The Curlcademy Guidelines

The Curlcademy Guidelines is a readable found aboard Herta Space Station.

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Herta Curlcademy

Modern science progresses at a rapid pace, while humanity's self-determination approaches at a snail's pace. We have a duty as researchers to help others identify our department more easily, and so we have shed part of our personal flair: Our outfits. We should strengthen our personalities in different ways, rather than cliché clothes. We believe that our heads evolved to grow out of the tops of our torsos not simply because they contain the brain. They must play a vital role — that of Identification. Therefore, grooming your own personal hairstyle is a key step in mastering your identity. This is the only way to bring a whiff of humanity beneath the stench of science aboard the space station.

Sculpt daily, condition weekly, and strengthen monthly.

Mainly aimed at the researchers and staff aboard the Herta space station [sic]: to nurture everyone's unique vibe, to rapidly respond to crises, to master meticulous perming technique, and to deliver a steady stream of fashionable hairstyles for the whole universe.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	The Curlcademy Guidelines
Chinese (Simplified)	爆炸头协会纲领
Chinese (Traditional)	爆炸頭協會綱領
Japanese	アフロ協会綱領
Korean	폭탄 머리 협회 강령
Spanish	Directrices de la Asociación de Amigos de la Permanente
French	Guide de l'Association de la coupe disco
Russian	Руководство Ассоциации пышных причёсок
Thai	หลักการของสมาคมคนหัวฟู
Vietnamese	Cương Lĩnh Hiệp Hội Đầu Xù
German	Die Richtlinien der Dauerwelle-Vereinigung
Indonesian	Pedoman Asosiasi Gaya Rambut Kribo
Portuguese	Regras da Associação do Cabelo Crespo

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