wiped out by Rangers. You escaped with your life and bid them farewell, only to realize you were heading in the exact opposite direction of your destination.
Destiny is mocking you. You head east, only to find yourself in the west. You seek to climb the highest peak, only to drift through a sea of memoria. Your goals remain forever out of reach, yet they always lead to another unforeseen adventure. Oh, Aha... you gaze at the Phantasmoon, hoping the God of Chaos will liberate you from this chaotic life.
But you know all too well: this will only lead to another unforgettable experience, fated to end in disappointment.