Black-Hearted Cat and Hot-Blooded Hamster
Last updated 2025-12-17
Black-Hearted Cat and Hot-Blooded Hamster is a Trust Commission for Dialyn in Random Play.
Steps
- Read Dialyn's DM
- Watch the videotape with Dialyn
Dialogue
Ding! You have a Priority-1 message waiting ~(*￣▽￣)ブ, reply with 1 to confirm
REPLY1
What's up?
Had to work overtime dealing with this super persistent scammer, and my head's still buzzing.
I really need to get rid of all that boring noise... Word is you've got all kinds of videotapes at your shop. I wanna come check them out~
REPLYWhich one do you wanna watch?
Anything in particular you have in mind?
How about the Bank of Eternity? I heard it's full of fluffy little critters, perfect for lifting your spirits~
REPLYMaybe not quite what I imagined
But you can come watch it right now~
Coming, coming~
- (Idle)
- Dialyn: Today it's your turn to serve me.
- (Talk to Dialyn)
- Dialyn: I'm here, Proxy.
- Dialyn: You must've gone through hell and back to find that videotape, huh?
- Dialyn: I'm usually the one serving others, so getting service from you feels quite special.
Happy to be of service.- Hope you have a great time.
- Dialyn: Quick, turn on the TV!
The following is recorded in the Partner Archive
"Bank of Eternity"Story Description: You finish watching "Bank of Eternity" with Dialyn. It is an interesting dark comedy, though Dialyn is rather unhappy about the ending...
- Dialyn: Today's special— Take a guess what it is.
- A searing, peppery aroma bursts into your nostrils like an explosion of chili powder...
In its fiery wake drifts a gentle, comforting sweetness of corn. - Loaded with extra chili peppers...
- Popcorn?
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): Is that... popcorn loaded with extra chili peppers?
- Dialyn: Ta-da! "Lava Popcorn," guaranteed to knock your soul out of your body.
- Dialyn: The popcorn comes with a bonus commentary service. Quite a deal, right? Wanna give it a try?
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): Uh... Dialyn, this smells a bit too... Let's watch the movie first!
- Dialyn: Have some chili peppers~ They'll make your hair fluffier. If you need a boost later, just ask me... Huh, has it already started?
- Dialyn: Tsk, guess you'll have to give it a try later~
- "Bank of Eternity" is a dark comedy.
In the neon-lit cyber city of Rustbelt, stray animals who die unexpectedly are forced into slavery at the Bank of Eternity to repay their resurrection debt. They toil to earn credits, but the amount needed to buy back their freedom always falls just short... - Dialyn curls up into a tiny little ball, her expression neutral as she watches the screen, occasionally commenting on the plot.
- Dialyn: That hamster in the corner, using its wheel to generate sparks to charge the detonator, looks even more intense than my supervisor when handling my complaint tickets.
- Dialyn: And that scheming black cat, when it's nervous, acts just like some dummies trying to fuss and argue for money.
- Dialyn: ...Tell me, if we fed these troublemakers' brains into a paper shredder, do you think the scraps could even spell out half a sentence? Heh!
- Dialyn, your tongue is as venomous as ever...
- Dialyn, your words are just as sharp as ever...
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): *cough* Dialyn, your commentary while watching the (filmfilm /
videotapevideotape) is so... sharp... - Dialyn: This is the pent-up resentment hardworking folks build up day after day.
- Dialyn: From how it's already going, I bet the plot is about the stray animals rising up to take over the bank...
- Dialyn: Then they'll throw the mastermind into the rowdiest data graveyard, until his brain turns into nothing but sizzling junk~!
- Dialyn: Mm~ just like that, perfect. So, if I'm right, how about you try a piece of Lava Popcorn?
- What if your guess is wrong, Dialyn?
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): I see... So, what if your guess is wrong, Dialyn?
- Dialyn: Then I'll honor the bet. You can have me do a small favor, but only for today. How about that?
- It's a deal.
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): Okay, it's a deal then.
- The movie continues. The furry rebellion gradually takes shape, planning to rob the bank and destroy the servitude contracts. Along the way, they accidentally drag the amnesiac, scheming black cat bank manager into their gatherings, leading to a series of hilarious and absurd events.
- In the end, the reformed black cat fails to negotiate with the mastermind of the Bank of Eternity and sacrifices itself to blow up the bank. Luckily, thanks to a previous good deed, it survives and, together with the small animals, opens a new "Canned Goods Agency" atop the bank's ruins...
- When the movie's signature parody-style ending theme plays, the warm and touching atmosphere is slightly tempered.
- Dialyn: Ah... It's over. And of course, it ends with a boringly perfect happy ending...
- Despite her words, the faint smile tugging at Dialyn's lips betrays her true thoughts.
- A bet's a bet.
- Time to pay up.
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): A bet's a bet. It's time for you to pay up, Dialyn(.. /
~~) - Dialyn: Hmph, a deal's a deal. So, what do you want me to do? Just for today—no extensions~
- Sing along to this ending theme~
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): Hmm... Let me think. How about... You sing along to this "special" ending theme!
- Dialyn: *cough*... You!
- After a long pause, Dialyn quietly hums the ending theme off-key, while a rare, faint blush colors her cheeks...
- (Idle)
- Dialyn: Not bad...
- (Talk to Dialyn again, optional)
- Dialyn: What a boring, cliche happy ending!
- Dialyn: But hey, having a happy ending once in a while... doesn't sound too bad.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Black-Hearted Cat and Hot-Blooded Hamster |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 黑心猫与热血仓鼠 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 黑心貓與熱血倉鼠 |
| Japanese | 腹黒猫と熱血ハムスター |
| Korean | 흑심을 품은 고양이와 열혈 햄스터 Heuksimeul Pumeun Goyang'iwa Yeolhyeol Haemseuteo |
| Spanish | El gato de corazón negro y el hámster de sangre caliente |
| French | Le chat au cœur noir et le hamster au sang chaud |
| Russian | Коварная кошка и отважный хомяк Kovarnaya koshka i otvazhnyy khomyak |
| Thai | แมวใจดำกับแฮมสเตอร์ใจร้อน |
| Vietnamese | Mèo Xấu Xa Và Hamster Nhiệt Huyết |
| German | Niederträchtige Katze und streitsüchtiger Hamster |
| Indonesian | Kucing Jahat dan Hamster Bersemangat |
| Portuguese | O Gato Malvado e o Hamster Fervoroso |