Wheel of Career Transition

Good morning, citizens of the Marty Alliance. By Aha's grace, another orbit's come and gone. Your fresh carbon-based body is ready to go, and your profession will be randomly selected from the available pool. Care to guess what you'll be this time? Fleet Commander? Plumber? Or maybe the ever-popular Alliance President?
The knowledge and skill sets tied to your new profession will be injected directly into your body along with your new identity. First-time participants, please prepare yourselves mentally for a completely new identity, life, and social circle. If you do happen to draw interstellar dinosaur, don't sweat it. Your consciousness will re-enter the profession rotation process after you're hunted down. Time's up, let me see what I'm gonna be... Huh? What do you mean "Supreme Holy Swordmaster of Radical Awesomeness"?