Truly Fortunate Chess

Let's play a round of Yumanji, the game of the brave, where disputes and judgments of Fools can all be decided by its roll. Pull the board from your Wondrous Pocket, stake each other's masks, let the dice fall, and leave the stories and narrative rights to Aha.
Advance 3 spaces, alcohol undergoes fusion reaction within the glass. Advance 6 spaces, poetry spills across the floor and trips pedestrians. Move back 1 space, worms burrow out of phone booths. Advance 4 spaces, rain from the sky turns into octopuses. The story spreads and corrupts, making reality distorted and matter unstable. Don't die, don't be afraid, for the bigger the chaos, the better the fun.
Oh, and don't stop this sacred game midway. Aha's punishments are far more random than the rewards.