Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews/Stages
Last updated 2026-05-24
Reviews
Day One: Novice Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: New Eridu's Greatest Reviewboo Item Info: Porcelume Coin x1 |
Report! That "ten-year old shop, fair and honest" — total scam! What... lucky coins that bring wealth — nope! Already... smashed! Not a single Dennie [sic] in sight! One star! Terrible review! Don't go! Anyone who wants to go... come take it up with me first!
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We've heard your concern, but at present, the merchant does not appear to be at fault, so unfortunately we can't process your request. Our apologies~ Request to Remove Negative Review This customer mistook a "Porcelume Coin" for a "Lucky Coin," then somehow smashed it and demanded compensation. The behavior is truly hard to understand. Please remove the negative review. |
| Public Opinion: 10% vs 90% | ||
| User Notes: None Item Info: Rainbow Dye x1 Coat Grooming Package x1 |
I should've known better than to go to a Thiren-run hair salon... I asked for a wild, handsome style, and now look at me — my friends keep trying to pet my hair, saying it's spiky enough to pass for a cactus from the Outer Ring... Go on... go ahead and laugh at me!!! |
Beaverson Beauty Salon, bringing you the ultimate makeover experience. Thanks for stopping by, and we can't wait to see you again~ Request to Remove Negative Review The hairstyle given to the customer perfectly matched the requested "wild" and "dominant" style. The service met all standards and the quality was reliable. In fact, the complaint itself proves it. |
| Public Opinion: 61% vs 39% | ||
Day Two: Certified Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: None Item Info: Deluxe Capsule Room x1 |
The advertisement made it sound great, "ultimate use of space, the comfort of home"... But in reality... ha! There's no room to lie down, can't even sit upright, and turning over is a pain! |
Ahem... well, it's sized to fit you perfectly, right? That's the ultimate space optimization — scientifically designed snugness! Super cozy and secure! Just... give it a little more time to get used to it... you'll be fine once you do! Request to Remove Negative Review This shop has not engaged in false advertising. Every advertising claim is backed by reason and evidence, with thoughtful details and presentation added in accordance with scientific design principles. |
| Public Opinion: 75% vs 25% | ||
| User Notes: None Item Info: Beagle x1 |
Half a year ago, I bought this little dog. Since then, for six straight months, every single day and night has been filled with nonstop barking, yapping, and howling... And when I asked the shop owner for help, all she said was, "That's just how Snowy is... If it's too much to handle, we can refund you. Just bring the dog back to Fluffy." Wh—What is that supposed to mean? Is she trying to take my dog back? I only asked for a solution... and now she wants to take my dog away?!!!! |
Ah! S—Sorry!!! B—But... this is just how Snowy is by nature. It was mentioned before, and a copy of Snowy's Care Guide was even provided... Other than that, there really isn't anything else that can be done... Request to Remove Negative Review I... I hope everyone will think carefully before raising Snowy in the future... |
| Public Opinion: 21% vs 79% | ||
Day Three: Senior Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: New Eridu's Greatest Reviewboo Item Info: None (Purchase Failed) |
Ignorant jerk! Bullying mutt! Thick-headed rock! Dennies! Right on the counter! Such a bad dog — pretending not to see! If it doesn't take the Dennies, I don't get my magazine! I... I already jumped as high as possible! It still pretended not to see... even barking at me! I—I'll knock it down! Get off that counter! Let's settle this!
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Woof... woof? Woof! Woof woof woof woof!!! (Could another address be provided? The owner said the magazine can be mailed over...) Request to Remove Negative Review Woof... Woof woof... (...Sorry... I didn't see you, meaning you couldn't purchase the magazine, woof...) |
| Public Opinion: 32% vs 68% | ||
| User Notes: None Item Info: None (Purchase Failed) |
Last week, I ran into a giant monster in the city! It charged at me and stole my hero's courage! Now my soul is still drifting around out there... I can't read, and I can't go to school like normal! I need proper rest and... tons and tons of chips and candy to recover! But... the doctor won't write me a sick note. He said I should keep going to school and fill that emptiness with knowledge... Uwaa... wuuu... that's not right! Liar! The doctor is the worst!!! |
Little one, dealing with things like "big monsters" falls outside what this clinic treats, and it doesn't meet the basic requirements for issuing a medical record. Thank you for your understanding. Request to Remove Negative Review A professional physician has confirmed that the customer is physically fit and mentally sound. As no such illness exists, this shop cannot issue a medical record. We request the negative review be removed. |
| Public Opinion: 18% vs 82% | ||
Day Four: Special Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: Less ice, double milk Item Info: Tin Master Special x1 |
The drink had a hint of motor oil. I looked up, and sure enough, the owner was a Construct... Hah... this is blasphemy! We coffee purists will never allow something like this!!!
