Useful Scholar

Everyone calls me the Useless Scholar. Well, look who's actually useful today.
This is my anti-addiction combat phone case. Gotta beat it in hand-to-hand combat just to unlock my phone. Might've cranked the difficulty a bit too high, though... Maybe I should just call it the Humanoid Self-Propelled Tank? No worries, I've got another phone! This one syncs with my brain and fires off these ridiculously flashy light waves to broadcast my mental state in real time. Look at them all, crowding around my exhibit. Beats rotting away in the Intelligentsia Guild any day.
What? The Phantasmoon Games is over? Eh, I just stumbled upon this thing anyway. Come on, keep the compliments coming, don't stop now!