The Antimemetics Division Does Not Exist
Last updated 2026-07-03
The Antimemetics Division Does Not Exist is an Achievement in the category The Memories We Share.
To unlock this achievement, the player must investigate the computer in the Seafeld TV Tower's storage room.
Location
View map: Seafeld TV Tower Floor 2
Map Location
The Antimemetics Division Does Not Exist
The Antimemetics Division Does Not Exist
Trivia
- This achievement is a reference to the 2025 science fiction and horror novel There Is No Antimemetics Division written by Sam Hughes under the pen name qntm.
Dialogue
Powered-on Computer- This computer is already on, but it's stuck on the startup screen. Someone already typed in a long, complicated password.
Click "OK."
- Once you're in the operation interface, an office document pops up on its own. It's filled with text and seems to follow a particular template...
- "If you're reading this, it means you've come to the warehouse to slack off too. Bad news: You're being watched."
- "There's an aberration wandering in the TV tower that specifically hunts employees who slack off. No one can see it but us. You're on your own now."
- "The aberration is anti-memetic. If it catches you, you'll lose the will to slack off and turn into a model employee who only wants to work hard. You definitely don't want that."
- "Unfortunately, the Department of Aberration Defense won't touch this case, and since we don't know how to eliminate it, we're just trying anything we can think of."
- "I intend to try attacking it with a tape of 'Please Be Happy.' If you still run into that thing, it means I've failed. Please record your own attempts below."
- The rest of the document lists a bizarre range of attempts, from physical attacks and reckless head-butts, to challenging it to a duel with a game console. The latest entry simply says: "I swear I'll be a model employee."
- The cursor blinks expectantly. It's your turn to leave a solution of your own.
- Leave your solution.
- You haven't actually seen this supposed aberration. But just in case, you decide to type something anyway.
- Resign.
- Since you don't even work at the TV station, this might be the easiest way to escape. Unless it's already been dealt with.
- Pretend to be an aberration.
- They say two of a kind make for bad neighbors, so this might just piss the aberration off. Then again, you haven't even seen the thing, maybe it's already been dealt with.
- Mash the keyboard.
- You start mashing the keys like a maniac. This might actually be the right move. The aberration will be too confused to tell if you're overzealous or just slacking off. Then again, since you haven't seen the thing, maybe it's already been dealt with.
Turn off the computer and ignore it.
- You decide not to waste your time. Since you never saw any aberration, this document might just be a rank. Either that, or it's already been dealt with.
- Leave.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | The Antimemetics Division Does Not Exist |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 逆模因部不存在 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 逆迷因部不存在 |
| Japanese | 反ミーム部門なんて無い |
| Korean | 항밈부는 존재하지 않습니다 |
| Spanish | El Departamento Antimemético no existe |
| French | La Division Antimémétique n'existe pas |
| Russian | Антимеметического отдела не существует |
| Thai | แผนกต้านร่างจิตไม่มีจริง |
| Vietnamese | Bộ Phận Anti-Meme Không Tồn Tại |
| German | Die Antimem-Abteilung existiert nicht. |
| Indonesian | Departemen Antimeme Tidak Ada |
| Portuguese | A Divisão Antimemética Não Existe |
Change History
Released in Version 4.2