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Thanks for taking the time to leave a review! I hope our coffee sets you up with a great mood for the day. Request to Remove Negative Review The comment contains personal attacks against Construct residents. A coffee's flavor has nothing to do with the identity of its maker. Please have it removed. |
| Public Opinion: 11% vs 89% | ||
| User Notes: None Item Info: Acupressure Massage x1 |
I'm telling you, that guy Duyi must be a Construct who's mastered dark magic! That kind of technique... where one light press can make someone pass out on the massage table... has to be one of those strange rituals the books talk about! Be extremely careful around him! |
Old Duyi's Posture Correction Studio is here to give everyone the most comfortable experience... Uhh... strange rituals and dark magic? This store doesn't offer anything like that. It's just a few simple massage techniques... Request to Remove Negative Review This is a legitimate massage parlor — there's no "dark magic" going on like this customer claims. Please take down the review. |
| Public Opinion: 18% vs 82% | ||
Day Five: Renowned Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: New Eridu's Greatest Reviewboo Item Info: None (Purchase Failed) |
Three Bangboo! Playing dumb! Waddling around on those stubby legs! I ask the price! No answer! I'm gonna smack it out of 'em! Come out here and throw down!
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Th—That's not it! A price was already quoted, but this Bangboo refused to hear us out and even threatened to give us a beating! Wh—What are we supposed to do now... sob sob... Request to Remove Negative Review Also... seeking help! This shop is hiring a Bangboo skilled in combat! Interested parties, please contact on Knock Knock... |
| Public Opinion: 8% vs 92% | ||
| User Notes: Extra ice, normal sugar Item Info: Mint Lime Popping Candy Tong Sui x1 |
This store's actually pretty good. The tong sui tastes great, and the prices are fair... It's just... sigh... next time anyone passes by, no matter how hard the owner pushes it, absolutely, absolutely do not try the new drink called Mint Lime Popping Candy Tong Sui!!!! Even now... it's been three hours! It still feels like it's darting around inside my throat, punching up into my head every time it jumps—! |
Sorry, really sorry! Already pulled it from the menu — thanks for the feedback! Request to Remove Negative Review This new item really wasn't thought through very well. We're already working on other products... Please keep supporting Balabala Tong Sui! |
| Public Opinion: 88% vs 12% | ||
Day Six: Top Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: New Eridu's Greatest Reviewboo Item Info: Caramel Dream x1 Butterfly Orchid x1 |
"Caramel Dream, a fairy-tale sweet experience"... I tried it! It's not sweet! "Butterfly Orchidea, dancing toward you" —no butterflies? Scam! One star! It's all wrong! Next time, I'm gonna demand justice from the Manager!
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This store supports refund requests. Have a wonderful day~ Request to Remove Negative Review A bouquet provides a quiet "experience," not a tangible product. The customer's demand is rather unreasonable. Please have this negative review blocked. |
| Public Opinion: 22% vs 78% | ||
| User Notes: None Item Info: 3-Hour Arcade Gaming Package x1 |
In terms of probability, theoretically speaking, when facing other citizens, the win rate should be fifty percent. That's the only "reasonable" experience. Yet the results being seen now are nothing like that... Why are there five straight losses— Probability is fake!!! Tear it down! Tear it down! Reset everything!!! |
Sir, please accept our Knock Knock friend request and compensate the store for the damages. During the commotion earlier, three of our arcade machines ended up completely destroyed... Request to Remove Negative Review Look, we can't control who wins or loses. As for that customer's violent behavior, we've already filed a report with Public Security... |
| Public Opinion: 6% vs 94% | ||
Day Seven: Gold-Medal Reviewer
| User Order Details | User Ratings | Merchant Reply & Request |
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| User Notes: None Item Info: "Stable Investment Plan" x1 |
It was supposed to be fair to everyone, completely safe, and guaranteed to make money... ...But now my account's margin is completely gone! This is what your company calls "prudent investing"?
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Hey, listen — when it comes to investing, what matters is the "long-term returns." Short-term gains and losses... don't sweat them! Just don't sweat them! Think about the long run~! Request to Remove Negative Review Hey, investing always has its ups and downs. A few stumbles now just mean wins later! And besides... didn't this loss help the customer really learn about the risks of the financial market? That's knowledge gained, isn't it? That's spiritual profit! |
| Public Opinion: 70% vs 30% | ||
| User Notes: New Eridu's Greatest Reviewboo Item Info: Black Ball Smoked BBQ Noodles x1 |
Making ramen with no gloves! That's unsanitary! Human bowls and Bangboo bowls treated differently! Bangboo won't take that! Let's throw down! ...H—Hey, wait... why... why are lifting me up?! I—I'm gonna fight—!!! |
Please rest assured! My arms have been thoroughly sterilized — totally food-safe and everything... Health inspectors are welcome anytime! Request to Remove Negative Review Sigh, I've always focused on perfecting the noodle broth flavor. I never thought customers would actually care about the mechanical arm thing... |
| Public Opinion: 23% vs 77% | ||





